[VictoriaTimmons]

To 90 lbs: Fair Enough.
To Carhamgrater: Funny you should say "break your cherry". (You'll see why, if you read my story.)

Y'all convinced me.
As I said, it's a handwritten copy. But I have pretty decent handwriting, and one of those scanners that does a pretty good job of converting handwriting to digital. Still, with only an hour left in February (assuming the deadline is midnight tonight, eastern), there will only be time for one quick proofread. So please forgive any typos or formatting errors.

[VictoriaTimmons]

It's up.
(paragraph spacing is horrible. no time for proper formatting)
It's called:

Valentine's Day (ass)Massacre(!)

[SoftGameHunter]

I've never said I didn't like you. Technically, I'm not the moderator, so you may not mean me. I vote for stories I like, I do not have to like the writer to admit a person is a good writer. I don't actually dislike anyone on this site. I don't agree with many on politics, religion, and such, but it doesn't mean I don't like them.

She probably means me, since I'm listed as such and because I told her in no uncertain terms that I consider her an unserious fraud and a predictably unpleasant troll. Nonetheless, if she'd like to contribute, oh, anything actually board-related like a sex story, she's free to do so. It's not like mods can change the votes or even see who voted for what. Like everything else she says, her concern about being unpopular as a reason not to contribute is just made-up fiction to spew a point.

[VictoriaTimmons]

to Softgame Hunter:

I think it's perfectly understandable that people don't like being called names, just because they have a different opinion.
And I think it's silly to suggest, especially nowadays, that people will just put their differences aside and vote for somebody they don't like.
And one more thing: Timestamps will show that I actually DID post the story, before you suggested that my hesitancy was "made up fiction". So maybe you're the one who's the troll. Did you ever think of that?

[SoftGameHunter]

to Softgame Hunter:

I think it's perfectly understandable that people don't like being called names, just because they have a different opinion.
And I think it's silly to suggest, especially nowadays, that people will just put their differences aside and vote for somebody they don't like.
And one more thing: Timestamps will show that I actually DID post the story, before you suggested that my hesitancy was "made up fiction". So maybe you're the one who's the troll. Did you ever think of that?

I called you a troll because you are one. You don't have a difference of opinion.  You spew utter hate and lies about other people who don't deserve it. And what's really understandable is people don't like being lied about and subjected to hatred for doing and being things that are not wrong. Your crocodile tears on your own behalf fool nobody.

This is also why I generally ignore you unless you make it about me. You're not worth it.

As for the story, you posted your reply while I was typing, as the two-minute difference shows. You never had reason to be concerned about me and you know it. As I made clear, you are free to and encouraged to post a sex-related non-political-drivel story, and this mod has neither the desire or ability to interfere with its place in the board contest, despite your overt claims otherwise. BTW, stories go in the relevant story section, not the writing contest section. So pick one and learn to follow directions.

[VictoriaTimmons]

to Softgame Hunter:

I think it's perfectly understandable that people don't like being called names, just because they have a different opinion.
And I think it's silly to suggest, especially nowadays, that people will just put their differences aside and vote for somebody they don't like.
And one more thing: Timestamps will show that I actually DID post the story, before you suggested that my hesitancy was "made up fiction". So maybe you're the one who's the troll. Did you ever think of that?

SGH: I called you a troll because you are one.

ME: Did you really just say "I know you are, but what am I? You're rubber, I'm glue, etc."

SGH: You don't have a difference of opinion.  You spew utter hate and lies about other people who don't deserve it.

ME: I tell no lies and I don't hate anybody (even if people do deserve it.)

SGH: This is also why I generally ignore you unless you make it about me. You're not worth it.
As for the story, you posted your reply while I was typing, as the two-minute difference shows.

ME: Doesn't matter if it's two minutes, or two seconds. Any amount of time is enough to show clearly that I didn't post in response to your post on this thread. Didn't speak to you; didn't even remember that you existed. Yet you assume that I was talking about you, that I "made it about you"! GREAT job of "ignoring me"! What an ego! You probably think that that Carly Simon song is about you! Don't you? Don't you? Don't you?

SGH: You never had reason to be concerned about me and you know it.

ME: And I never WAS concerned about you.
Clearly, somebody is living in somebody's head, rent free. You've just got the participants mixed up!

SGH: As I made clear, you are free to and encouraged to post a sex-related non-political-drivel story, and this mod has neither the desire or ability to interfere with its place in the board contest, despite your overt claims otherwise.

ME: I never made that claim about you. I was speaking of Ms. 90 lbs, who already did a fine job of alleviating my concerns, before you swooped in and tried to make it all about you.

SGH: BTW, stories go in the relevant story section, not the writing contest section. So pick one and learn to follow directions.

ME: Forgive me for putting my writing contest entry in the writing contest section. How could I ever have made such a grevious mistake!
(And BTW, great way to encourage someone to make a second contribution. I hear that Welcome Wagon is hiring. You should definitely apply!)

[SoftGameHunter]

to Softgame Hunter:

I think it's perfectly understandable that people don't like being called names, just because they have a different opinion.
And I think it's silly to suggest, especially nowadays, that people will just put their differences aside and vote for somebody they don't like.
And one more thing: Timestamps will show that I actually DID post the story, before you suggested that my hesitancy was "made up fiction". So maybe you're the one who's the troll. Did you ever think of that?

SGH: I called you a troll because you are one.

ME: Did you really just say "I know you are, but what am I? You're rubber, I'm glue, etc."

SGH: You don't have a difference of opinion.  You spew utter hate and lies about other people who don't deserve it.

