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THE UNIVERSITY => Spring Break! Party Party! Party! => The Game Room => Topic started by: Louise on May 29, 2007, 10:30:13 AM
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New game...three words said after sex
examples...
"Are You Done?"
"Get Out Now"
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Do it again!
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Pass the ciggies
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I WANT MORE!
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That is it???? :confused:
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My
Ass
hurts!! :emot_laughing.gif:
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In wet patch
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Get Off Me! (come on ladies, admit it, it sometimes is the scream in our heads)
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Man, you suck
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you
were
wonderful
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Thank you honey
-
Next
customer
please
-
wheres
my
change?
-
I liked that!
-
zip
me
up
-
Untie me.... please?
-
Ready
For
More? >:D
-
It is OK
-
who are you? ;D
-
WTF?
-
Yes..
Sorry
Officer
-
damn,
condom
split
-
Hey, that's mine!
-
it's
never
happened
-
You're
my
Brother!!!
(im so sorry...just couldnt resist it)
-
were
you
in?
-
it's
okay
really
-
never
mind
eh?
-
maybe
next
time
-
in
your
dreams
-
pass
the
towel
-
call
you
tomorrow ;D
-
do
you
promise?
-
yes,
trust
me >:D
-
Call the police!
-
call
the
medics!
-
gotta
clean
up
-
change
the
sheets
-
Ouch, my head!
-
your
balls
alright?
-
yes
fine
thanks
-
round
two
then!
-
OMG!
-
dont
ask.
TELL!
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Other side now...
-
lick
me
clean
-
This won't work.
-
theres
always
viagra
-
want
a
hand?
-
You sober now?
-
ha
ha
ha! :emot_laughing.gif:
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you
should
shower
-
What's
so
funny.
-
CPR
CPR
CPR! ;D
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Shit!
Wife's
Calling. :'(
-
Your
Dad's
Better
-
:emot_rotf.gif: @ HC
Your
mum's
better!!!!!
-
Where's your roommate?
-
broke
the
bed
-
What's
your
name? ;D
-
What's
your
name? ;D
Had that already
-
oooooppppssss...
Can
you
walk?
-
No
Refunds!
Shit!
-
Get
out
now!
-
Where
Am
I?
-
Hide!
Hubby's
Home!
-
What,
That's
it?
-
did
you
cum?
-
that
never
happens
-
find
my
panties!
-
That
Costs
extra
-
No
way
Jose
-
Is
That
Gangrene ???? :o
-
That's
a
Penis?????
-
I'm
Done,
Goodnite!! :emot_laughing.gif:
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you
Give
Change??
-
Mom
That
Hurt!! :o
-
I
gotta
Go!
-
What's
For
Breakfast? ;D
-
That'll
be
extra
-
My
Turn
Now?
-
NO!
Not
Yet!
-
How
About
Vasoline? ;D ;D ;D ;D >:D
-
Not
Using
Lube. >:D
-
ive
gone
lesbian ;D
-
That
was
interesting? ;D
-
call
me
Mistress
-
Here's
some
ointment! ;D
-
Time
I
Left
-
get
back
in
-
Hugs
Louise
Hi
-
whys
jas
in
my
bed! :D
-
tried
to
resist
-
what
that's
it?
-
pulls
jack
in
-
Here's
Your
Money. :'(
-
Thankyou
Cum
Again
-
You're
Not
Hubby!
-
Only
Five
Dollars? >:(
-
NOOOO
50
cents
-
Wow
Nice
Ride ;D
-
That
is
It???
-
Not
bloody
likely
-
Get
That
Checked! :o
-
I
Got
Off... >:D
-
Well
I
didn't!
-
You
Were
Faking? :o
-
You
didn't
know!???
-
How
Could
I? :
-
didn't
pay
attention
-
Not
even
once :o
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No!
Start
over!
-
One
more
time ;)
-
once
not
enough! :D
-
You
multi-orgasm
lady!!
-
Forgot
Birth
Control!!!
-
whats that itch
-
God
It
Burns
-
Tough
Actin
Tinactin
-
let
me
go!
-
God,
Needed
That
-
I
Love
You
-
(its worrying that no-one said that before!)
And
you
babe. *rolls over and goes to sleep* :D
-
got
taxi
money?
-
don't
get
up
-
Must've
Been
Drunk!! :o
-
you're
a
he/she!!!
-
Whose
Next
then?
-
Your
Sister's
Better
-
Untie
Me
Please??
-
not
quite
yet >:D
-
Need a hand? ;D
-
Where's
those
Keys?
-
Broke
Gangbang
Record!! ;D >:D
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What's for breakfast?
-
whats that sore?
-
Keep
The
Change
-
whats
your
name?
-
Where's
My
Clothes?
-
Lets
Go
Again
-
I
AM
Behind
-
Just
Get
out!
-
I'm
not
finished ;D
-
5
more
minutes
-
that
was
wonderful
-
Lord
Have
Mercy!
-
Wait,
What's
That?
-
Whats
my
name?!
-
Kiss
me
bye
-
I
need
shower
-
Lord,
Have
MERCY!
-
who's
your
daddy
-
You'll
call
Right?
-
Sure
I'll
call >:D
-
Great
wasn't
I!! 8)
-
wha'd
i
miss?
-
How
could
you?!
-
i'll
leave
first
-
handcuff
keys
lost
-
it's
my
husband!
-
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
-
3
words
ti
-
out
the
window ;D
-
forgot
your
pants
-
runs
faster
pantsless
-
on
for
tomorrow?
-
I'm
an
alien >:D
-
Great
sex
earthling! ;D
-
eee
eee
eek
-
That
will
heal! ;D
-
What
a
mess!
-
you've
gotta
go!
-
What
are
those? :o
-
got
a
light?
-
Got
an
ashtray? ;D
-
are
you
smoking?
-
Please
don't
tell
-
put
that
out!
-
is
that
real?
-
Lick
it
off ;D
-
clean
yourself
off
-
Where's
my
underwear?
-
Next
Week:
Anal
-
Have
the
wetspot! ;D
-
More
Champaign
sexy?
-
Lets
Have
Mimosa's
-
Windows
Were
Open?
-
Neighbors
heard
screaming
-
Oh,
Hello
Officer!
-
Officer
I'm
wonderful mmmmmm
-
I
said
what?
-
yeah
you're
wonderful
-
Who's
William
anyway? ;D
-
Take
me
home
-
What
The
Fuck?
-
Not
right
now
-
I
Need
shower
-
Who
are
you?
-
where's
my
pant's
-
Feel
like
munchies?
-
That's
my
underwear!
-
You're
mine
now!
-
Hurry
We're
late
-
You
forgot
what?!!!
-
Checkout's
at
eleven
-
I
Gotta
Go
-
Who
am
I? ;D
-
call
my
service
-
What's
Your
Name?
-
I
said
"WAIT!"
-
Nope.
Going
Again! >:D
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Bring
It
On
-
I
need
aspirin! ;D
-
try
a
tequila ;D
-
where
am
I?
-
You
Don't
Remember? :o
-
Oops!
Morning
Breath
-
Go
to
bed!
-
It's
your
wife!!
-
get
out
quick!
-
Sorry it slipped. ;)
(Unexpected Backdoor Action)
-
forgot
the
condom
-
Hubby
home
soon
-
where's
The
Condom??
-
I
said
no!
-
drank
too
much
-
You
look
different
-
I
said
what?
-
Knot
is
Stuck
-
Put
bag
on
-
Hi,
I'm
Tom
-
need
extra
toothbrush?
-
Sorry
No
Lube
-
Please
brush
teeth
-
that
was
wrong
-
It
Felt
Right
-
you're
the
Best!
-
I
love
England! ;D
-
sighs
rolls
over
-
I'm
Hard
Again
-
your
turn
now
-
You're still here?
-
that
is
It?
-
warmup
bend
over
-
like
this
Ti?
-
Are
those
real?
-
Use
the
strapon?
-
waddid
those
cost?
-
why
me
lord!
-
Dont
Forget
Panties
-
lose
my
earring
-
Looks
For
Earring
-
finds
the
earring ::):
-
ladies
on
knees
(looking)
-
Do
It
Again
-
Are
You
18?
-
after
sex
smoke?
-
yawn
smack
ZZZZZ!
-
I'm really Hungry
-
Likes
Being
Wicked
-
More
Than
Once
-
I'm
so
sore
-
Your
Fuck
Meat
-
Such
a
romantic
-
Be
Right
Back
-
Need
Some
Ice
-
I
Enjoyed
It
-
I
Am
Sorry
:
-
Happens
This
Frequently ?? :emot_rotf.gif:
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It
Still
Itches??? :emot_laughing.gif:
-
take
me
again!
-
Where's
The
Candle?
-
Turn
off
light
-
I
need
rest! ;D
-
get
back
here!
-
It
is
Chapped
-
Is
That
It !?!
-
Just
a
start
-
nice
meeting
you!
-
Your
name
is....??
-
It
happens
sometimes
-
you
get
wetspot
-
shit
I'm
bleeding
-
Round
Two
Next
-
I'll
Doit
Again!
-
So
They
Say :D
-
I
want
more
-
The
Condom
Burst
-
Just
Go
Away
-
I
faked
it >:D >:D
-
Not
For
Long
-
let's
shower
together
-
Rubba
Dub
Dub ;D
-
I
have
AIDS
That would be maybe one of the worst things possible to hear after sex lol.
-
BLAHHHH
BLAHHHH
BLAHHHH
As your partner throws up on your naked body.
-
Feed
me
baby!
-
Let
you
Go???
-
I'll
call
roomservice
-
Mimosa's
and
baguette's?
-
screw
breakfast,
again?
-
who
has
ICE >:D
-
we'll
watch
later
-
(Izzy pops up from under the bed, offering a completely irrelevant piece of fact to the two.)
Conan
O'Brien's
Better.
-
That
was
it?
-
Bend
over
Again
-
Time
to
sleep
-
Th-th-th-that's
all
folks!
-
Get
Out
Now
-
damn,
I'm
hungry
-
Breakfast
in
Bed
-
time
for
shower
-
damn
we're
late
-
is
that
Hubby???
