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Offline vander32
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Which Mass Effect Alien would you like to fuck?
« on: June 24, 2022, 08:26:15 PM »
Hi guys, for those who don't know there is a video game series called Mass Effect, it is a sci-fi series with a fair number of Alien species as well as humans. As it is a Bioware game a fair number of these Aliens are fuckable in game (not that sort of game, always fades to black before the good stuff happens). I was wondering for the good folks of the RU, which of these species would you like to fuck most?

I'll give a few examples with pros/cons for you.

Asari, all female race, skin tone ranges from purple to green, uses a mental for of procreation, allowing them to breed with pretty much any sentient race, downside is all offspring will be Asari but with genetic traits of the partner. General considered sexy.

Turians, evolved from birds, has a different chirility from Humans, meaning humans are probably allergic, so try not to ingest. Very strong, martial culture. Known for reach and flexibility. known to be physically compatible with humans

Quarians, nomadic race, probably the most human like in terms of features, suspeted to be the only other species with hair, again different chirility, cannot share food and ingestion of fluids is probably a bad idea. No immune system so they live in biosuits. Faces are never shown in game. known to be compatible with humans physically.

Humans, well if you don't know what humans are then i cannot help you at this point, just hit your erection till it goes away for the sake of the rest of the species.

Krogans, big lizards, four balls, live incredibly long lives, have redundant biological systems to increase survivability, eg two hearts. have four balls, unknown number of penises, unknown if compatible with humans.

Drell, lizard like, have perfect recall, skin secretions are a halucigenic in humans, so you could have a great trip while fucking. Short lives, physically compatible with humans.

Batarian, four eyes, humanoid, hate humans, great for hatefucking. generally proslavery.

Geth, robots created by the Quarians, kinda took over their native planet. they are robots it is unknown if a human could have relations with them, but hey, anything is a dildo if you're brave enough.

Those are a few of the species, more can be found on the Mass Effect wiki.

So what do y'all think?

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Re: Which Mass Effect Alien would you like to fuck?
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2022, 04:20:44 PM »
Hi.

I haven't visited this site for a while, but I found your post and wanted to comment. I've been a huge Mass Effect for years, to  the point that I'm currently writing a non-erotic fan fiction (I may write a different story at some point that will be explicit).

My first choice would be asari, namely for the deep intimacy of the meld. I'm currently in a lesbian (or at least bi) phase, so the idea of sharing a clsoe bond with a gorgeous species is exceptionally appealing. Quarians are interesting, but I don't think I'd be patient enough to deal with all of the precautions necessary for a good time-and I just don't think they are all that sexy.

Humans, at least in the Mass Effect universe, are a no-go. Why stick with 'normal' when there are so many exciting species to encounter?

If I'm in for some rough and tumble fun, I'd totally go for some hard core play time with either a krogan or a turian. From some of the fan fiction head canon I've read, male turians climax multiple times. And krogans . . . well sometimes a girl just needs it a bit rough.

And, since I've got some particular tastes, I'd be down with experimenting with a Geth or with EDI. I have all visions of a whole lot of vibration action and maybe even some robotic tentacles.

There is some interesting Mass Effect porn floating around, especially FemShep futanari and Mass Effect Blue Star episodes 1-3 are pretty good if you're into Liara.
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Re: Which Mass Effect Alien would you like to fuck?
« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2024, 02:57:46 AM »
Probably Turians. I love the way they look!