I took a "creative writing" course in college, and got an "A".
For years, I've been writing sex fantasy stories by hand, and keeping them in spiral notebooks, in a hidden false-bottom of my underwear drawer. They're never really finished, because they could always use more proofreading, rewrites, updates, etc. I recently thumbed through them. I've even got a Valentine's one! But contest wise, I don't think I'd get a fair shake here, since nobody likes me (Including the moderator of this thread.)
Oh well. That's the price one pays for not trying to be popular, I guess.