-
no,
your
gf!
-
the
condom
broke
:o
-
wake
up
hun!
-
I
did
what?!
-
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Woooooooooooooooooooooooo! ;D
-
Time
for
breakfast?
-
Just swallow it!
-
Where
am
I?
-
What
time
is it?
-
you're
still
here?
-
you
whip
2 hard
-
Holyshit,
Oh Yeah!!!!
-
what's
your
name?
-
I
drank
alot
-
Lord
have
Mercy!
-
time
for
more
-
I'm
busy
God
-
good
for
you?
-
Uh-Oh
she's
home!
-
got
another
condom?
-
Ready
For
More
-
Was
it
in?
-
Thatall
you
got?
-
Not
A
Chance
-
Yes
You
Are
-
phew...Im hot :-\
-
say
that
again! :emot_101010.gif:
-
Is
That
All?
-
More
to
come! :emot_mrhappydick.gif:
-
what
no
cream?!
-
Oh
There's
Cream... >:D
-
Like
Ice
Cream? ;D
-
Cream
In
Hairpie.... >:D >:D
-
You
Woke
Up! :o
-
Was
Faking
Sleep ;) >:D
-
sneaky
of
you! >:D
-
sindy's
very
good
-
Kissy
Tastes
Good!! :emot_kiss.gif:
-
Time
for
sleep
-
More
Please,
ynyn
-
Two
On
One? :o
-
Sure
We're
Alone?
-
There
are
more? :o
-
Those
Who
Watch!! >:D
-
BigSin's
watching
U!!
:emot_rotf.gif:
-
Who
Are
You?
-
That
was
Awesome
-
Do
It
Again
-
Many
More
Times :
-
About
My
HERPES!! >:D >:D
-
...your...? :confused:
OH
SHI- :o :o
-
Did
You
Cum?
-
You
Didn't
Notice? :'(
-
Just
Kidding
Hon!
-
I'm
Not
Tired
-
Who
Are
You
-
Where
Am
I?
-
Fuck
Me
Again
-
Where's
My
Boyfriend
-
cum
again
now
-
Ok.
I'm
Done.
-
WHO
are
YOU????? :o :o
-
did
you
cum
-
I
Don't
Remember
-
was
i
good
-
You
Were
Fantastic
-
Wanna
cum
again
-
Is
It
Thursday?
-
are
you
happy
-
I'm
Very
Happy
-
was
i
good
-
Are
You
Kidding?
-
did
you
enjoy
-
Had
Great
Time
-
do
it
again
-
Is
It
Over?
-
lets
go
again
-
please
un-cuff
me
-
lets
fuck
again
-
Whats
For
Breakfast
-
Warm
cream
Pie >:D
-
Like
Cream
Pie
-
With
Dick
Shake!?? :D
-
Loves
Shakes
Too
-
ONE
MORE
TIME!!! >:D
-
who
are
you??
-
Huh??
Wet
Dream??? ;D
-
Oh,
not
again!
-
you love it
-
Where
Am
I?
-
fuck you're good
-
Viv
4
who?! ;D
-
lets go again
-
I
Love
You
:emot_kiss.gif:
-
I'm
Still
Hard
-
Ok
Who's
Next
-
lets
go
again
-
What, no more?
-
god, you're good
-
Yup i know! ;D
-
untie me now
-
lets fuck again
-
Take
a
shower!
:P
-
Fucked
silly
again
-
So...
New
Here?
-
Yesh
new-
fucked ;)
-
Try
new
holes? >:D
-
Lick
it
clean
>:D
-
Share
the
juices
-
kiss
me
again
-
deep
n'hard
hurry!
-
milk
me
dry
-
want
your
load
-
spread
legs
wider
-
:D
don't
stop
now
-
fucks
you
harder
-
bite
my
neck
-
fucks
pussy
faster
-
cum
in
me
-
work
those
muscles
-
squirts
down
hard
-
moans
n
groans
-
screams
and
shivers
-
kiss
me
again
-
Raise That Ass >:D
-
High
enough
Now?!? ;D
-
The Perfect Position!!!
-
lick it clean
-
Take
These
Pills!!?? ;) :emot_laughing.gif:
-
<yawning>
"what
happened?"
:emot_yawn.gif:
-
Who are you? :o
-
Sooo funny and cute....thanks!!
One
More
Hole??
-
one more time
-
So
who's
next
-
lets
go
again
-
money
on
counter
-
Where
am
I
-
I'll
Call
You.
-
Where
Am
I
-
i'm
not
done !!!!
-
Is
This
Heaven
-
that
was
great !!!
-
who
are
you
-
here's
your
money :emot_rotf.gif: :emot_rotf.gif:
-
lets
go
again
-
swallow
it
bitch !!!!
-
lick
it
clean
-
worst
sex
ever
-
where am I
-
go away now
-
Next round please :)
-
am i dead
-
Next
Three
Guys!! >:D
-
Now the real thing :)
-
money's
on
table :emot_rotf.gif: :emot_rotf.gif:
-
where am i
-
Was it in ?
-
was that it?
-
Did you cum?
-
untie me please
-
Love you smutty
-
Don't you remember
-
wheres your condom? :o
-
Who are you again?
-
zip
me
up
o my god
-
did you cum?
-
where am i
-
Where's my orgasm?
-
Handle it yourself. :angel:
-
did you cum?
-
Feel good? *damn, two words*
-
I'm still hard
-
clean me off
-
grab a towel ;D
-
suck me dry
-
Where's the dildo?
...You have WHAT???
Thank you, Viagra.
-
Again! Again! Again!
-
what's your name?
-
cum again bitch
-
thats it...
-
who are you?
-
Butt
Plug
OUT!!
-
where
am
I
-
oh my god!
-
fuck me again
-
got to go
-
why so soon
-
the condom broke
-
"That's All Folks"
"You're sister's better"
"I'm leavin' you"
"I have AIDS"
"I came clowns"
-
who are you?
-
a drunk girl 0vomit0
-
oh god no
-
lets go again
-
is this heaven.
-
Please, again...?
-
oh dear god
-
you snore lots!
-
you snore louder
-
You speak truth.
-
where am i
-
in my car
-
who are you
-
can i go
-
are you done?
-
get off please
-
it's not funny! :-\
-
sign here please
heres your receipt
-
make me breakfast
-
wipe
your
mouth ;D
-
do you validate :emot_rotf.gif:
-
bend over bitch
-
I fucked you? :emot_weird.gif:
Don't call me
-
fuck you bitch
Off My Bed
-
* Ive had enough
*please, no more
*my head hurts
lol
* my _ss hurts
-
wheres my tampon? :confused:
-
Hope that's menstrual!
-
oh dear god
-
go rinse...
again
-
who are you
-
* Good God, NO!
* Where am I?
* Ouch, that hurts!
* That was... incredible!
* That was... awful!
* What's for breakfast?
* Please not again!
* I am pregnant
-
did you cum
-
Oh, HELL No!!!! :emot_weird.gif:
-
who are you
-
you speak english? :D
-
grab a towel ....
-
ouch my head
-
where's my wallet?
you robbed me!!
-
Don't touch that
-
*What the FUCK?!*
*I'm still dreaming*
-
For this site? Nine One One.
"It's so Cute!"
"I have Aids."
"The Condom Broke."
"Who's your doctor?"
"Wake up now."
"What's your name?"
Oh, and the ever popular "I love you." Lots of people say it then, and only then, but never mean it.
-
Yeah.... names Jay
-
Your sister's better.
-
Go to sleep
-
Who are you?
-
that was great
-
you taste wonderful
until next time
-
LISTEN NEXT TIME !!!!!!!!!!!!
-
whats your name?
-
where am i
-
What's that smell?
-
Did you cum?
-
"TIME TO DIE!"
-
oh dear god
-
oh dear god
Lol, with me, it's usually right before.
-
That a scab?
-
that really hurts :'(
-
It's supposed to. >:D
-
good job guys :emot_cheers.gif:
-
Who's your daddy?
-
good job guys :emot_cheers.gif:
Best one yet!
BOT:
"Mmm Hrm Yrr!" (through duct tape.)
-
suck my clit
-
Your mom's better
-
Play time's over.
-
did you cum
-
wipe that off...
-
lets go again
-
My puss hurts
My cock hurts
>:D
-
"Game over, darlin'"
*cue murder scene*
-
"Got any bandaids?"
"Why those underwear?"
"Call you later?"
-
Your water broke. emot_omfg.gif
-
where am i
-
Stay with me.
-
did you enjoy
-
my beds broken
-
That Shit Hurts!!!
-
now, Clean it
(i heard that shit said to me yesterday) :-*
-
What time is it?
You are wild!
You want more?
I gotta rest!
-
'Please, no more'
-
Same time tommorow
-
who are you
-
Hurted
so
much
-
lets go again
-
Again ?
no
please
-
Next
Time
Swallow
-
pussy
is
sore
-
pussy
is
sore
Not
My
Problem
~Swash~
-
I'm
Not
Done
-
suck
it
clean
-
Yes
my
master
-
get
out
bitch
-
Hurt
too
much? :emot_laughing.gif:
-
lets
go
again
-
Oh
Yes
moreee
-
knees
now
bitch
-
Yes,
I
will
-
open
up
wide
-
Like
it,
slut?
-
I
want
more
-
get
out
bitch
-
Please
Sir
Please?
-
ooops,
Mommys
Home
-
not,
daddy,
please
-
Oh shit! Ocado!
-
Your
sisters
better.
-
Free
me?
Uncle?
-
That's gotta hurt.
-
get
the
towels
-
Wilco
Tango
Foxtrot
-
clean
up
now
-
That'll leave bruises. ;D
-
get out bitch
-
My
wrists
hurt
-
untie YOURSELF cunt!!!
-
shut
up
bitch
-
That's all folks!
;D
-
Do My dishes...
-
zzzzzzzz
ZZZZZZZZZ
zZzZz....
-
get my cigarettes
-
..i gotta Go
-
better next time
-
lets go eat
-
get my drink
-
get out bitch
-
dont tell mom
whens my turn?
