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SheerHose33
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Re: pun intended
« Reply #810 on: September 04, 2020, 06:31:28 PM »
The pizza man tried to chat me up, his pick up lines were so cheesy
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carhamgrater
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Re: pun intended
« Reply #811 on: September 04, 2020, 09:15:02 PM »
Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will hunt you down and I will make you pay... You have my Word!
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Re: pun intended
« Reply #812 on: September 05, 2020, 09:23:08 PM »
There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France. Da brie littered the street! 
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carhamgrater
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Re: pun intended
« Reply #813 on: September 06, 2020, 08:28:05 AM »
How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony? It's not hard.
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Re: pun intended
« Reply #814 on: September 08, 2020, 12:15:28 AM »
What did the mayonnaise say when somebody opened the refrigerator? "Hey, close the door! I'm dressing!"
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carhamgrater
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Re: pun intended
« Reply #815 on: September 08, 2020, 05:57:43 AM »
Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester!
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Re: pun intended
« Reply #816 on: September 08, 2020, 08:25:15 PM »
The clown took his car to the repair shop. "What's wrong with it?" asked the mechanic. The clown replied, "It's making a funny sound."
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SheerHose33
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Re: pun intended
« Reply #817 on: September 21, 2020, 09:08:01 AM »
It started with the words  “I couldn’t feel half my face” I put it down I don’t read stroke stories.
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Re: pun intended
« Reply #818 on: September 21, 2020, 04:25:08 PM »
What does it do before it rains candy?     It sprinkles!
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SheerHose33
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Re: pun intended
« Reply #819 on: September 21, 2020, 04:38:35 PM »
Quote from: vile8r on September 21, 2020, 04:25:08 PM
What does it do before it rains candy?     It sprinkles!
Very good and merit for that!!!

He went to Scotland to chase skirt but ended up getting kilt.
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Re: pun intended
« Reply #820 on: September 25, 2020, 08:55:12 AM »
Quote from: Jessica_33 on September 21, 2020, 04:38:35 PM
Quote from: vile8r on September 21, 2020, 04:25:08 PM
What does it do before it rains candy?     It sprinkles!
Very good and merit for that!!!

He went to Scotland to chase skirt but ended up getting kilt.


I think that one deserves a merit! LOL!
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Re: pun intended
« Reply #821 on: September 25, 2020, 09:11:38 AM »
What do you call a girl standing in the middle of a volleyball court?

Annette!   :emot_rotf.gif:
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carhamgrater
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Re: pun intended
« Reply #822 on: October 10, 2020, 05:44:38 PM »
Quote from: vile8r on September 25, 2020, 09:11:38 AM
What do you call a girl standing in the middle of a volleyball court?

Annette!   :emot_rotf.gif:

So bad that earns a merit

Billy Squire and Graham Carter can both boast that both have had a major hit with a "Stroke"!
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Re: pun intended
« Reply #823 on: October 17, 2020, 07:02:15 PM »
Quote from: carhamgrater on October 10, 2020, 05:44:38 PM
Quote from: vile8r on September 25, 2020, 09:11:38 AM
What do you call a girl standing in the middle of a volleyball court?

Annette!   :emot_rotf.gif:

So bad that earns a merit

Billy Squire and Graham Carter can both boast that both have had a major hit with a "Stroke"!

THAT is worth a merit!  Good one Graham!
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Re: pun intended
« Reply #824 on: October 17, 2020, 07:06:10 PM »
The reverend retired from preaching but he wanted to start his own business. So he opened a shoe repair shop. The sign outside read, "Come on in! I save soles!"
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