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Offline kira

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Re: I've never...
« Reply #15 on: March 23, 2011, 12:55:14 PM »
ive never been screwed on the 14th floor of any building

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Re: I've never...
« Reply #16 on: April 10, 2011, 01:31:49 PM »
I've never been fucked by a shark!
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Offline SirLost

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Re: I've never...
« Reply #17 on: April 10, 2011, 01:35:52 PM »
Hmmmm, where was my shark costume?
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Re: I've never...
« Reply #18 on: April 10, 2011, 02:00:00 PM »
ive never been screwed on the 14th floor of any building

Well, if you've been screwed on the 13th floor, that probably counts, since most tall buildings in America omit the designation of "13th floor" out of superstition about the unluckiness of the number 13.  Therefore, the floor directly above the 12th floor is often called "the 14th floor".
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Re: I've never...
« Reply #19 on: April 10, 2011, 02:11:36 PM »
I've never left North America...not counting a few hours in Juarez, Mexico for business, I've never been outside of the US.
There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.  ~Mark Twain

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Re: I've never...
« Reply #20 on: April 22, 2011, 01:09:05 AM »
I've never had sex with an older woman!

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Re: I've never...
« Reply #21 on: April 25, 2011, 08:31:04 PM »
I've never wanted to rape Justin Biber
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Re: I've never...
« Reply #22 on: April 25, 2011, 08:34:25 PM »
I've never NOT wanted to rape Justin Bieber.

Just kidding! (No... really.)

I've never seen a goose within ten feet of me without crying. (Geese are scary mofos. If I told you some stories...)
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Re: I've never...
« Reply #23 on: May 03, 2011, 04:48:43 PM »
I've never traveled outside the U.S

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Re: I've never...
« Reply #24 on: August 16, 2011, 03:09:52 AM »
I've Never been raped!!   :'(

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Re: I've never...
« Reply #25 on: August 16, 2011, 04:22:02 PM »
I've never thought it will be hard for jstwndring to find what she seeks here, since I saw her post here!
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Re: I've never...
« Reply #26 on: August 24, 2011, 03:37:27 AM »
I've never... orgasm-ed from sex or from another person.
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Re: I've never...
« Reply #27 on: August 28, 2011, 09:47:02 AM »
I've never... orgasm-ed from sex or from another person.

Gee...you probably have a whole world of orgasms ahead in your future!!

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Re: I've never...
« Reply #28 on: December 03, 2011, 07:37:11 PM »
I've never seen Bambi

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Re: I've never...
« Reply #29 on: December 03, 2011, 10:09:22 PM »
Here's one I doubt too many people over 18 can say:

I've never been kissed romantically.