-
Wheres my watch?
-
YOU HAVE WHHAAAT?
-
where's my cigarettes
-
Him: Satisfied? Fuck off
Her: What?! You're done?
------
Him: WOW, you're tight
Her: Was it in?
-------
Him: Damn you're good
Her: Your turn now
-
Ass?
not
again
-
cum again bitch
-
thanks cum again
-
i'm
so
slutty
;)
-
Did it again!
Was that it?
More. dammit, more
Feeling good now!
-
I
want
more
-
suck it up
-
did you cum?
-
where's my change?
your friends next
-
stop crying bitch
-
You
Four,
Now!
-
Is
That
All?
-
Three
dogs,
now?
-
Now I suck!
-
See you later! emot_omfg.gif
-
What's for afters?
-
"Please untie me?"
Two that go together:
"Remove the blindfold" "Aww, shit...you."
-
You are done?
-
Your Sister's better!
Your Mother is better!
Your daughter is better!
-
"How many marks?"
"Lower the shades" -
Followed by:
"Hope they enjoyed"
"Who is Rhonda!!!!!????????" - Oooops, not a night to remember.
My personal favorite:
"Gryphin's the Best!"
-
Poke me again!
-
get inside, Now
-
Thank you, Master!
-
From my pet: "More Gryphin More"!
From me some time later, (breathing heavily):
"You fucking slut"
and
"I'm outta shape"
-
"Love You Honey"
Tony V. :police:
-
Ahhhhhhh...... round 2?
-
Getting Warmed Up!!!
Tony V. :police:
-
Now you die!
-
Condom? What condom?!?
~Swash~
-
how could you!?!
and/or
you better leave..
-
how could you!?!
It was easy....
you better leave..
Not yet, pretty...
~Swash~
-
I'm calling police...
^.^,
-
YOU'LL PAY, CUNT!
~Swash~
-
not any more
-
Call your bluff
~Swash~
-
then, take it
-
All, and everything.....
~Swash~
-
you'll have nothing
-
But your memory
~Swash~
-
freely given gift
-
Violently stolen pleasure
~Swash~
-
then we agree. (LOL)
-
I'll call you
~Swash~
-
not anytime soon
-
Where's my pants?
~Swash~
-
in the kitchen
-
You are leaking
~Swash~
-
yes, your DNA...
-
Pleasure was Mine
~Swash~
-
also mine,thanks
-
yours matters not
~Swash~
-
LOL to you
-
Im still hard
~Swash~
-
do it again
-
I Sure Will
:police:
-
Swallows..... and then?
-
Your sister's better
-
your son's hotter.
-
Your daughter's hornier
-
She's your daughter?!?
~Swash~
-
NO fucking way.
-
What's your name?
~Swash~
-
there you go
-
You Were AWESOME!! :police:
-
not like you
-
You're VERY Close
:police:
-
I need practice
-
one hole down!
-
going down, or?
-
Up for everything
-
where am I?
-
Welcome to Hell >:D
~Swash~
-
great a nightmare
-
Not for me
~Swash~
-
before or after?
-
Is that it?
~Swash~
-
does it matter?
-
Not at all
~Swash~
-
leave it open
-
What a slut!
Now round three.
Turn over now!
Open your mouth.
Spread your ass.
Nicely done, whore.
You were delicious.
Here's your change.
Untie me master?
Bitch uncuff me.
Pickup your clothes.
Fix me dinner.
-
uncuff the master?
no, you bastard
maybe I'll go....
-
Resistance is futile!
~Swash~
-
point is mute
-
Now, Just Submit!!
:police:
-
Go home, woman
~Swash~
-
on my knees
-
over my knee
-
no.
-
no.
Wanna bet, bitch?
-
runs to door
-
There's no escape
-
many many dangers
-
even more pleasures
-
wait, what, where?
-
shut your legs
-
get off me
-
You're still crying?
-
it doesn't matter
-
Not to me >:D
-
never for you
-
Its all me
-
not yet.
-
You're Leaking again
-
THAT bothers you?
-
Not one bit
-
then what?
-
change the sheets
-
sheets?
-
What's the time?
-
every time
-
My wife's calling
-
then go
-
Oh, hi mom
-
cum again tomorrow
-
How About Tonight??
:police:
-
6 or 8?
-
**an observation** I am beginning to notice the thread has turned from 3 words said after sex to "all the meaning you can squeeze into a sentence of 3 words or less" {please note I am not complaining}
-
now I'm bored
-
Really?? No way!!
-
I'll Excite You!!
:police:
-
bring it on
-
Gladly, Dear Lady.......
:police:
-
here it is
-
everything and more
-
possible to not?
{{Giggles}}
-
Not? Not here!
-
No..not me... ^.^,
-
well,why not
-
yes, especially you
-
Especially?? how sweet!
-
ONLY For YOU!!
:police:
-
hmm... ONLY? please...
-
Just Enjoy THIS!!
:police:
-
Tony, I can't....
-
Alright, My Dear..........
:police:
-
Order more lube.
Where's my towel?
Wash these sheets.
Where's the key?!
-
pick the lock
-
now with single-glove
-
no, wait,what?
-
Lick it clean.
-
clean it yourself
-
your duty, slave
-
slave? not yet
-
*SMACK* How about now? >:D
-
LOL... use your brain.....
-
you are done
-
Where's the remote?
-
hmm..just beautiful
-
glad to provide
-
i am sure
-
whatever. gotta go.
-
Hello, Dear Loverquest......
Sit right here.......
Make yourself........Comfortable
Tony V. :police:
-
face down,ass up......?
-
Enjoy the kid
Don't abort
That was good
Enjoy being mommy
Hope you catch
I'll be back
Whose next up
-
not this time,
tubes are tied.
its good practice
-
not this time,
tubes are tied.
its good practice
In my perfect world all B/C would be banned
-
not this time,
tubes are tied.
its good practice
In my perfect world all B/C would be banned
of course it would... but I wouldn't be stuck going crazy with all the kids. :emot_kiss.gif:
-
My Dear Loverquest,
Sit and Sunggle,
You'll feel better,
I'll hold you,
Very, Very Close.........
Tony V. :police:
-
Climb on Tony
snuggle and cuddle
I FEEL something...
is it better?
-
Clean me off.
-
Snuggle with Loverquest,
Stop your tears,
Home we go,
You'll feel Pleasure,
And some pain,
Moan and Scream,
We'll Cumm together,
Then we sleep
Tony V. :police:
-
Tony, Thank You
-
You're most welcome,
My Dear Loverquest,
Stay Till Morning,
We'll begin again..........
Tony V. :police:
-
umm, yes sir
-
again and again
over and over
more and more
harder and faster...
-
again, squeeze harder
-
ahhh, don't go
-
be right back
-
Open your mouth
Open up wide
Keep it open
Open your eyes
Look at it
Look at me
-
What's your name?
-
You gotta brother? (hehehehe)
-
Brothers in Rape,
Kas and I,
We'll take you,
And Loverquest too!!
Make you scream,
Make you wail,
Make you bleed,
Make you cry,
Make you CUMM!!
Then we escape!!
Tony V. :police:
-
Please please please
Promises promises promises
Don't tease me
It's not nice
I'm ready now
Make it happen
Name the place
Name the time
-
HEY! NO! DON'T!
You're NOT done....
-
Yes tease me..
yes, please me
make me scream
make me beg...
make me hotter...
take it all
-
Mmmm, good pussy
~Swash~
-
Good, How so?
-
*shrug* Better than average *zip*
-
lol...mmm nice
-
Better when bad
-
a wicked grin
-
A wicked girl
-
an evil thought
-
A good time
-
A big tease
-
call your husband?
-
I'M NOT MARRIED...
CALL YOUR WIFE
-
She's downstairs..... M....!
-
i should go
-
There's no escape!
-
but i should......
-
no, you shouldn't
-
but i can.....
-
Wife says, "NO!"
-
no, no............ no
-
and still no
-
Your turn now
-
what was that?
no, no, no?!
didn't hear you
-
and STILL no......
-
My Sweet Loverquest,
Perhaps a "Yes"?
Come to me,
Hold you close,
Make you forget,
All this Stuff,
Tony V. :police:
-
Ahhh, Tony..... Hmmm
-
Tony, why so.....
why so smooth?
-
I am lulled
secure and reassured
-
plan is working
-
curled up, sleeping
-
calm before storm
-
Shoot me now
-
not usually speechless........
-
Hold you close,
Stroke your hair,
Watch you sleep,
Keep you safe....
( Runnergirl1, I have the PERFECT Gun to shoot you with!! )
Tony V. :police:
-
time for play
when you wake;
meanwhile, RG first
-
and then what?
-
hold you down
for my pleasure
(Tony is still busy chasing RG around the track)
-
hardly a breath
enough to scream
but then again....
-
damn i'm confused
What is all
The hate about
Tell me go
And I will
-
please don't go,
don't you know,
there is no
hate,
just forms
of sex that
we all appreciate
-
Thank you Kas
Wink to you
You're a man
I would do ;)
-
when we're done
you can do
with your turn,
run and fight-
but for now,
I'm held down..
and pleasure's taken
with a struggle
and a scream
while Tony chases
and takes aim
to "shoot" into
miss RG's dreams
-
What the hell
-
I chase Runnergirl,
She's too fast,
Find My Car,
Caught at last,
No Hate here,
Just deep desire,
Your screams sound,
Like a Melody........
:police:
-
*smiles* we needed
an attitude adjustment....
-
Punishment may be
Called for today
With you guys
Love to play ;)
-
hmm... I know
several that are
very good at
dishing out punishment...
but this moment
focus on fun.
-
An alpha male
What I need
Tell me who
Where's his seed
-
I'm still horny!
-
Laughs at PLAYTHING
it is believed
as its FACT,
we all are...
with no doubts.
-
do it again
-
harder and faster.....
-
oh, lunchtime here
time for break..
renew my strength
to struggle again
-
Struggle mightily Loverquest,
Bound too tightly,
Held too firmly,
Rest you get,
Between my attacks,
Now you will,
Feel my Lust,
Make you scream,
Make you BEG,
Make you CUMM,
And Cumm,
And Cumm more!!
