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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1410 on: June 05, 2021, 10:20:25 AM »
To the women who say "Men are only interested in one thing." Have you ever considered being more interesting?

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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1411 on: June 05, 2021, 08:21:04 PM »
The wife and I were driving past a dairy farm, and she complained that all she could smell was manure. I guess she prefers a clean dairy air.
I could rape your pussy, but I'd be in and out in a few minutes. So I choose to rape your mind, and I'll be inside you forever!

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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1412 on: June 06, 2021, 10:54:06 AM »
I told my girlfriend that after I finished I stopped to bag the grass, she called the cops on me!

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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1413 on: June 06, 2021, 08:04:44 PM »
A major cannabis growing company is building a large greenhouse operation near my hometown. I tell you, the place is really going to pot!
I could rape your pussy, but I'd be in and out in a few minutes. So I choose to rape your mind, and I'll be inside you forever!

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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1414 on: June 07, 2021, 10:19:59 AM »
You can't get on the same page with someone who has a different book.

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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1415 on: June 07, 2021, 03:09:14 PM »
Once I had a princess; she farts over the chocolate i spread on her ass every day!
Now I have a new princess; I kick her in the ass all the time and she love it!
So consider it: senceless adulation is worth a shit
Once God create the male. Examining each angle he thought: I can do better! And he did...

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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1416 on: June 07, 2021, 03:41:07 PM »
Whenever I think of saying or doing something bad I stop and ask what would Dwayne Johnson do, after all he is the one Rock who keeps me on the straight and narrow!

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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1417 on: June 07, 2021, 06:10:25 PM »
I once owned a tire shop. It was the most popular tire shop in town and lots of people came there. But my wife made me sell it. Said I was getting an inflated ego. 
I could rape your pussy, but I'd be in and out in a few minutes. So I choose to rape your mind, and I'll be inside you forever!

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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1418 on: June 08, 2021, 10:42:59 AM »
The health department made me close my butcher shop after I accidentally cut my hand ,  seems someone complained that my thumb was on the scale!

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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1419 on: June 09, 2021, 10:35:49 PM »
The football coach was banging on the vending machine out in the hallway. "I want my quarterback!" he yelled.
I could rape your pussy, but I'd be in and out in a few minutes. So I choose to rape your mind, and I'll be inside you forever!

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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1420 on: June 10, 2021, 10:22:04 AM »
The football coach was instantly fired after some faculty members over heard him telling his plans for 'the tight end' as he was walking through cheerleader practice!

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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1421 on: June 10, 2021, 08:04:09 PM »
I started this home-based business and, oh man! I was making lots of money. Then the police raided my house and arrested me for counterfeiting.
I could rape your pussy, but I'd be in and out in a few minutes. So I choose to rape your mind, and I'll be inside you forever!

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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1422 on: June 11, 2021, 02:14:36 PM »
If I illegally download a movie in the Bahamas, does that make me a Pirate of the Caribbean?

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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1423 on: June 11, 2021, 04:51:44 PM »
Heard a comedian make a joke about the Band U2, it was Edgy!

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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1424 on: June 11, 2021, 05:55:50 PM »
Do you want to hear a joke about Potassium- K