Love this, Angie!
As a young girl, I could never watch the skyful of flying monkeys in the Wizard of Oz without fantasizing about flying armies of rapist goblins. To this day, when I watch that movie, Dorothy is mercilessly ravaged in my head by one flying cockmonkey after another. Oddly, I never attribute the Munchkins with any sexuality, despite the fact that the Munchkin actors reportedly frequently molested a teenaged Judy Garland.
Peckers and Penises and Cocks! Oh My!
The idea of hundreds of lecherous cigar-smoking Munchkins surrounding Judy on the Golden Brick Road set remains hilarious to me.