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SheerHose33
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Re: pun intended
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Reply #1335 on:
May 05, 2021, 02:42:24 AM »
Space was cool before it mattered
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carhamgrater
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May 05, 2021, 10:53:03 AM »
My English teacher didn't like my homework assignment to write a story, apparently a dog eating my homework isn't a believable subject!
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vile8r
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May 05, 2021, 06:06:37 PM »
I started a new job at the cheese factory. I really like my co-workers. They're a gouda bunch.
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I could rape your pussy, but I'd be in and out in a few minutes. So I choose to rape your mind, and I'll be inside you forever!
carhamgrater
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Reply #1338 on:
May 05, 2021, 06:14:37 PM »
I told my dad that I wanted a job in Archeology and he cried telling all his friends that his son's career was in ruins!
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vile8r
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May 05, 2021, 06:37:15 PM »
I met a really hot girl at the park today. But the paramedics said they'd get her to the hospital right away and get her treated for heat stroke.
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I could rape your pussy, but I'd be in and out in a few minutes. So I choose to rape your mind, and I'll be inside you forever!
carhamgrater
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May 06, 2021, 10:37:14 AM »
I met my next door neighbor today, seems she has fallen and couldn't get up! So was it wrong of me to comment that she was a well grounded person!
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vile8r
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May 06, 2021, 11:32:35 AM »
The police are trying to say I assaulted a guy with a sheet of sandpaper. All I did was rough him up a bit.
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I could rape your pussy, but I'd be in and out in a few minutes. So I choose to rape your mind, and I'll be inside you forever!
carhamgrater
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May 06, 2021, 12:24:27 PM »
I'm never smoking weed with immigrants again. I asked "Anyone have any papers?" and they all ran like fuck.
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vile8r
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May 06, 2021, 10:17:16 PM »
I shot a man with a paintball gun just to watch him dye.
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I could rape your pussy, but I'd be in and out in a few minutes. So I choose to rape your mind, and I'll be inside you forever!
carhamgrater
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May 07, 2021, 01:21:36 PM »
I was going to tell you about Sarah and her eating only plants but I'm sure you have herbivore before!
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vile8r
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May 07, 2021, 10:57:55 PM »
I thought I bought a goldfish but one day seen him sitting at the piano, playing music. I realized it was a piano tuna.
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I could rape your pussy, but I'd be in and out in a few minutes. So I choose to rape your mind, and I'll be inside you forever!
carhamgrater
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May 08, 2021, 10:01:00 AM »
Did you hear about the math teacher who's afraid of negative numbers? He will stop at nothing to avoid them.
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Rachel_Thornton
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May 08, 2021, 10:50:58 AM »
I went for a job at a stables one time. The owner asked me if I'd ever shoed a horse before. I said no, but I've told a donkey to fuck off once!
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carhamgrater
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May 08, 2021, 12:36:18 PM »
The therapist asked my wife why she wanted to end our marriage. She said she hated all the constant Star Wars puns. I look at the therapist and said, "Divorce is strong with this one!"
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Rachel_Thornton
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May 11, 2021, 04:57:37 PM »
Did you know that a single sperm has about 37.5MB of DNA data, so an ejaculation transfers nearly 16TB of data. Now thats a lot of information to swallow!
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THE UNIVERSITY
Spring Break! Party Party! Party!
The Game Room
pun intended