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Re: pun intended
« Reply #795 on: August 06, 2020, 08:59:13 AM »
Canada eliminated the penny, headlines around the world said "Canada loses their Common Cents!"

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Re: pun intended
« Reply #796 on: August 06, 2020, 10:51:11 PM »
Scientists have discovered an alien race that they have nicknamed the Hemorrhoids as they have theorized they are based on Uranus.
I could rape your pussy, but I'd be in and out in a few minutes. So I choose to rape your mind, and I'll be inside you forever!

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Re: pun intended
« Reply #797 on: August 07, 2020, 11:27:44 AM »
Just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.

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Re: pun intended
« Reply #798 on: August 14, 2020, 08:15:49 PM »
How did the police know the guy who committed suicide was Jewish?


He was shot in the temple.
I could rape your pussy, but I'd be in and out in a few minutes. So I choose to rape your mind, and I'll be inside you forever!

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Re: pun intended
« Reply #799 on: August 15, 2020, 07:00:43 AM »
I refused to believe my road worker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home, all the signs were there.

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Re: pun intended
« Reply #800 on: August 16, 2020, 03:15:51 AM »
How did the chicken cross the road?   She rode in the Hen-di-van!   
I could rape your pussy, but I'd be in and out in a few minutes. So I choose to rape your mind, and I'll be inside you forever!

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Re: pun intended
« Reply #801 on: August 16, 2020, 07:59:40 AM »
I put all my spare cash into an origami business. It folded.

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Re: pun intended
« Reply #802 on: August 16, 2020, 09:02:20 PM »
Johnny Depp is doing a new Jack Sparrow movie in which he finds a large cache of fool's gold. It's to be called Pyrites of the Caribbean.
I could rape your pussy, but I'd be in and out in a few minutes. So I choose to rape your mind, and I'll be inside you forever!

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Re: pun intended
« Reply #803 on: August 17, 2020, 12:11:07 PM »
The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself "This changes everything".

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Re: pun intended
« Reply #804 on: August 22, 2020, 10:18:29 PM »
I trained a wolf to meditate. Now he's an aware-wolf!
I could rape your pussy, but I'd be in and out in a few minutes. So I choose to rape your mind, and I'll be inside you forever!

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Re: pun intended
« Reply #805 on: August 23, 2020, 07:38:44 AM »
I trained a wolf to meditate. Now he's an aware-wolf!

Now that worth a merit!

I suffer from kleptomania, but when it gets really bad, I take something for it.

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Re: pun intended
« Reply #806 on: August 25, 2020, 08:40:13 PM »
I was disappointed in the picture I took of a wheatfield. It looked so grainy.
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Re: pun intended
« Reply #807 on: August 25, 2020, 08:49:30 PM »
Police are investigating who took my toilet bowl but so far they have nothing to go on!

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Re: pun intended
« Reply #808 on: September 03, 2020, 09:38:40 PM »
The police arrested me for playing this game. I'm being sentenced to five years in a federal pun-itentiary!
I could rape your pussy, but I'd be in and out in a few minutes. So I choose to rape your mind, and I'll be inside you forever!

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Re: pun intended
« Reply #809 on: September 04, 2020, 07:23:47 AM »
I was convicted of multi 'pun'-ishable offenses!