Merit worthy

I went geese hunting the other day but once they started flying I knew the game was up.

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I got a job on a sailing ship as a navigator. But the captain threw me in the brig. He thought I was plotting a mutiny.

Pork and Leek... great flavor for sausages... lousy brand name for condoms.

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I went to the Yukon and started an underground gold mine. I didn't find a thing! All I got was the shaft.

In my career as a lumberjack, I cut down exactly 82,546 trees. I know that, because I kept a log.

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In my career as a lumberjack, I cut down exactly 82,546 trees. I know that, because I kept a log.

Wicked chickens lay deviled eggs.

So the Covid vaccine is working, I knew Big Pharma would have something up their sleeve

If zombies are attacking you, just invite them to a party! Nobody wants to kill the life of a party!

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Two divers are in the water when they see several large fish gathered around a table. "Would you like to join our poker game?" asked the fish. "No thank you," said one diver. "Let's get out of here," said the other diver. "These cardsharks can be dangerous!"

I sent a clown to deliver some flowers to my wife... I thought it would be a romantic jester...

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The mechanic gave me heck for letting my car's transmission run out of oil. He really gave me the gears.

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.

I got new concealer the other day but I can’t find it, guess it really works!!

My dad was a stalker. I want to follow him in his footsteps.

Went on a date with a janitor, he sure loved the dirty talk.