Author Topic: Good, Bad and the Ugly  (Read 1913 times)

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Re: Good, Bad and the Ugly
« Reply #540 on: July 30, 2021, 07:31:13 PM »
U- what the hell caused it??!

It was struck by a bolt of lightning!

G- well at least they are comfortable

B-they look like morons!

U-Probably wear the same outfit to bed!

trying your hand at karaoke!

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Re: Good, Bad and the Ugly
« Reply #541 on: August 01, 2021, 08:35:13 AM »
G - it can be a lot of fun trying to sing your favorite songs

B - some people really can't sing.......and shouldn't even try

U - some drunk woman at a bar getting up and wanting to sing Total Eclipse of the Heart  (true story)
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Re: Good, Bad and the Ugly
« Reply #542 on: August 01, 2021, 10:55:38 AM »
 emot_omfg.gif emot_omfg.gif :emot_weird.gif: I can't believe what was posted

G-Don't have to think too hard before answering

U-Nothing to think about

B-SOMEONE FORGOT TO POST SOMETHING TO REPLY TO! :emot_rotf.gif:

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Re: Good, Bad and the Ugly
« Reply #543 on: August 04, 2021, 10:17:05 PM »
 ::) Some people are comedians! 

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Re: Good, Bad and the Ugly
« Reply #544 on: August 05, 2021, 09:44:56 AM »
::) Some people are comedians! 

Comedian? Is that a polite way to say 'asshole!'?

G-Something to enjoy on a hot day

B- the line up caused by others getting the same idea

U-they expect you to pay after the long trip in a hot car!

Lifting of Covid restrictions!

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Re: Good, Bad and the Ugly
« Reply #545 on: August 08, 2021, 09:16:49 PM »
G - we can get back to some normal life

B - too many people still not vaccinated

U - the pandemic hits a 4th wave amongst the unvaccinated

going boating
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Re: Good, Bad and the Ugly
« Reply #546 on: August 09, 2021, 09:55:52 AM »
G-An outdoor activity

B- you can get seasick!

U-Drowning!

Cancelled Concerts

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Re: Good, Bad and the Ugly
« Reply #547 on: August 09, 2021, 10:25:14 PM »
G - well not really anything good about a concert being cancelled

B - ruining your plans of going when you were really looking forward to it

U - the ticket service informs you there will be no refunds

listening to Fleetwood Mac
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Re: Good, Bad and the Ugly
« Reply #548 on: August 10, 2021, 10:20:56 AM »
G- music that comes from talented singers and players

B-Very little new stuff from them

U- the cost of front row tickets to see them in concert

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Re: Good, Bad and the Ugly
« Reply #549 on: August 10, 2021, 10:24:29 PM »
G - cleans out your inbox

B - you get too many of them

U - you might open a virus that fucks up your computer

buying a life insurance policy
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Re: Good, Bad and the Ugly
« Reply #550 on: August 11, 2021, 10:01:38 AM »
G- gives you a sense of security for the future

B- cost too much in times when you are short of cash!

U- the company comes up with a way in which they don't have to pay out in the advent of death!

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Re: Good, Bad and the Ugly
« Reply #551 on: August 12, 2021, 11:10:04 AM »
G - get a big chunk of cash

B - you had to lose a loved one to get it

U - some ignorant relative contests the will

listening to a radio talk show

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Re: Good, Bad and the Ugly
« Reply #552 on: August 12, 2021, 11:44:54 AM »
G- You get many different view points on various subjects!

B- The name calling when view points don't match!

U- no matter how offended you get about thing, you continue to listen it until the end of the show!

Gluten free foods

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Re: Good, Bad and the Ugly
« Reply #553 on: August 12, 2021, 09:36:44 PM »
G - well, they're supposed to be healthier for you

B - they often lack the taste of foods with gluten

U - too many of my favorite foods are going gluten-free!

low sodium foods
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Re: Good, Bad and the Ugly
« Reply #554 on: August 13, 2021, 03:02:18 PM »
G-supposedly healthier for you

B-Read the label most have higher sodium counts than them!

U-really shows what needs sodium

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