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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1335 on: May 04, 2021, 05:48:35 PM »
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Did you hear about the obese war actor , he was in the movie a Fridge Too Far

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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1336 on: May 04, 2021, 05:54:51 PM »
Did you hear about that guy who fell into the infinity pool? Yeah... it took him forever to get out.
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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1337 on: May 04, 2021, 05:59:00 PM »
“You’re a patient woman” least I was told that while I was in hospital

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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1338 on: May 04, 2021, 06:12:41 PM »
If you believe that the quickest way to a man's heart is the stomach, you know that you are aiming a little too high.
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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1339 on: May 05, 2021, 02:42:24 AM »
Space was cool before it mattered

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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1340 on: May 05, 2021, 10:53:03 AM »
My English teacher didn't like my homework assignment to write a story, apparently a dog eating my homework isn't a believable subject!
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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1341 on: May 05, 2021, 06:06:37 PM »
I started a new job at the cheese factory. I really like my co-workers. They're a gouda bunch.
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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1342 on: May 05, 2021, 06:14:37 PM »
I told my dad that I wanted a job in Archeology and he cried telling all his friends that his son's career was in ruins!
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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1343 on: May 05, 2021, 06:37:15 PM »
I met a really hot girl at the park today. But the paramedics said they'd get her to the hospital right away and get her treated for heat stroke.
I could rape your pussy, but I'd be in and out in a few minutes. So I choose to rape your mind, and I'll be inside you forever!

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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1344 on: Yesterday at 10:37:14 AM »
I met my next door neighbor today, seems she has fallen and couldn't get up! So was it wrong of me to comment that she was a well grounded person!
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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1345 on: Yesterday at 11:32:35 AM »
The police are trying to say I assaulted a guy with a sheet of sandpaper. All I did was rough him up a bit.
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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1346 on: Yesterday at 12:24:27 PM »
I'm never smoking weed with immigrants again. I asked "Anyone have any papers?" and they all ran like fuck.
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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1347 on: Yesterday at 10:17:16 PM »
I shot a man with a paintball gun just to watch him dye.
I could rape your pussy, but I'd be in and out in a few minutes. So I choose to rape your mind, and I'll be inside you forever!