U- what the hell caused it??!

It was struck by a bolt of lightning!

G- well at least they are comfortable

B-they look like morons!

U-Probably wear the same outfit to bed!

trying your hand at karaoke!

[vile8r]

G - it can be a lot of fun trying to sing your favorite songs

B - some people really can't sing.......and shouldn't even try

U - some drunk woman at a bar getting up and wanting to sing Total Eclipse of the Heart  (true story)

  I can't believe what was posted

G-Don't have to think too hard before answering

U-Nothing to think about

B-SOMEONE FORGOT TO POST SOMETHING TO REPLY TO!

[vile8r]

  Some people are comedians! 

going to a popular tourist attraction in the summer

Some people are comedians! 

Comedian? Is that a polite way to say 'asshole!'?

G-Something to enjoy on a hot day

B- the line up caused by others getting the same idea

U-they expect you to pay after the long trip in a hot car!

Lifting of Covid restrictions!

[vile8r]

G - we can get back to some normal life

B - too many people still not vaccinated

U - the pandemic hits a 4th wave amongst the unvaccinated

going boating

G-An outdoor activity

B- you can get seasick!

U-Drowning!

Cancelled Concerts

[vile8r]

G - well not really anything good about a concert being cancelled

B - ruining your plans of going when you were really looking forward to it

U - the ticket service informs you there will be no refunds

listening to Fleetwood Mac

G- music that comes from talented singers and players

B-Very little new stuff from them

U- the cost of front row tickets to see them in concert

Answering spam emails

[vile8r]

G - cleans out your inbox

B - you get too many of them

U - you might open a virus that fucks up your computer

buying a life insurance policy

G- gives you a sense of security for the future

B- cost too much in times when you are short of cash!

U- the company comes up with a way in which they don't have to pay out in the advent of death!

waiting for an Inhertance!

[vile8r]

G - get a big chunk of cash

B - you had to lose a loved one to get it

U - some ignorant relative contests the will

listening to a radio talk show

G- You get many different view points on various subjects!

B- The name calling when view points don't match!

U- no matter how offended you get about thing, you continue to listen it until the end of the show!

Gluten free foods

[vile8r]

G - well, they're supposed to be healthier for you

B - they often lack the taste of foods with gluten

U - too many of my favorite foods are going gluten-free!

low sodium foods

G-supposedly healthier for you

B-Read the label most have higher sodium counts than them!

U-really shows what needs sodium

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