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carhamgrater
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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1440 on: June 26, 2021, 09:23:23 AM »
Any female has a vagina, just something else she can rub into the face of any male!

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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1441 on: June 30, 2021, 12:14:18 AM »
What song is at the top of the charts in the forest?   "Don't Stop De-leafing"!
I could rape your pussy, but I'd be in and out in a few minutes. So I choose to rape your mind, and I'll be inside you forever!

carhamgrater
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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1442 on: June 30, 2021, 10:17:55 AM »
I do my best to stay out of Philadelphia since I'm not into "Brotherly love!"
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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1443 on: June 30, 2021, 03:13:28 PM »
My dressmaking career hangs by a thread

carhamgrater
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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1444 on: June 30, 2021, 04:09:23 PM »
A teacher asks a student, "Are you ignorant or just apathetic?" The kid answers, "I don't know and I don't care."

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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1445 on: July 01, 2021, 06:26:04 PM »
Been schoven under the guillotine, looking down in the bag full of cut-off heads, I think it will hurt my falling down there...
Once God create the male. Examining each angle he thought: I can do better! And he did...

carhamgrater
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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1446 on: July 01, 2021, 06:32:37 PM »
I'm really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I'm trying to get help.

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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1447 on: July 06, 2021, 04:46:23 PM »
An Irish man, Scots man and Welsh man walk into a bar. An English man would be with them but he's still playing in the Euros!!

carhamgrater
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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1448 on: July 06, 2021, 05:54:16 PM »
Great Deal for anyone interested, I'm giving away batteries, free of charge!

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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1449 on: July 06, 2021, 07:29:36 PM »
Did you hear the one about the politician who told the truth?  Yeah, I didn't either.
I could rape your pussy, but I'd be in and out in a few minutes. So I choose to rape your mind, and I'll be inside you forever!

carhamgrater
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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1450 on: July 06, 2021, 08:52:08 PM »
I got a new pair of gloves today, but they're both 'lefts' which, on the one hand, is great, but on the other, it's just not right.

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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1451 on: July 08, 2021, 09:14:57 PM »
My friend said he once threw a stick two miles and his dog still brought it back… Seems a bit far-fetched to me!
I could rape your pussy, but I'd be in and out in a few minutes. So I choose to rape your mind, and I'll be inside you forever!

carhamgrater
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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1452 on: July 09, 2021, 10:05:36 AM »
My friend said he once threw a stick two miles and his dog still brought it back… Seems a bit far-fetched to me!

Now that 's merit worthy!

People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.

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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1453 on: July 12, 2021, 06:27:33 PM »
"Was he really an astronaut?" the blonde's friend asked her, after her date the night before. "I guess so," the blonde shrugged. "He said he wanted to explore the space between my legs."
I could rape your pussy, but I'd be in and out in a few minutes. So I choose to rape your mind, and I'll be inside you forever!

carhamgrater
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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1454 on: July 13, 2021, 10:04:08 AM »
My cross-eyed wife and I just got a divorce. We didn't see eye to eye. I also found out she was seeing someone on the side.