THEN We Rest!!
Tony V. :police:
-
begins to wonder
in deep thought
maybe, just, hmm....
I've become so....
far too predictable
for this officer.
-
You're NOT predictable,
You know yourself,
What you like,
I'll keep doing,
You'll keep Cumming...........
Tony V. :police:
-
{{Blushes deep crimson}}
well okay then.....
everything I like....
I like everything...?
makes me wonder...
-
Give Me More!
I'm So Horny!
I Need More!
Please, I'm Begging!
-
Good little bitch...
Ready for more?
Swallow it all
-
Waste not want
Not a drop
use your tongue
Like a mop
Clean it good
Now you're done
start all over
Make me cum
-
ohhhh... a SAMMICH!!!!!
-
I'm sooooo hungry
Let's do IHOP!!!
-
she should say
"Thank you Master"
-
"Thank you master!"
;)
-
WHO should say
WHO is master
sometimes the owner
sometimes the slave
-
Master will say,
"You are Slave,
You Please Me,
I satisfy You" ,
Sometimes lines Blur,
In that Relationship,
The Heart knows,
Where you Stand..........
Tony V. :police:
-
and I kneel.
-
Come to you,
Your mouth opens,
Your eyes close,
You give me,
That Sacred Kiss
I groan pleasureably........
Tony V. :police:
-
pulling, swallowing, breathing
that perfect dance
all in one
giving and taking
pleased and pleasing
-
We Cumm together,
Loverquest and I,
Touch and Caress,
Her soft skin,
ALL her Body,
Touched by Me,
Off to Bed,
Continue our Love,
Through the Night......
Tony V. :police:
-
claimed by sleep..
feeling your words..
heart and mind..
together and yet,
you are there.
I am here.
within solitary insecurities.
having no answers,
I'm afraid still.
wait and wonder...
on hold, holding?
played, or playing?
-
Seperated by distance,
And cruel doubt,
Our hearts beat,
Together as one,
I don't play,
With another's emotions,
That is cruel,
I am not
Tony V. :police:
-
no, dear Tony
you are not.
I know this.
and feel you
gifting me comfort
-
I'm so horny!
Need relief now!
Come home Deputy!
Come home now!
-
it's so derailed :D
Thank me now
beg for more
after my pole
visits your hole
is just what
this thread's for
still it's fun
so you won't
be kicked out :emot_rotf.gif:
-
still heart-sore
personal reasons more.
but life goes
and goes on....
trying...i so
try keeping up.
-
We support you,
My Sweet Loverquest,
Heal your Heart,
Dry your eyes,
There is hope,
There is Love,
It will come,
I Promise You.......
Tony V. :police:
-
thank you, Love!
-
Please cumm again
-
With much pleasure
-
over and over
again and again
each once more
rest, start over.
yes more, oh!
-
Practice makes perfect
Enjoy the pain
Take my time
Wash the stain
-
clean sheets are
made for stains
-
Some deep stains
Don't wash away
Hidden down low
No one can
Find them, no
One can know.
-
Untie me please.
-
more stringent, please
-
I Said No
-
I hear Yes!
-
it doesn't matter
-
Wheres my boyfriend?
-
Get your money?
-
GET OFF ME!!!!
-
stop crying bitch
-
No...Stop...Please
-
No, Young Lady
We Never Stop!!
Once we Cumm,
Another Jumps on!!
Just Lie back,
And Take This!!
Soon you'll learn
To ENJOY it!!
Tony V. :police:
-
who's turn next?
-
I'm pressing charges!
-
Your mother's better!
-
Don't touch me!!!
-
where's that gag?
-
Where's the key?
~Swash~
-
Get the whip.
-
count the strokes.
-
It's only blood
~Swash~
-
lick it off
-
suck it up
-
My dick hurts!
-
Your girlfriend's better
~Swash~
-
My boyfriend's better
-
That looks infected!
-
want my tears?
-
with much pleasure
-
it'll cost you....
Are you willing?
I've no choice.
just be warned.
-
I'll make you
Cry for Joy
As you Cumm
From MY Love
Thrusting into you
With reckless abandon
Harder and harder
Faster and faster
Making you Cumm
And weep tears
Tears of Joy.......
Tony V. :police:
-
:-*
-
cry for joy
cry for sadness
cry for hurt
cry for pain
at least scream
from the release
of extreme build-up
and again cry
wonder of depths
my tears spring
-
I love you
-
where's my beer
-
Done so soon?
-
you loved it,
while it lasted
-
Yes, I did!
-
In urs hand
on your lips
:emot_kiss.gif:
-
fucking hurry uppppppppp!!!
-
i'm sorry Sir.
-
please, once more?
-
Beg for it
-
must earn foregiveness
-
fight to tame
or take control
be the stronger
one to show
who is top,
who is bottom
make me happy {to}
do it often
-
BEG? hmmm.... no
at least , yet.
-
Say thank you
-
must earn gratitude :emot_rotf.gif:
-
My Sweet Loverquest,
MY gratitude you Earned!!
I want you , to beg for,
MY Love and
Tender Attention, Always!!
You will have
MY Gratitude, Forever!!
I want to, make you beg,
For My Love!!
I have Missed, and Craved You!!
Please Don't make
Me BEG YOU!!
Tony V. :police:
-
No, Sir...please
do not beg
you should know
part of me
belongs to you
a safety net
a friendship bond
love and understanding
you and i
-
Wheres my watch?
-
You're running behind
-
Your bottom's dripping
-
you like that?
-
You can leave.
You're still here?
Get out. Now.
-
Wait, its over?
-
time to go.
wanna catch me?
-
My sirens blare
My light flash
My engine revs
All to catch
You Sweet Loverquest
My Cuff shine
On your wrists
Your tears sparkle
In my lights........ :police:
-
Yes!..do over!
-
I know now
Not just teasing....
I like pleasing
come, come.. CUM
I'll show you.
do it again;
and again..hmmm.
:emot_kiss.gif:
-
What's for dinner?
~Swash~
-
To which the answer is:
You just had it :emot_laughing.gif:
-
I had you
-
how bout breakfast?
:emot_thedrool.gif:
-
Need a rest
-
sleep when dead.....
PLEASE, once more?
-
suck it up
-
Remove the handcuffs!
-
:angel:
gimme the key
-
Key?!? What key?
-
That was great.. ;D
Ouch that hurt! :'(
Tastes so good :P
Here's my number :angel:
-
guess you're stuck..... >:D
I gotta go...
be back later. :emot_kiss.gif:
-
Fuck me again!
-
Certianly, My Dears!!
I'll be ready,
For you BOTH!
Of course you'll
Both have to wear
My Handcuffs!!
:police:
-
emot_ysmstr.gif
-
emot_noooo.gif not again
{{this might get
me some trouble}}
-
:emot_kiss.gif:
{{sigh}}
well, i tried
-
all wanna fuck......
none wanna talk.
-
Do me, please
I want it . . .
-
give them time...
they'll cum soon.
-
I love you (*sigh* if only)
-
feast or famine,
you will see.
do not settle.
Take NOTHING less
than everything deserved
-
That was fun
That was it?
Could be better
-
wa'd you want?
freaky circus sex?
gotta earn it
:emot_kiss.gif:
:emot_laughing.gif:
-
Done all ready?
-
One more down
-
another coming up
-
how much's THAT?
-
Who are you?
-
that went everywhere
-
Oh yeah baby
Go round two?
-
where am i?
-
don't get up
-
what is happening?
-
You were amazing
-
Wat is that? >:D
-
just turn around.......
-
again from front
-or-
again from rear
{I'm so worn out by now that I can't remember the last position}
-
{I will whisper}
close your eyes
-
I am asleep
dreaming of you
again and again
-
then, again.. whispering....
i am real...
i am here....
feel me lover....
moving against you...
under you, yes...
hot, desperate, dreaming
-
get off me
for christ sake
-
Now rape me
-
yes please ma'am
-
Time for a meetup
-
Untie you later
-
letting me go...?
-
never in life
:emot_kiss.gif:
-
Are you serious?
Seriously what's that?
-
~~~Take me home~~~
-
Call your husband
-
divorce your wife
move in here
-
oh my gaud
no, no, no
leave me alone....
-
You're eighteen...., right?
-
an old woman...
-
it's hard again...
Not it's not...
Soon will be...
Goody goody goody.
-
goes and comes
cums and goes..
sure thing this,
He will return
-
Damn you're hot!
-
Thank you Daddy ;D :emot_kiss.gif:
-
emot_omfg.gif
and then--- MOMMY!!
-
Kneel before me
-
Yes, my Lord ;)
-
Worship my cock!
-
All hale Cock!
-
I need recharging.
Where's my beer?
Ah, that's good.
I'm ready again.
Back in bed. (an order)
On your stomach. (another order)
Lift your ass.
Take this bitch.
I'm cumming again!
-
(Jed, that was downright poetic...)
Clear my cumslot.
-
(Jed, that was downright poetic...)
Why thank you. Rape as Haiku? Who is next?
-
Suck my balls.
-
With maple syrup ;D
-
My Bitch now
-
Hold me Daddy,
Make me sigh.
Touch me Daddy,
Make me moan.
Kiss me Daddy,
Make me cry (happy).
Ravish me Daddy,
Make me groan.
Fuck me Daddy,
Claim my body.
Love me Daddy,
Claim my heart.
Claim me Daddy,
Make me Yours.
-
Who's Your Daddy?
Daddy's Very Proud.
-
You're my Daddy
I'm your Bitch
-
I own you.
-
I am yours
Do with me,
As you please.
-
Made you pregnant.
Bear my son.
-
Make me pregnant
Fill my womb
-
*Grips Your Throat*
Beg For More
-
Mmmmm....
Fuck me Daddy
Use me Daddy
Ravish my body
Claim me Daddy
-
Wear My Cum
All Day Long
As My Mark
Claiming You, Woman
-
I am Claimed
No other male
Shall ever touch
I am Yours
You're my Daddy
-
Touch Yourself Later
Dream Of Me
-
that was hot.
-
Feel used yet?