ME: I tell no lies and I don't hate anybody (even if people do deserve it.)

SGH: This is also why I generally ignore you unless you make it about me. You're not worth it.
As for the story, you posted your reply while I was typing, as the two-minute difference shows.

ME: Doesn't matter if it's two minutes, or two seconds. Any amount of time is enough to show clearly that I didn't post in response to your post on this thread. Didn't speak to you; didn't even remember that you existed. Yet you assume that I was talking about you, that I "made it about you"! GREAT job of "ignoring me"! What an ego! You probably think that that Carly Simon song is about you! Don't you? Don't you? Don't you?

SGH: You never had reason to be concerned about me and you know it.

ME: And I never WAS concerned about you.
Clearly, somebody is living in somebody's head, rent free. You've just got the participants mixed up!

SGH: As I made clear, you are free to and encouraged to post a sex-related non-political-drivel story, and this mod has neither the desire or ability to interfere with its place in the board contest, despite your overt claims otherwise.

ME: I never made that claim about you. I was speaking of Ms. 90 lbs, who already did a fine job of alleviating my concerns, before you swooped in and tried to make it all about you.

SGH: BTW, stories go in the relevant story section, not the writing contest section. So pick one and learn to follow directions.

ME: Forgive me for putting my writing contest entry in the writing contest section. How could I ever have made such a grevious mistake!
(And BTW, great way to encourage someone to make a second contribution. I hear that Welcome Wagon is hiring. You should definitely apply!)

Wow. Not reading all that and don't really care. You have the right to enter the contest no matter what you claim the evil mod is going to do to you. And you have. So let it go already. You're not that interesting.

[90lbsofdynamite]

Again I can't do the poll today. Sorry, I'll get it up as soon as I can. I don't see any link to a story for Victoria.

If I may be of some assistance Millie

Valentine's Day (ass) Massacre(!)

http://ravishu.com/forums/index.php?topic=48996.0

A story of a young lady learning that anal sex isn't all it's cracked up to be

[VictoriaTimmons]

Thanks, carhamgrater.
Evidently, (according to softgamehunter), I posted it in the wrong place.
And, as I'm sure is the custom, he properly berated me for doing so.
Anyway, I hope everybody enjoys the story!
(Except SGH. I hope it gives him indigestion.)

[SoftGameHunter]

Thanks, carhamgrater.
Evidently, (according to softgamehunter), I posted it in the wrong place.
And, as I'm sure is the custom, he properly berated me for doing so.
Anyway, I hope everybody enjoys the story!
(Except SGH. I hope it gives him indigestion.)

You started this, not me. Keep on pushing and see what happens.

[VictoriaTimmons]

Thanks, carhamgrater.
Evidently, (according to softgamehunter), I posted it in the wrong place.
And, as I'm sure is the custom, he properly berated me for doing so.
Anyway, I hope everybody enjoys the story!
(Except SGH. I hope it gives him indigestion.)

You started this, not me. Keep on pushing and see what happens.

No, YOU started this. NOT me.
I didn't know you existed; gave no thought to you what-so-ever; had no memory at all of any previous dealings with you;
until YOU came here and launched a completely unprovoked personal attack against me!

[allow me to quote you:  "She probably* means me, since I'm listed as such and because I told her in no uncertain terms that I consider her an unserious fraud and a predictably unpleasant troll. Nonetheless, if she'd like to contribute, oh, anything actually board-related like a sex story, she's free to do so. It's not like mods can change the votes or even see who voted for what. Like everything else she says, her concern about being unpopular as a reason not to contribute is just made-up fiction to spew a point."]

*"PROBABLY means" you? Didn't care enough to be certain, before making a complete ass of yourself?
And unwilling to admit it and apologize when it turned out you were dead wrong?

I corrected your delusion, above, but you saw fit to say you were "not reading" it and "don't really care".
Because you were "not interested".

And now you're THREATENING me?
WTF?

It's no wonder that nobody wants to enter this stupid story contest!
I've seen some pretty inhospitable websites in my day, but this takes the fucking cake!

[SoftGameHunter]

Thanks, carhamgrater.
Evidently, (according to softgamehunter), I posted it in the wrong place.
And, as I'm sure is the custom, he properly berated me for doing so.
Anyway, I hope everybody enjoys the story!
(Except SGH. I hope it gives him indigestion.)

You started this, not me. Keep on pushing and see what happens.

No, YOU started this. NOT me.
I didn't know you existed; gave no thought to you what-so-ever; had no memory at all of any previous dealings with you;
until YOU came here and launched a completely unprovoked personal attack against me!

[allow me to quote you:  "She probably* means me, since I'm listed as such and because I told her in no uncertain terms that I consider her an unserious fraud and a predictably unpleasant troll. Nonetheless, if she'd like to contribute, oh, anything actually board-related like a sex story, she's free to do so. It's not like mods can change the votes or even see who voted for what. Like everything else she says, her concern about being unpopular as a reason not to contribute is just made-up fiction to spew a point."]

*"PROBABLY means" you? Didn't care enough to be certain, before making a complete ass of yourself?
And unwilling to admit it and apologize when it turned out you were dead wrong?

I corrected your delusion, above, but you saw fit to say you were "not reading" it and "don't really care".
Because you were "not interested".

And now you're THREATENING me?
WTF?

It's no wonder that nobody wants to enter this stupid story contest!
I've seen some pretty inhospitable websites in my day, but this takes the fucking cake!

Again, not reading multiple paragraphs of you. Just walking away so the world can see if you keep following.