Welcome,
Guest
. Please
login
or
register
.
1 Hour
1 Day
1 Week
1 Month
Forever
Login with username, password and session length
Home
Help
Login
Register
Ravishment University
THE UNIVERSITY
Spring Break! Party Party! Party!
The Game Room
pun intended
« previous
next »
Print
Pages:
1
...
52
53
[
54
]
55
56
...
150
Go Down
Author
Topic: pun intended (Read 37176 times)
carhamgrater
Guest
Re: pun intended
«
Reply #795 on:
August 06, 2020, 08:59:13 AM »
Canada eliminated the penny, headlines around the world said "Canada loses their Common Cents!"
Logged
vile8r
Masters Degree
Posts: 23,490
Merits 1066
Re: pun intended
«
Reply #796 on:
August 06, 2020, 10:51:11 PM »
Scientists have discovered an alien race that they have nicknamed the Hemorrhoids as they have theorized they are based on Uranus.
Logged
I could rape your pussy, but I'd be in and out in a few minutes. So I choose to rape your mind, and I'll be inside you forever!
carhamgrater
Guest
Re: pun intended
«
Reply #797 on:
August 07, 2020, 11:27:44 AM »
Just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
Logged
vile8r
Masters Degree
Posts: 23,490
Merits 1066
Re: pun intended
«
Reply #798 on:
August 14, 2020, 08:15:49 PM »
How did the police know the guy who committed suicide was Jewish?
He was shot in the temple.
Logged
I could rape your pussy, but I'd be in and out in a few minutes. So I choose to rape your mind, and I'll be inside you forever!
carhamgrater
Guest
Re: pun intended
«
Reply #799 on:
August 15, 2020, 07:00:43 AM »
I refused to believe my road worker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
Logged
vile8r
Masters Degree
Posts: 23,490
Merits 1066
Re: pun intended
«
Reply #800 on:
August 16, 2020, 03:15:51 AM »
How did the chicken cross the road? She rode in the Hen-di-van!
Logged
I could rape your pussy, but I'd be in and out in a few minutes. So I choose to rape your mind, and I'll be inside you forever!
carhamgrater
Guest
Re: pun intended
«
Reply #801 on:
August 16, 2020, 07:59:40 AM »
I put all my spare cash into an origami business. It folded.
Logged
vile8r
Masters Degree
Posts: 23,490
Merits 1066
Re: pun intended
«
Reply #802 on:
August 16, 2020, 09:02:20 PM »
Johnny Depp is doing a new Jack Sparrow movie in which he finds a large cache of fool's gold. It's to be called Pyrites of the Caribbean.
Logged
I could rape your pussy, but I'd be in and out in a few minutes. So I choose to rape your mind, and I'll be inside you forever!
carhamgrater
Guest
Re: pun intended
«
Reply #803 on:
August 17, 2020, 12:11:07 PM »
The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself "This changes everything".
Logged
vile8r
Masters Degree
Posts: 23,490
Merits 1066
Re: pun intended
«
Reply #804 on:
August 22, 2020, 10:18:29 PM »
I trained a wolf to meditate. Now he's an aware-wolf!
Logged
I could rape your pussy, but I'd be in and out in a few minutes. So I choose to rape your mind, and I'll be inside you forever!
carhamgrater
Guest
Re: pun intended
«
Reply #805 on:
August 23, 2020, 07:38:44 AM »
Quote from: vile8r on August 22, 2020, 10:18:29 PM
I trained a wolf to meditate. Now he's an aware-wolf!
Now that worth a merit!
I suffer from kleptomania, but when it gets really bad, I take something for it.
Logged
vile8r
Masters Degree
Posts: 23,490
Merits 1066
Re: pun intended
«
Reply #806 on:
August 25, 2020, 08:40:13 PM »
I was disappointed in the picture I took of a wheatfield. It looked so grainy.
Logged
I could rape your pussy, but I'd be in and out in a few minutes. So I choose to rape your mind, and I'll be inside you forever!
carhamgrater
Guest
Re: pun intended
«
Reply #807 on:
August 25, 2020, 08:49:30 PM »
Police are investigating who took my toilet bowl but so far they have nothing to go on!
Logged
vile8r
Masters Degree
Posts: 23,490
Merits 1066
Re: pun intended
«
Reply #808 on:
September 03, 2020, 09:38:40 PM »
The police arrested me for playing this game. I'm being sentenced to five years in a federal pun-itentiary!
Logged
I could rape your pussy, but I'd be in and out in a few minutes. So I choose to rape your mind, and I'll be inside you forever!
carhamgrater
Guest
Re: pun intended
«
Reply #809 on:
September 04, 2020, 07:23:47 AM »
I was convicted of multi 'pun'-ishable offenses!
Logged
Print
Pages:
1
...
52
53
[
54
]
55
56
...
150
Go Up
« previous
next »
Ravishment University
THE UNIVERSITY
Spring Break! Party Party! Party!
The Game Room
pun intended