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« **Reply #525 on:** April 17, 2020, 05:48:01 PM »

Did you hear the news about that Chinese restaurant that got vandalized? It was an act of wonton destruction.

vile8r · « **Reply #526 on:** April 17, 2020, 10:55:25 PM »

Is buttcheeks one word or should they be spread apart?

« **Reply #527 on:** April 18, 2020, 07:12:22 AM »

Is buttcheeks one word or should they be spread apart?

merit awarded!

just me · « **Reply #528 on:** April 18, 2020, 09:44:32 AM »

Quote from: vile8r on April 17, 2020, 10:55:25 PM
Is buttcheeks one word or should they be spread apart?

merit awarded!

and another merit from me

i've never been very good at geography .. but i can name at least one city in france .. which is nice

« **Reply #529 on:** April 18, 2020, 11:30:49 AM »

I made a mistake at the grocery store. I went to get 6 Sprites. Accidentally picked 7up.

vile8r · « **Reply #530 on:** April 18, 2020, 12:11:14 PM »

I told my friend I wasn't going to drink with him anymore. He gets me in too much trouble. I said, "Go away Ryan Pepsi!"

just me · « **Reply #531 on:** April 18, 2020, 12:12:24 PM »

english is weird .. it can be understood through tough thorough thought though

« **Reply #532 on:** April 18, 2020, 05:27:00 PM »

Sometimes, when I'm cruising the city in a $200K vehicle, I lean back and think, "If the bus driver doesn't speed up I'll be late for work."

just me · « **Reply #533 on:** April 19, 2020, 09:10:46 AM »

i was going to give him a nasty look .. but he already had one

« **Reply #534 on:** April 19, 2020, 10:32:03 AM »

If a blind girl says "you have a really big dick!", she might be pulling your leg!

just me · « **Reply #535 on:** April 19, 2020, 11:34:58 AM »

If a blind girl says "you have a really big dick!", she might be pulling your leg!

brilliant .. and worth a merit

i just got a job as senior executive officer at old mcdonald's farm. i'm the c-i-ei-o

« **Reply #536 on:** April 19, 2020, 01:10:19 PM »

Teachers who take class attendance are absent-minded.

just me · « **Reply #537 on:** April 19, 2020, 02:56:43 PM »

i always wanted to marry an archeologist. the older i would get .. the more interested he would become

« **Reply #538 on:** April 19, 2020, 06:19:37 PM »

"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled, "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted to. I was keeping the umbrella.

just me · « **Reply #539 on:** April 20, 2020, 07:12:23 AM »

give a man a gun and he will rob a bank .. give a man a bank and he will rob everyone