[vile8r]

U- it's time you could be doing something more useful like writing more "Taylor's Torment"!
 
  aaah yes! That I could be doing for sure!


G - there's some hot babes in wrestling nowadays

B - listening to all the drama

U - when one of my favorite guys gets beaten badly


trying to find pics you know you have on file

G- when you finally find it and it makes everything click in place

B- The amount of time it takes to find it

U- the words that comes out of your mouth when you see some of the pics you kept!

Writing a story for someone else's story topic!

[vile8r]

G - when you come up with a story that everyone really likes

B - when the other guy tells you your story had nothing to do with his topic

U - when no one reads your story


shovelling snow after a big storm

G-Prevent you falling and having an accident

B- A chance to have a heart attack from over doing it

U- the f23king city just covers your work up when they plow the street again!

Asking someone to marry you

[vile8r]

G - you get to marry your sweetheart

B - she could say no

U - having to start saving money to pay for a wedding


getting called to the boss' office

G- you are usually done working for a while

B- you usually get yelled at or worse a pink slip!

U- the words that comes out of their mouths during the conversation!

Politicians keeping their jobs!

G: Everyone knows they are corrupt

B: They’ll carry on screwing

U: They’ll still get paid juicy obscene money

Underground Fetish Clubs

G- guaranteed sex!

B- great place to pick up an STD or worse!

U- think about it some wear masks for a reason!

The Boy Scouts/Girl Guides

G: Learn some really useful skills

B: Snobbery 

U: There are pedophiles in it


Super Hero movies

G-Action sequences well done

B- the almost always change the hero's origin!

U- their costumes!

lets go with a hard one- The music of Queen!

[vile8r]

G - most of their music before 1981

B - their decision to carry on with their new singer Adam Lambert

U - their 1982 album Hot Spaces.  I am sure even they regret making that album.


sci-fi conventions

G-interaction between fans and stars of the favorite series

B- the heat given off the amassed bodies!
U-fan reactions when stars forget things or spoils future events!

Going back to university/college when over 30 years old!

[vile8r]

G - get to check out all the hot university pussy

B - realize all the hot university pussy are young enough to be your daughters

U - they all think you're old enough to be their grandfather!   


going to see a group in concert you've always wanted to see but never have:

G- You can experience your fav band as they should be loved!

B- Most around you consider you a narc do to your age

U- even the police think your a narc when they raid the people leaving the establishment!

Going To A Dance Club

[vile8r]

G - checking out the hot pussy

B - you know none of the music

U - disco dance moves from 1978 are just no longer a thing, you find out!   

Seeing a movie you loved as a kid, but 30 years later