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Offline F0rc3dAna1Gir1

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Post your best Jokes here
« on: November 05, 2020, 05:29:24 AM »
Let's hear your best jokes.
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I was about to have sex with this woman, and she says to me, "make love to me like they do in the movies" So I stuck it in her ass, and came on her face. I guess we watch different movies!

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Why do girls wear flowered panties?

In memorium, of all the faces buried here.

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What do they call the useless piece attached to a penis?

The man

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What did one saggy breast say to the other?

We better get some support, or people will think we're nuts!

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Duct Tape: Turning Ahhhh to Mmmmm since 1943

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What's the difference between Oohhh and Aahhhh?

About 3 inches.

Offline carhamgrater

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Re: Post your best Jokes here
« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2020, 11:56:21 AM »
A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!”
The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you…”
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Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar
“Get out of here!” shouts the bartender. “We don’t serve your type.”
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Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles.
He kept leaving little messages around the house.
Real rape is wrong fictional rape can be fun!

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Re: Post your best Jokes here
« Reply #2 on: December 25, 2020, 11:26:50 AM »
Two friends were sitting at the bar having a beer. One of them turns to his friend and says "Look at those two old guys at the end of the bar getting drunk! That could be use some day." His buddy learns forward and looks down the bar and then says "You frickin' dumbass, that's a mirror!"
If it wasn't for the gutter my mind would be homeless!

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Re: Post your best Jokes here
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2021, 12:31:31 AM »
Why did the sperm cross the road?

Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

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What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

She gagged.

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What’s the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He neverlands.

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Re: Post your best Jokes here
« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2021, 06:15:18 AM »
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
Men always miss them

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Re: Post your best Jokes here
« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2021, 08:13:20 AM »
My husband asked me why don’t I ever tell him when I orgasm. I told him I don’t want to bother you at work!