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Offline cret111
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Comedians you want to rape
« on: November 29, 2020, 09:42:34 PM »
There's some unique factor about comedians that make them a fun target of rape fantasies. Maybe it's because they act cool and aloof, or that they maintain an aura of down-to-earthness, but there are more than a few that I'd love to bend over and pound! In particular, Sarah Silverman, Mindy Kaling, Lena Dunham, Natasha Leggero, Riki Lindhome, Tiffany Haddish, and others. Anyone else feel this way? If so, who and what would you do?

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Re: Comedians you want to rape
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2020, 04:34:23 PM »
I've always considered Silverman to be a great target; I expect she would fight like a tiger and throw out a constant stream of verbal abuse while she was doing it.  I love a challenge.  Although I doubt it would be successful, I would love to violate her until I had fucked the attitude out of her.   >:D
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Re: Comedians you want to rape
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2020, 04:41:04 PM »
I've always considered Silverman to be a great target; I expect she would fight like a tiger and throw out a constant stream of verbal abuse while she was doing it.  I love a challenge.  Although I doubt it would be successful, I would love to violate her until I had fucked the attitude out of her.   >:D


Yep, that feistiness is a big draw. I might get sick of her big mouth and shove a gag or my cock in there to keep her quiet, but I'd expect a fight.

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Re: Comedians you want to rape
« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2020, 04:03:30 AM »
Tiffany Haddish is my favorite .....
She is 41 andmust be a great mom, wich is a plus for me :)
Family fun anyone ?

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Re: Comedians you want to rape
« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2020, 08:14:35 AM »
 For those of you who dont know,Sarah Silverman has some great full frontal nudity pics from a shower scene she once did,in a communal shower,with two other girls.
  Very nice body and yes,she would put up a fight.

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Re: Comedians you want to rape
« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2020, 09:04:18 AM »
For those of you who dont know,Sarah Silverman has some great full frontal nudity pics from a shower scene she once did,in a communal shower,with two other girls.
  Very nice body and yes,she would put up a fight.

Believe me, I know those pictures well. Would love to ambush her when she's alone in the shower and turn up the water so nobody can hear her scream.

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Re: Comedians you want to rape
« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2020, 10:37:24 AM »
For those of you who dont know,Sarah Silverman has some great full frontal nudity pics from a shower scene she once did,in a communal shower,with two other girls.
  Very nice body and yes,she would put up a fight.

Believe me, I know those pictures well. Would love to ambush her when she's alone in the shower and turn up the water so nobody can hear her scream.


  Yes and she would put up a very I'm a Jewish,liberal,democratic,my pussy,my choice kinda fight but you'd love every screaming minute of it.

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Re: Comedians you want to rape
« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2020, 10:41:12 AM »
 How about Chelsea Handler,she'd put up a fight but the whole time she'd be wanting it and you could even have a female partner in crime to make things a little more interesting.

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Re: Comedians you want to rape
« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2020, 11:33:05 AM »
Chelsea would be nice, she's got huge tits and a bitchy attitude. I'd make her and Sarah 69 at gunpoint while I torture them with a whip.

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Re: Comedians you want to rape
« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2020, 12:21:48 PM »
Chelsea would be nice, she's got huge tits and a bitchy attitude. I'd make her and Sarah 69 at gunpoint while I torture them with a whip.

  Most definitely YES....rape Sarah till she finally accepts, that may take a while but then she can be your foot in the door when you two arrive at Chelsea's,once in,you pull a gun and stick it up to Chelsea's head,she yells,"what the hell is going on" as she looks over to a now teary eyed Sarah Silverman,who starts wiping tears from her own face and through sniffles says "Chelsea,I'm so sorry"
  With the gun pushed firmly up against Chelsea's head,you order both women back to the master bedroom and once there you tell them both to "STRIP,ALL YOUR CLOTHES OFF, NOW"
  Damn,I'd love to see those two have to make out with each other.

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Re: Comedians you want to rape
« Reply #10 on: December 19, 2020, 04:24:54 PM »
Sarah Silverman and Iliza Shlesinger would both be great victims for me for the same reason.  Both have great legs and would undoubtedly talk back, spurring me on to hurt them even more.

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Re: Comedians you want to rape
« Reply #11 on: December 19, 2020, 05:13:43 PM »
Good choice with Iliza, she's got a hot little body. It seems like Sarah is getting plenty of attention in this thread, glad to hear it. The more I think about raping her, the more brutal my fantasies get.

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Re: Comedians you want to rape
« Reply #12 on: September 01, 2022, 01:48:32 AM »
I've fantasized about raping Taylor Tomlinson on more than one tantalizing occasion...

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Re: Comedians you want to rape
« Reply #13 on: September 02, 2022, 06:20:54 AM »
Good choice with Iliza, she's got a hot little body. It seems like Sarah is getting plenty of attention in this thread, glad to hear it. The more I think about raping her, the more brutal my fantasies get.

I wonder how Sarah Silverman would feel if she were to stumble across this sight and thread and discover that she's getting this much attention.
Then later,when she's walking down the street,in a crowd,doing an interview,getting out of the shower,dozing off to sleep?
I wonder,I just wonder if she'd ever feel safe again.
Or,would she be turned on by it.
« Last Edit: September 03, 2022, 02:11:18 AM by smalltwnqueer »

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Re: Comedians you want to rape
« Reply #14 on: September 05, 2022, 10:32:34 PM »
I bet she'd be horrified, and be scared to even leave her house. She'd know just how many men out there want to take her holes by force.