-
Not quite yet ;)
-
We'll fix that....
-
:'(
you will have
no more tears
not from me
the rest, mine
I'll be fine
forgiveness, acceptance,love
turn and walk.
-
I'm outta here . . .
-
That was boring.
-
Took you rough.
Can you walk?
-
I can hobble
-
kiss my ass.
:emot_kiss.gif:
-
Ladies Behave Yourselves.
-
kiss my ass.
:emot_kiss.gif:
was not intended to be taken personally, or seriously.
so for my part here i apologize
-
Just a game...
-
I'm sorry, too.
-
and... JUST an observation.......
Because other posts were deleted, I now look like a total bitch.
which i can handle, i have earned the title in other situations,
if not this one.
-
and... JUST an observation.......
Because other posts were deleted, I now look like a total bitch.
which i can handle, i have earned the title in other situations,
if not this one.
LQ, you weren't the one who came off looking like a bitch . . . I don't even see why you felt the need to apologize in the first place!
And to get back on track . . .
That was interesting . . .
Come back here,
I want more . . .
-
Bow before Zod!
We're not done.
You're my cousin?!? ;D
-
You're my what?
-
Oh my.God :emot_weird.gif:
-
I will Crawl....
Or you will
drag me back,
kicking and screaming?
{{heh :emot_kiss.gif:}}
-
Untie me now!
-
that was fun
-
Untie me now!
not done yet
-
Please, no more
-
are you ok?
-
wanna go again?
-
Need a break?
-
--lost the key--
help me look...
-
I think you
Missed a spot
-
*winks at Risika*
Cumming right up...
-
Oh, yeah Baby ;)
-
Who's Your Daddy?
-
Hurt me again ;D
-
As you wish. ;D
-
You're sister's next!
-
now for you
-
Who's got next?
-
third time lucky
-
hmm... what about
4,5,6?
-
it's too late
-
never too late
-
not for you :emot_kiss.gif:
-
You are TOO,
too, sweet Darling.
-
I know that
You are too
Kisses are forever
You know that
-
She's all that!
-
Want some more
-
Do me again
-
Spread your legs!
-
she waits, anticipating.
spread, exposed, anxious.
feverish, yet chilled.
moist becomes wet,
abundant in need.
afraid to desire
afraid to be
afraid to live...
Afraid she wont.
-
my ass hurts
-
Mine does too
-
so not again?
-
Two other holes...
-
The ass again.
Make it hurt?
-
I have choices?
-
You, no. Us.
-
looking left, right...
an open doorway...
with no hesitation
moving so swiftly.
-
Run LQ Run
-
:emot_laughing.gif:
you better too
-
Grab Sweet Loverquest
Plaything gets away
Bend her over
Plunder her Holes
Hear her scream
Make her Cumm
Do it again.........
Tony V. :police:
-
:o
caught by Tony
struggle and wiggle
screaming my plight,
i cant refrain.
resistance proves useless.
fully, I'm taken.
-
Not so sure
The idea of
The getting away
Of the Plaything
Is my plan?
-
Well catch me
If you can. . .
-
Well catch me
If you can. . .
I'm not slow
Better be fast
I have age
Not an issue
Run, Plaything, run!
You are tackled!
-
Let me go. . .
Get off me,
I will scream
Fight you hard
-
sounds like fun
-
someone, help me
-
help you what?
orgasm yet again?
-
Take Sperm Bitch!
~Swash~
-
Dont' want it
-
Getting it anyway.
-
Leave me alone
-
It's nap time. (Usually followed by snoring noises. ;D)
-
subtly wakes you
-
My pussy hurts
-
My problem how?
-
a Master cares
for and soothes
his toys, darling.
-
Flirting dangerously with haiku territory there, LQ. ;D Especially since...
She's gotta learn.
-
I guess i'll
have to find
out what haiku
is. To learn?
What you'll teach?
-
A haiku by Dirty Doc...
A sub has to learn
that she exists only to
please her lord, Master.
(It helps if you imagine some traditional Japanese music in the background. ;D)
But there are only supposed to be three words, so...
Teach subs respect.
-
You'll not find
me lacking even
a little respect,
provided its due.
-
Ah, got it.
Respect is earned. ;D
-
more like 'proven'
-
clean my cock
-
Let me go
-
Not a chance
-
Finished with Loverquest
Take her to
A warm bath
A good meal
My welcoming bed
Start again soon.......
-
alive and rested
warmth not tested
come to me
we'll see who
turns out bested.
:emot_kiss.gif:
-
Might keep you...
-
Yes, keep me
I''ll be yours
all yours baby
-
Put me in,
My place Daddy.
Beneath your weight,
Filled with cum
-
Over and over
Hold her down
Fuck her hard
Force her submission
Pour my balls
Into her womb
Carry my heir
Write my name
Inside My bitch
With My cum
-
Mmmmmm
Harder and faster
Stronger and deeper
Pierce my cervix
Claim my core
-
You are mine!
Be still obey !
-
make me obey.
take whats desired.
-
I faked it.
-
thats so sad.
-
That's so male.
;D
-
Still a disappointment . . .
-
Can a man
fake an orgasm?
I know that
I sure can't.
You get spattered
with my cum
or you don't.
-
Good to know . . .
-
you'll know soon!
-
I can't wait
-
foreplay is over
-
Now it's time
for the real
stuff to start
-
I'm pretty sure
it already started
-
I might agree
with you there
I'm certainly ready
for a little
or maybe more
than a little
so lets go
I'm so ready
-
on your knees
for this one?
promise to reciprocate
>:D
-
on my knees
just for you
whatever you want
I will please
just tell me . . .
-
Waiting for what?
I know you
know what's needed
belt need unbuckled
pants need unzipped
hands get busy
-
I watch you
undo your belt
unzip the pants
pushing them down
cock is hard
I lean in
my tongue licking
up and down
your hard shaft
-
I lean back
watch you work
lips and tongue
along the outside
tip to base
despite my moans
i want inside
your wet mouth
-
I'm in charge
so you will
let me do
what I do
I'll swallow your
cock soon enough
enjoy the teasing
-
Let you do
what you will
can not complain
about your efforts
or your skill
enjoying the tease
However I do
think it's sweet
that you believe
you're in charge
we will see
-
I'm in charge
just ask your
oh so big
rock hard cock . . .
-
Beautiful long hair
in my hands
getting a grip
a little push
an evil grin
-
taking a breath
relaxing my throat
sucking you in
deeper than before
-
You're already familiar
with my hips
in rhythmic thrusts
not so sure
you were prepared
for doing that
in your mouth
Try to adjust
can't go anywhere
held in place.
-
mmmm . . . oh yes
move your cock
in and out
of my mouth
just like you
would my pussy
fuck my mouth
I want it
push it in
nice and deep
I can take
all of it
-
Wrapping my hands
a firmer grip
in your hair
feel my balls
slap your chin
take quick breaths
on the outstroke
can't get them
on the instroke
it's completely disappearing
down your throat
completely withdraw to
just the tip
and disappears again
over and over
-
Your big cock
deep down inside
my tight throat
in and out
you keep moving
fucking my mouth
like my pussy
you know you
want to cum
deep down inside
my tight throat
-
Your clinging lips
and rasping tongue
generating great suction
I'm pushing deep
over and over
feel you swallow
on each instroke
throat muscles milking
my long shaft
soon will get
a dietary supplement
-
Give me some
yum yum cum
I want some
let me suck
until you're dry
-
I'm slamming forward
my pubic hair
in your nose
my balls bouncing
on your chin
you're milking it
throat, lips, tongue
reaching my climax
getting real close
feel it building
no turning back
-
let it go
deep in my
hot wet mouth
I will swallow
all of it
-
Do it deep?
Would you taste?
Not if deep
you like taste
want you taste
hump your face
bring my finish
real quick pumps
holding your head
gripping your hair
here it comes
pull almost out
just the tip
still in there
fill your mouth
spurt, spurt, spurt
taste my cum
now swallow it
-
A mouth full
Of hot cum
Tastes so yummy
Swallowing it all
Down my throat
-
I will insist
you make sure
you suck out
every single drop
don't miss any
I'll stay in
your hot mouth
until I'm sure
all of it
you have got.
-
I'll suck it
until you fill
My mouth full
Then l'll suck
You so dry
Before l let
It out of
My hot mouth
-
Well my Plaything
you've done nicely
I see no
drops or stains
of my cum
here anywhere around.
There's one problem.
There's some left
in my balls.
You'll do what
to get that
out of me?
-
suck you dry . . .
-
If you look
few posts above
you just did
-
then I guess
I will have
to give you
some time to
replenish your load
-
I only meant
change it up
load is fine
-
what would you
like to try
this time baby
I'm up for
just about anything
I have very
very few limits
as you know
-
Heard you mention
reverse cowgirl position?
-
it's one of
my most favorite
positions next to
doing it doggy
-
This I know
I believe I'm
the one underneath
-
I'm on top
Riding you hard
Like a cowgirl
-
on my back
I'm completely naked
with an erection
where are you?
-
................. checks the cam....
batteries charged fully....
..... checks the clock......
-
Are we going to stream this on RU?
-
:confused:
............tic, tic, tic.........
well, not today/night- i have an appointment. lol
-
:confused:
............tic, tic, tic.........
well, not today/night- i have an appointment. lol
What you too? Here I am naked on my back with an erection and both you and Plaything have abandoned me. I'm not even sure I can get up; I'm like a turtle that way.
I guess I have to lay here and wait for someone to ride me.
-
:confused:
............tic, tic, tic.........
well, not today/night- i have an appointment. lol
What you too? Here I am naked on my back with an erection and both you and Plaything have abandoned me. I'm not even sure I can get up; I'm like a turtle that way.
I guess I have to lay here and wait for someone to ride me.
If nobody's going to ride me, could somebody please turn me on my stomach? For amusement, you can spin me like top using the spindle.
-
{{clapping my hands}}
ohh, like ...hmm-
SPIN THE BOTTLE?
-
:confused:
............tic, tic, tic.........
well, not today/night- i have an appointment. lol
What you too? Here I am naked on my back with an erection and both you and Plaything have abandoned me. I'm not even sure I can get up; I'm like a turtle that way.
