Author Topic: Are you Damned  (Read 5520 times)

Offline Polaris

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Re: Are you Damned
« Reply #30 on: September 29, 2022, 10:10:47 PM »

You will die a warrior and be spirited away by warbling wenches to the Hall of the Slain. Meat and mead for ever more, well until Ragnarok, anyway, when you will do battle with giants, giantesses, dwarfs, elves and Nidhug, a dragon who likes to nibble trees. Odin is great!

Hmm, well, uh... Sounds like the afterlife won't be too boring, at least!

Offline SexKitten365

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Re: Are you Damned
« Reply #31 on: October 06, 2023, 08:16:28 AM »
Sex With Nuns

Whether as a punishment or as a reward, the fates have decreed that you will spend eternity having sex with nuns. Better be careful though, they are 'Brides of Christ', and if he catches you at it he'll pull out your pubic hair.

Sex with Nuns doesn't sound too bad haha!
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Re: Are you Damned
« Reply #32 on: December 30, 2023, 10:11:53 AM »
Looks like I'll be spending eternity having sex with nuns. Could be a lot of fun for a few centuries at least  >:D
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Re: Are you Damned
« Reply #33 on: December 30, 2023, 10:59:28 AM »
Well, it correctly got me as an atheist, so good news. The test is infallible!
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