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Re: Which Alien Would You Prefer To Fuck In The Star Trek Universe?
« Reply #45 on: January 19, 2020, 03:04:14 PM »
Actress Tricia O'neil played a female Klingon, and later a federation starship captain...

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Re: Which Alien Would You Prefer To Fuck In The Star Trek Universe?
« Reply #46 on: October 12, 2020, 08:52:24 PM »
So Discovery Season 2 made me curious enough to watch the 60s show, only to find Captain Pike isn't a key character.... Keeping in mind I haven't watched other series yet...  Assuming fantasy safe environments, I would like to spend 1 or 2 nights with some inmates in Dagger of the Mind brainwashed by that spinning light chair to "love me, need me, desperately" (forgot the actual words).
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We live in a world where science fiction has become reality... But there is one realm that has remained invulnerable...  one activity that has been practiced with the same rites through out the ages.

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Re: Which Alien Would You Prefer To Fuck In The Star Trek Universe?
« Reply #47 on: October 12, 2020, 09:26:34 PM »
So half-Klingons a la Worf's ex, Bajoran warriors like Ro and Kira, the less-cyberneticized Borg like Seven of Nine, or Altamids would do it for me.

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Re: Which Alien Would You Prefer To Fuck In The Star Trek Universe?
« Reply #48 on: October 13, 2020, 09:30:02 AM »
HOW HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS THREAD BEFORE?!  I won't give specific people since I really don't want this to come up in my next counseling session and I already get enough flak for spending "too much time in the holodeck", but here goes.

I'm willing to try almost anything once.  The Humans/Bajoran/Trill look very similar.  Aside from some spot and nose stuff.

Be careful with Betazoids.  Sure, having sex with a mind reader might sound cool, right up until she senses you thinking about someone else.  Not a pleasant conversation.

Klingons are a fun time on the holodeck, but make sure that the safeties are ON.  Or you have quick access to Sickbay.

Vulcans, now there's a choice people overlook.  Most of the time they're just going through the motions, but once every 7 years they go nuts.  One of my favorite programs, "Vulcan Love Slave", is set during this time.  Same warning as the Klingons, MAKE SURE SAFETIES ARE ON.

The less said about fucking a Naussican the better.

There's nothing wrong about waking up next to a Tellarite, but make sure you pick the right gender before accepting an offer for a tusk job.

Andorians, now there's a species I wouldn't mind spending a night with keeping her warm.  Cold blooded my ass.

Deltans and Orions.  Holy shit.  The pheromones, man.

Finally, Saurians and Caitlains.  Not like I'm going out of my way to screw a walking fish or cat, but like I said, I'm up for anything on the holodeck once.  But research what 'coital hooks' are first.
Always close the program you were running before exiting the holodeck

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Re: Which Alien Would You Prefer To Fuck In The Star Trek Universe?
« Reply #49 on: October 14, 2020, 09:14:23 PM »
I'm curious what YouTube and targeted ads will recommend after after I googled Naussican, Deltans, 'coital hooks' all within 5 minutes.
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Re: Which Alien Would You Prefer To Fuck In The Star Trek Universe?
« Reply #50 on: December 06, 2020, 01:22:56 AM »
Joanne Linville, the Romulan Commander from the original series

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Re: Which Alien Would You Prefer To Fuck In The Star Trek Universe?
« Reply #51 on: January 20, 2021, 05:22:38 PM »
I actually don't know, it's really hard to pick!

But I think my top two are:
- Borgs
- Bajorans
/Persephone, but call me Pers

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Re: Which Alien Would You Prefer To Fuck In The Star Trek Universe?
« Reply #52 on: February 06, 2021, 03:37:09 PM »
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Re: Which Alien Would You Prefer To Fuck In The Star Trek Universe?
« Reply #53 on: February 06, 2021, 07:01:27 PM »
I'm curious what YouTube and targeted ads will recommend after after I googled Naussican, Deltans, 'coital hooks' all within 5 minutes.

ROFL 😅😅😅. That is hilarious!

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Re: Which Alien Would You Prefer To Fuck In The Star Trek Universe?
« Reply #55 on: February 09, 2021, 05:59:20 AM »
And a Haz Mat Suit!!! Although I believe James T. Kirk would "Bareback" it!!


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