I guess I have to lay here and wait for someone to ride me.
If nobody's going to ride me, could somebody please turn me on my stomach? For amusement, you can spin me like top using the spindle.
You really, REALLY, should not have said that! ;D >:D
-
:confused:
............tic, tic, tic.........
well, not today/night- i have an appointment. lol
What you too? Here I am naked on my back with an erection and both you and Plaything have abandoned me. I'm not even sure I can get up; I'm like a turtle that way.
I guess I have to lay here and wait for someone to ride me.
If nobody's going to ride me, could somebody please turn me on my stomach? For amusement, you can spin me like top using the spindle.
You really, REALLY, should not have said that! ;D >:D
I think I see a fatal flaw in my plan? Not sure I want on my stomach any more. My back doesn't sound appealing either.
-
LE, I think I have some shackles you could use . . .lol
-
:confused:
............tic, tic, tic.........
well, not today/night- i have an appointment. lol
What you too? Here I am naked on my back with an erection and both you and Plaything have abandoned me. I'm not even sure I can get up; I'm like a turtle that way.
I guess I have to lay here and wait for someone to ride me.
If nobody's going to ride me, could somebody please turn me on my stomach? For amusement, you can spin me like top using the spindle.
You really, REALLY, should not have said that! ;D >:D
i love watching "cosmic plans" work themselves out.......
:emot_kiss.gif:
LQ
-
:emot_rotf.gif:
Maybe I'd better duck out of this thread. ;D
-
Oh please don't
-
Yes, you stay
-
why thank you
-
I meant LE
as did you
you are here
I am here
two of us
not going anywhere
-
Now I'm embarrassed
Come back LE
He meant you
and not me . . .lol
-
you both stay
no one leaves
no one complains
plaything and jed
have a cave
-
Yes we do
-
Instant replay please
-
wait a bit
-
I long bit . . .
-
What you say!?!
I long for a bit
A long bit
I long for a bite (ouch!)
No teeth perleese emot_omfg.gif
-
:emot_kiss.gif:
bit and bridle
-
ride along, lady
-
Yes, ride please,
To your house
Strip you naked
Tie you up
Make you scream
Make you beg
Make you Cumm.......
:police:
-
Yes, ride please,
To your house
Strip you naked
Tie you up
Make you scream
Make you beg
Make you Cumm.......
:police:
Tony, you big nasty cop, I never knew you cared. :emot_kiss.gif: :emot_kiss.gif:
-
That's just funny
way too funny . . .
:emot_rotf.gif: :emot_rotf.gif: :emot_rotf.gif:
-
Why stop now?
-
who said stop? :emot_kiss.gif:
-
I do care
About your pleasure
Making you CUMM
Is all I want......
Tony V. :police:
-
Cat looks traumatised.
-
Round two, ready?
-
ages ago, then
ready, yes. always.
willing to be
ready, at least.
:emot_kiss.gif:
-
yes more please
needs more force
later, bite harder
xx
-
[I'm going to get it for this... ;-) ]
You done, Mister?
-
get off me
xx
-
I'm tired, Mom...
-
What a stud!
-
You're the worst
-
I've had better
-
I'm your father
-
what was that?
-
O.o
That was it?
-
Mom was right.
-
What a fuck!
-
come on then,
we'll go again
-
Oh yeah Daddy
-
So hot, Teach!
-
Give me more
-
Now from behind
-
Now your aunt
-
Mmmmm so hard Daddy...
-
its too hot
-
So who's hungry? ;D
-
Don't you move.
-
Don't Be sad...
lol Sorry, couldn't help myself :P
-
please, once again
-
Waiter, check please
-
Mmmm... Now that's cock
-
I want more!
-
You're getting more
-
Oh lucky me! ;)
-
who are you?
-
That's need-to-know
-
being a Pirates
Wench, ::)
I 'need-to-know'
-
Do we have
time for just
a little more?
-
Any last words?
-
Get a cab...
-
I can't walk!
-
Thats the point...
-
Do it again!
-
Here I come
-
That was quick
-
That was wicked...
-
Get me cake.
-
Chocolate or yellow?
-
Something low cal
-
Both of them
-
Then Round Two?
-
of course sweetheart
-
You were tight...
-
glad you liked
-
Always love it...
-
Give me more!
-
Turn around then...
-
Make me tea.
-
Cum & sugar?
;-)
-
Untie her now
-
Don't hurt me
To much please
-
Lick it clean
-
Please Don't Stop!
-
This is awkward.
-
Please tell me
How it was
-
My cock's stuck
lol
-
(Told you not to play with my glitter glue)
Getting my camera!
-
Oh please do
Take a picture!
-
Say cheese then!
-
Grabs from behind
-
Screams in fright
-
Fuck me again
Fuck me hard
Fuck me deep
-
You got it!
-
Get going again!
-
Song Association Game?
lol
-
:emot_kiss.gif:
-
Rock the boat!
-
Roll with me
-
Roll over me ;)
-
Take me under!
-
Under the bed?
-
Under the sea
-
Under the blankets
-
Under the bed
-
There's dust bunnies.
-
I was great
-
That's so true.
-
so was you
-
I was awesome!
-
You always are...
-
So are you ;)
-
Wha'd you do???
-
You heard me.
-
He did everything!
-
Aim to please...
-
Come inside me
-
I do everytime...
-
Your insemination complete.
-
Now it itches...
-
Any last words?
-
It's cigarette time...
-
I've had better
-
Not with me.
-
who are you? :emot_rotf.gif: :emot_rotf.gif:
-
Don't wanna know... ;-)
-
Oh holy hell
-
No, just Nirvana... ;-)
-
Where's my wife?
-
Now really start!!
-
Just once more?
-
Lick this clean.
-
Oh, stop crying ::)
-
"Want Round two?"
-
Mmmm ooohh ahhhh
-
Now, you're mine
-
Never gonna happen!!
:police:
-
These chains hurt.
-
This Whip's worse!!
:police:
-
lets go again
-
You're how old?!?
-
Please, untie me.
-
Not a Chance
-
What's your name?
-
Call me Master >:D
-
Again Master? Pleeease.
-
When's your curfew?!?
-
Miss, check please!
-
I Want more
-
Suck Me, Bitch!
-
Let's Never Stop
-
You are Dismissed
-
Your Mine Always
-
{screamed loud enough to wake her parents... not that this ever happened to me personally... :] }
YOU CAME INSIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-
You want more !
Vi
-
The condom burst
Vi
-
My wife's home!
-
No birth control
-
"Well, what's next."
-
You, my sweet..... >:D
-
Fuck, my ass.
Or without the comma, "Fuck my ass."
-
As you wish >:D
-
Way to pervert my favorite movie swash -.-
Your cums tasty ;)
-
Dread
Pirate
Roberts
-
To the fireswamp!
-
To the PAIN
-
To the death!
-
to the climax
-
You please me
-
Your a tease
-
"Good game, man."
Followed by a pat on the butt. :emot_laughing.gif:
-
To the batcave
-
Can I leave?
-
Not so fast!
-
Stop your whimpering!
-
That was fun ;D
-
My turn next
-
Right here, GamerGal!!
Tony V. :police:
-
It's gangbang time
-
I go first.....
:police:
-
Tell no one!
-
But your friends.......
:police:
-
Please don't cry
-
I'm not crying
-
Don't laugh then......
:police:
-
But it's funny
-
Face or Pussy?
-
How about BOTH!!!
:police:
-
What's for Breakfast?
-
How about me?
-
Not before Me
-
Ill have both
-
Now that's yummy
-
All For Me
-
Let's get started
-
Any Time Dear
-
I'm getting wet
-
Im already hard
-
Fuck me please
-
Anytime, Anywhere, Anyhow
-
My room NOW
-
Pussy or booty?
-
Flip a coin
-
Pussy it is.
>:D
-
Your ass hurts?
-
Delightfully so dear
-
Sticky ickey mess
-
Clean up time
-
Lick it clean
-
Finger lickin good
-
The cat's hungry.
-
Mmmmm you're delicious
-
Vibater needs batteries
-
Triple'A' in drawer
-
Let's go again
-
Smell something burning?
-
Nooooooooooo My Cookies!!!
-
I've Got Candy
-
spread those cheeks >:D
-
Cookies come first
-
oh my god
-
God wont help >:D
-
Do it again!
-
With pleasure, Miss. >:D
-
Pass the pizza
Did you cum
Was it ok
Here's the fare
your moms better
Grab the towel
-
You're still here?
-
For You. . . Yessssss
-
On your knees!
-
As you wish!
-
Can you cook?
-
Order room service
-
Order room service
ROFL!
Excellent comeback... but:
YOU service ME!
-
Won't touch that
-
I'll touch you
-
Touch me where?
-
Touch you there
-
Ohhhhh yesssss there!
-
You like That
-
Yessss feels amazing
-
Lets Go Again
-
Go right ahead
-
I'll Take charge
-
Prepared for another?
-
Yes why not
-
Spread your legs!
-
But how wide?
-
ALL THE WAY!
-
You Taste Amazing
-
Now Your Ass. >:D :aol_anal:
-
Always ladies first emot_omfg.gif
-
Sex or oral?
-
Oral.. Yum yum >:D
....................
Pass the remote
-
Sucky Long Time
-
You charge WHAT........
-
You charge WHAT........
ROFL!
-
Not even close
-
I've had better
-
Don't say that
-
But it's true! :(
-
Look who's talking
-
Brokenwing 1 -Algore 0....lol
You Were amazing..
-
It's not over
-
I hope not
-
Wait till morning
-
Morning as well
-
NO!!!!! Pull OUT!!
-
That was it?
-
No, there's MORE!!.......
:police:
-
Sure hope so!
-
All night baby!
-
Wine, Women, Song
-
Your done already?
-
No. Hold still. >:D
-
Round 2 Nyx?
-
Go ahead, Scream
-
Round 2 Nyx?
No! She's mine!
-
Take a number. >:D
-
Snack drawer time!!!!!!
-
*rests legs on shoulders*
Found my snack.
