Okay. So this is a PROBLEM? Like gas prices being
too low, or your tax refund being too big?
If you have ever wrestled a guy's snake out of his
jeans AND jockeys or boxers, you know what I mean.
The BEST ones are already hard, and that makes it
twice as hard, um, I mean DIFFICULT, to get them
out. So I appreciate a guy's thoughtfulness, you
know what I mean.
On the other hand, if he is someone I might do again
(Hey! It DOES happen. Sometimes) then guys will
ask, "How big WAS he, Jamie?"and I need a little
Artistic Freedom, so it's best if he hasn't paraded
his junk in front of all my friends. You know how it is.
So if I am going on a hookup, I never wear a bra, I
mean, I want to give him, um, "unfettered access,"
although feeling his hands moving up my back to
unfasten it... Anyway, I appreciate easy access
too.
So we are all grownups, we know which end goes in
my mouth, so whatever makes that easy…
Love,
Tink