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hmmmm .. so you like big dick jokes .. ok .. here's another one from mrs. maisel

what do leprechauns and guys with big dicks have in common? .. they're hard to find and incredibly lucky

I ran out of poker chips so used dry fruits for playing instead. People went nuts when they saw me raisin the stakes.

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his dick was so big .. even when he cheated on me .. his dick was the bigger dick

A teacher asks a student, "Are you ignorant or just apathetic?" The kid answers, "I don't know and I don't care."

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my math teacher called me average .. how mean!

I asked my pilot if he'd be okay having sex with me on our flight. He replied, "I don't give a flying fuck."

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confucius say .. man who runs behind car will get exhausted. but man who runs in front of car will get tired

Sometimes, when I'm cruising the city in a $200K vehicle, I lean back and think, "If the bus driver doesn't speed up I'll be late for work."

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to write with a broken pencil is pointless

I'm never smoking weed with immigrants again. I asked "Anyone have any papers?" and they all ran like fuck.

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i ordered 2000 lbs. of chinese soup .. it was won ton

Shout out to the people that don’t know what the opposite of in is!

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why couldn't the bike stand up on it's own? it was two tired

I have a few jokes about unemployed people but it doesn't matter none of them work.

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did you hear about these new reversible jackets? i'm excited to see how they turn out