-
Get my beer!
-
Shut up, Algore
-
Well you can have one too!
-
I want four
-
Getting six pack!
-
Get me tequila :)
-
Lemon or lime?
-
You stretched me
-
It wasn't much.
-
Pass the joint.
-
Now spank me :)
-
With pleasure puppy!
-
I want scones!
-
Nyx does too!!!!
-
Nyx does too!!!!
with strawberry jam
-
Nyx does too!!!!
with strawberry jam
On me? Or just with the scones? Both seem appropriate.
Now my turn!!
-
Where's the cat?
-
Every. Last. Drop.
-
Where's the cat?
Now I'm disturbed...
-
Where's the cat?
Now I'm disturbed...
You better not ever say that after...
Pass the candies!!!
-
Where's the cat?
Now I'm disturbed...
You better not ever say that after...
Pass the candies!!!
Candles are fun!
(I'm just disturbed that he lost the cat during sex WTF?)
-
Light my fire
-
My lighter's broken :(
-
(http://loyalkng.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/flamethrower.jpg)
Here. Use mine.
-
You've gotten better.
-
Is that it?
-
I want beer.
-
Let's go again!!!
-
Your Daddy's Calling
-
Fuck Me Daddy!!
-
That's my girl! ;)
-
Thank You Daddy~!
-
Make me breakfast
;-)
lol
-
~Breakfast is ready~
-
Where's the hashbrowns?!?
-
Back in Bed!!
-
Hashbrowns in bed?!?
-
surprise in bed!!
-
Love Alexis' surprises...
<3
-
... have evil idea
-
Round 2 Alexis?
-
My condom broke.
-
[smiles at vile8r]
I sabotaged it ...
-
Are those cookies?
-
Those are macaroons!!
-
No more cookies!
-
Those are nipples!
-
Time for spanking
-
Wanna go again
-
Who are you?
-
YOU HAVE WHAT ?
-
okay this is our words but one is a contraction but it works to.
You've started, you finished?
-
Say, 'vanilla cream pie"
-
Not Red Velvet?
-
Just my cane
-
In a hopeful tone of voice:
"Just spank me?"
-
Did You Cum?
-
Once, want more
-
Fetch my beer!
-
Damn good sex!
-
I need water!
-
You can leave
-
Eggs or Bacon?
-
What! Again Vile8r?
-
Where's the remote?
-
Pass the dutchie!
-
That's not mine!
-
Damn Good Girl!
-
Her: "Please untie me"
Him: "Gotta go, babe"
In that order, by the way.
-
Is it Sunday?
-
No more Tequila!
-
Need a doctor?
-
Don't touch me!
-
Get ready again!
-
honey im home
-
damn caught again!
-
stop poking me
-
You're done already?
-
Morning after pill?
-
stop it tickles
-
Where's the key?
-
Say Pretty Please!
-
More cock please!
-
Where's my kiss :emot_kiss.gif:
-
Is that it?
-
Need birth control!
-
I gotta pee
-
Great night darling
-
I gotta pee
Oops...Too late
-
One more time
-
damn breakfast's ready
-
Another round, Brit?
-
who are you?
-
Get off me!
-
That was.....adequate
-
does it hurt
-
Barely felt it
-
morning gorgeous,OUT!
-
Where's the mouthwash?
-
Want more juice?
-
It gets bigger.
-
You pregnant yet?
-
"are you in ?"
-
Morning good looking!
-
It would be a series of three statements and one declaration.
Oh my God! What the fuck! You're a man - EEEwwww!
-
Hoarse from Screaming!
-
The batteries died
-
The batteries died
hey that's cruel! :emot_rotf.gif:
you still horny?
-
There's my watch!
-
Did I squirt??!!!
-
In my eye!
-
Where's my vibrator?
-
In my shoe.
-
Get out now!
-
You're a cop?
-
Hey pay up!
-
It's your fault.
-
are you in?
-
Stay Longer Please!
-
What's that smell?
-
are you dead
-
are you dead
I was sleeping
-
Any time now.
-
go bathe skank!
-
I'm not him.
-
Coffee, tea, me?
-
That'll be $500
-
you accept Visa?
-
Swipe your card
-
After you Cum!
-
You done? Next!
-
You done? Next!
Here I am!
-
looser now dear!
-
I have herpes.
-
Game started yet?
-
Ass closed yet?
-
Please stop talking....
-
Some More Honey?
-
I warned you....
-
Well....whos next?
-
Ambulance is coming
-
here's your passport!
-
Hardly Eight Inches....
-
Damn You're deep!
-
You done? Already!?
-
Time For More!
-
Not even close.
-
Want to cuddle?
-
You're only 17?
-
I'm so fucked!
-
That's a wrap!
-
Clean the bed
-
Two more holes...
-
Untie me please
-
Don't tease me
-
Just please me
-
That's fucked up
-
My heart's fine!
-
Your sister called.
-
work needs me
-
Fucking Get Out
-
My arm's stuck.
-
Is This Shit?
-
Yes, eat it
-
Lick my ass
-
Them last two post were just for you gscmar64
-
Same time tomorrow?
-
That was quick..
-
Whose your friend?
-
Damn You're Tight!
-
NO! Not there!
-
Sorry- Ass man!
-
Can we cuddle?
-
Where's my sandwich?
-
Need a pill?
-
Untie the ropes
-
You paying up?
-
Okay, quit crying.
-
Got bombed again!
-
Lets go again
-
Get me snacks!!
-
Suck my cock
-
Suck my cock
That's probably the most real answer I've ever seen on here
"Start the PC!!!"
-
nothing better than a blowjob after snacks
Time for StarWars (yeah I cheated)
-
What's your name?
-
I have work
-
males, pleasant alternatives!
-
I'm not gay
-
Now lick it
-
So that's shibari
-
What's my name?
-
You- knotty Mistress!
-
My turn now?
-
Wonder Woman-HA!
-
What was that
-
More pretty please!
-
There's the door
-
There's the door
;D
Call your Mom
-
I gotta pee
-
That explains it
-
Breakfast coming up!
-
Let's go again
-
Blow me hard!
-
50 Bucks please
-
I feel dirty
-
Who is Bob?
-
No mas Tequila!
-
Are you sore?
-
I am washed-up
-
Need To Wipe?
-
That's what stung!
-
Need more rubbers
-
We meet again!
-
Lose my number.
-
god damn alcohol!
-
Hubby's coming home.
-
Now I'm gay.
-
Condom? What condom?
-
"I've had better!"
-
Oh ... not again
-
I'll have another
-
The bed's broken.
-
Get to Work
-
Your brother's better.
-
I´m almost drowned
-
You Sore yet?
-
You Sore yet?
Yes i am
-
Never, ever again.
-
Beach, next Babe?
-
Now pay me.
-
next time okay?
-
Dick too small.
-
Dick wich Dick
-
You deserve more!
-
who are you?
-
Lovely wasn't it?
-
I've got chlamydia
-
Penicillin, my dear?
-
Now untie me.
-
But We're Married!
-
Now untie me.
Sorry..I absolutely LOVED that response :]
May I cum?
-
Cum Away Dawn!
-
Who are you?
-
Your Latest lover!
-
EEEK get out!
-
Blondes are better!
-
Your wife's calling
-
More To Cum!
-
time to die!
-
ready to die?
-
great pre-execution fuck
-
kill me now!
-
Wasn't that bad
-
Better Than None!
-
I've had better
-
I loved it
-
Return for more?
-
gotta go cya
-
Brown Eye Winking?
-
you wanted it!
-
Loved it baby!
-
Hmmmmpf Hmmmpf Hmmmpf
*stupid duct tape*
-
You came already??? ::): >:D
-
Another Jagermeister Mistake!
-
Hmmmmpf Hmmmpf Hmmmpf
*stupid duct tape*
;D
good one!
-
get off me!
-
Best Sex Ever!
-
In your dreams
-
Make you breakfast?
-
Man:...Ooh... My... God!!!
Woman....That Was It??
-
I would make a "Meh" sound and go "That was...ok" in a tone that suggested that it wasn't.
-
Not bad newbie!
-
Next time naked!
-
WHERE'S MY MONEY!
-
Damn inflatabel doll!...
-
just Kill me!
-
I am dead!
-
I claim Rape!
-
Where's my breakfast?
-
Was he better?
-
Damn not again!
-
...condom was broken?
-
No more lube
-
feed Me Now!
-
Open wide... zip
-
Not into Men!
-
Well, you tried.
-
Didn't need more!
-
I move out!
-
Black Coffee Right?
-
Need one 'ciggy'... ::)
-
(ha! ha! +merit)
You still asleep?
-
My first time!
-
Not turning Gay!
-
I was gay...
-
Gave me What?
-
Better than nothing...
-
Italian Go Home!
-
"Uh, not again."
-
X-ray Vision needed!
-
...wake up now!
-
Going Home Now?
-
Going home now...
-
Goodbye, Don't call!
-
...not satisfied, what?
-
Norlevo needed mister?
-
God bless Internet!
-
Breakfast... then out!
-
Do it again!
-
Wanna try women?
-
Man...not now!
-
gotta date women!
-
Taking a break
-
My Ass hurts!
-
Did my duty!
-
Please no More
-
...what about tonight?
-
One more time?
-
next the whip!
-
Remove the plug!
-
I have headache.
-
No more Excuses!
-
I felt better...
-
You Satisfied Yet?
-
Satisfied?...Roger Rabbit!
-
Sucked, Fucked, leave!
-
From now Bramacharia!
-
Need cab fare?
-
All this sex!
-
YOU GO HOME!!
-
Remember me please?
-
it doesn't matter!
-
Can perform better!
-
Man needs Woman
-
You two stop!
-
Next one Millie!
-
No sex anymore?
-
Wanna Try Women?
-
Millie, Millie, Millie... ;D
-
That was gross
-
You still here!
-
Untie me please
-
Promise To Return
-
Not Damn Likely!
-
Let's do anal...
-
My ass hurts
-
A good girl.
-
Let's do anal...
Where's my strapon?
-
You screwed Me!
-
You loved it
-
I Want More
-
See you later...
