Author Topic: pun intended (Read 40798 times)

vile8r · « **Reply #600 on:** April 28, 2020, 12:45:07 PM »

I've been cast in a new movie called Adventures at the Sandwich Shop. I play the hero!

« **Reply #601 on:** April 28, 2020, 02:14:04 PM »

Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.

just me · « **Reply #602 on:** April 28, 2020, 03:56:36 PM »

doctor's are saying not to worry about the bird flu because it's tweetable

« **Reply #603 on:** April 28, 2020, 04:57:44 PM »

I tried to escape the Apple store. I couldn't because there were no Windows

vile8r · « **Reply #604 on:** April 28, 2020, 10:39:30 PM »

I stuck a Viagra pill inside my old computer. Wanted to turn my floppy disk drive into a hard drive.

just me · « **Reply #605 on:** April 29, 2020, 07:18:51 AM »

my first job was working in an orange juice factory .. but i got canned: couldn't concentrate

« **Reply #606 on:** April 29, 2020, 09:17:19 AM »

I stuck a Viagra pill inside my old computer. Wanted to turn my floppy disk drive into a hard drive.

Merit

I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

« **Reply #607 on:** April 29, 2020, 09:17:47 AM »

I stuck a Viagra pill inside my old computer. Wanted to turn my floppy disk drive into a hard drive.

A standing laughing applause and merit!

See that French clothing saleswoman, she was going Dior to Dior.

« **Reply #608 on:** April 29, 2020, 09:25:11 AM »

I got a new pair of gloves today, but they're both 'lefts' which, on the one hand, is great, but on the other, it's just not right

just me · « **Reply #609 on:** April 29, 2020, 03:45:42 PM »

i met a man with a really big dick .. in fact his dick was so big .. it wasn’t a dick at all .. it was a richard

« **Reply #610 on:** April 29, 2020, 05:20:25 PM »

i met a man with a really big dick .. in fact his dick was so big .. it wasn’t a dick at all .. it was a richard

Did you hear about the female rapper who only battled while she was on her menstrual cycle? They say she had a mean flow.

vile8r · « **Reply #611 on:** April 29, 2020, 08:42:16 PM »

My grocery store has a new rule now. If you buy a head of cabbage you also to have buy carrots and mayonnaise. It's called Cole's Law!

« **Reply #612 on:** April 30, 2020, 06:30:05 AM »

My grocery store has a new rule now. If you buy a head of cabbage you also to have buy carrots and mayonnaise. It's called Cole's Law!

merit!!

This morning some clown opened the door for me. I thought to myself that's a nice Jester.

« **Reply #613 on:** April 30, 2020, 06:42:11 AM »

I ended up in this fight with another woman over a well endowed man
Most people called it a catfight, I called it the Battle of The Bulge

« **Reply #614 on:** April 30, 2020, 07:16:41 AM »

I'm in a long distance relationship, her restraining order ends tomorrow.