-
Same Time tomorrow?
-
WHAT?...BROKEN CONDOM???
-
What child support?
-
He - Really Liked it...
She - Yes...#MeToo
-
Not tonight, headache!
-
He - my first time...
She - ...and your last!
-
I need more
-
I'm still sore
-
Never Done That!
-
What you again?
-
Did I cum?
-
You Want Breakfast?
-
Tastes like chicken
-
Want another go?
-
I'm not resisting!
-
Going Home Now?
-
That's a first...
-
You Roofied Me
-
Dont't go, stay
-
Untie you? No.
-
Where's the key?
-
You have AIDS?
-
let's order pizza
-
Get Out NOW!
-
Grab my purse
-
Love you Dear
-
your husband called
-
Your wife called.
(Excuse the lack of originality, but it was too obvious to pass up.)
-
( okay it's fits the current line of thinking!)
Your pimp called!
-
Is that red?
-
need pain medication
-
Who are you?
-
You're not Dawn!
-
Should it burn?
-
Hold my hand
-
How'd you fit!?
-
Let's talk politics.
-
The bed's broken.
-
Pancakes or cocaine?
(What can I say, I'm service-minded!)
-
Damn Jose Cuervo!
-
That really hurt!
-
Am i Bleeding?
-
Shit! Wrong bedroom!
-
Coming Back again?
-
Oh, stop crying!
-
You can leave.
-
You're only 17????
-
Need Cab fare?
-
Who are you??
-
Your best yet!
-
System shutting down.
(Robot sex, basically, when the robot in question is overheating from the sex...sorry to explain the joke.)
-
Should it burn?
-
It's not contagious.
-
Did you finish?
-
I feel hungry
-
was that taped?
-
Don't tell mom. emot_omfg.gif
-
Did you cum?
-
Did I cum?
(Sorry for the quick double post; this second one came to my head immediately after the first one.)
-
What was that?
-
I'm late again
-
I Didn't Cum
-
The bed's wet.
-
you nasty man
-
(What I got used to hearing after a session with Mistress/Wife)
"Are you in?"
-
Damn Inflatable Doll!
-
Damn Thank you!
-
My balls hurt
-
My ass hurts!
-
My pride hurts!
-
Only one orgasm?
-
You still around?
-
Call a taxi
-
Was it washed!?
-
Is he breathing?
-
You're Not Sated?
-
Supper was better.
-
Shower then leave!
-
Leave your wallet
-
You fucked me!
-
I smell funny
-
Did you climax?
-
Where's my phone?
-
You were sleeping????
-
Morning after pill?
-
Liverpool scores again!!
-
Indian As if!
-
Happy Women's Day.
-
Don't regift that!
-
It gets harder
-
You enjoy it?
-
Did you sleep?
-
A fifth time!?
-
Virgin no more!
-
I'm not gay!
-
Coffee then out!
-
Make it stop!
-
You didn't choke?
-
Owww, my back!
-
What was salty?
-
I'm in heaven!
-
Fantastic as usual!
-
Fuck..that's it?
-
nymphomaniac aren't you?
-
it's not small
-
Not that small
-
Really, not small
-
it is tiny
-
you're so cruel :emot_rotf.gif:
-
You like it
-
You're always right. :(
-
Fuck! I'm late!
-
Lick it clean
-
Clean it good.
-
Leave me alone
-
That was great
-
She left already?
-
you're female right?
-
you're female right?
Merit earned!!! :emot_rotf.gif: Nowadays......that's a good question to ask!
-
Was that normal?
-
Wanna Meet Mom?
-
Here comes Dad!
-
Lost my virginity!
-
You're my cousin?
-
You're my cousin?
Merit earned!
Loved it Mommy!
-
You're my cousin?
Merit earned!
Loved it Mommy!
I think for that , you shall earn a merit too! (when I can do it)
-
I'm shaved now.
-
One hundred men.
-
One hundred men.
I'm only human
-
Give it back
either her virginity or his sperm!
-
You bit me.
-
Same Time Tonight?
-
Take these off.
-
Should it burn?
-
Call 911 now!
-
Vice Cop, Noway!
-
My shirt's ripped
-
I'm only fourteen!
-
Where's my pills?
-
You're Safe Right?
-
It's you again?
-
That was Different
-
Vice Cop, Noway!
You're under arrest!
-
Vice Cop, Noway!
You're under arrest!
:emot_rotf.gif:
-
Why so sad?
-
Hurt did it?
-
It's already morning?
-
I gotta go!
-
I owe you?
-
Not Now Bitch!
-
I need rest
-
Tomorrow Is Fine!
-
Same time tomorrow?
-
You bent it
-
Ten times-record!
-
You're pregnant already?
-
It WAS inside!
-
Over at last
-
Over and Goodnight!
-
My girlfriend called.
-
Want a three-way?
-
Shit! Condom broke!
-
It's Lodged Where?
-
The bed's broken
-
Nothing has changed
-
It was different
-
Still prefer girls?
-
Sally was better
-
Seriously just leave!
-
Hug me please
-
Cuddle time now?
-
Take your pill
-
Where's the condom?
-
It was expired?
-
Feel pregnant yet?
-
Size doesn't matter
-
Well, up yours
-
Wait...you're done?
-
I never started
-
I never came
-
I came once
-
Once your ready
-
Kiss your what?
-
Kiss My Ass!
-
Lick my nuts
-
Did that bite?
-
Hey! Don't bite!
-
Not your finger
-
Who's Limp dicked?
-
Don't give attitude
-
You'll be back!
-
I'm not Larry
-
I'm not Larry
No, you're Moe. You fucked Larry
:emot_rotf.gif:
-
I'm not Larry
No, you're Moe. You fucked Larry
:emot_rotf.gif:
Hey! I'm Curly!
-
Line up guys!
-
Are you next?
-
Could you shave?
-
It turned purple
-
That's a waiver!
-
I plead ignorance.
-
I'm hard again
-
Are you crying?
-
Do I Belong?
-
Are you single?
-
Why the ring?
-
Suck me off
-
Blow me babe!
-
Is that blood?
-
Why's it pinkish?
-
That was fun!
-
Females! Who Knew?
-
Can we kiss?
-
Shall we cuddle
-
Sign this release.
-
you want what?
-
Your mom called.
-
You're going where?
-
Good morning, officer
-
Your daddy's here?
-
Enough Already, PLEASE!
-
Tried my best :(
-
Good morning, officer
ID, sir, ma'am.
-
Call a cab!!
-
Lost my wallet.
-
Where is it?
-
My ass hurts.
-
I've had bigger.
-
Money's over here!
-
What? Only fifty?
-
I’m your cousin
-
My cousin, Jess?
-
A long shot!!
-
I came lots
-
Never Say That!
-
You're not bisexual?
-
I'm not leaving!
-
Change the sheets
-
Bathroom is free!
-
Wipe it off
-
Who are you?
-
So that's sex!
-
That was......ok
-
Rear action now?
-
What was that??
-
My condom's gone!
-
You were amazing
-
My back's out!
-
My wrist hurts.
-
Where'd Jessica Go?
-
You're not Dawn.
-
Who wants Sara?
-
Love you Sara
-
You're next sweetheart!
-
I'm her husband
-
Guys Done Saturdays
-
I'm still horny
-
Sleep time now!
-
Tea or coffee?
-
I'm hungry Darling!
-
Then gobble up!!
-
Want Chicken Legs?
-
My wallet's missing
-
Damn you to...[thud!]
-
Damn these condoms!
-
Was I good?
-
You were okay
-
Damn You're Messy!
-
Got a tissue?
-
I have mints
-
Could you wipe?
-
That costs extra!
-
Gone by Morning?
-
Swallow it, please.
-
I'm tired now!
-
There's no breakfast?
-
I'm calling Maury!
-
You weren't faking?
-
Let's Sleep together
-
Was that filming?
-
Damn Good Honey
-
I've been scratched.
-
Hurt did it?
-
Call a doctor
-
Does Mommy approve?
-
Mom heard us
-
hey it's pink!
-
Damn I'm good!
-
Love your tang!
-
Untie my feet
-
Tears Of Joy?
-
Are you laughing?
-
it's still inside!
-
I hear whistling
-
Stop Wiping bitch!
-
Go home now!
-
Damn Nice Ass!
-
Your sister swallowed
-
just screams this after yours for this site!
My sister swallows!
-
Another ass fuck?
-
Want to gargle?
-
That tasted horrible
-
Best. Day. Ever!!!!
-
Fuck you, again?
-
Of course, Jo!!!!!
-
Let’s go again!!
-
Need a break?
-
It's a KitKat!!!
-
Why does this taste off?
-
Cash or Card
-
Cash or Card
Eternal Credit, please!
-
Worth every penny!
-
Next customer, please.
-
1000th person served!
-
It's a KitKat!!!
Merit earned!!! ;D
-
You were easy
-
Do I get something to play with?
-
Tried my best
-
Wasn't the worst
-
We go again
-
Let me rest
-
Get back up!!
-
Fucked me over!
-
You want lunch?
-
That's me fucked!
-
Let me go!!!
-
But I'm raw!
-
The bed’s broken
-
I took pictures
-
damn good video!
-
I warned you!
-
Nice blush Bitch!
-
Drop me home
-
Put it down!
-
Never had sisters!
-
I am happy
-
Goodnight John Boy
-
Are those sirens?
-
Damn carpet burn
-
Smell my finger
-
Daddy's Home- Bye!
-
Goodnight John Boy
:emot_rotf.gif: :emot_rotf.gif: :emot_rotf.gif:
-
Smell my finger
:emot_rotf.gif:
-
Officer, I'm innocent
-
Was that real?
-
My turn Now?
-
Stop recording this!!
-
We're on Pornhub!
-
Please untie me
-
Kiss me first
-
It's still inside!
-
See yourself out
-
Where am I?
-
Who are you?
-
What is this? (Said whilst looking around wherever you've had sex.)
-
Worth every penny!
-
Money for taxi?
-
Brits are better!
-
Mmm Maple syrup!!!
-
Wow you're limp!
-
My husband’s home.
-
Damn You're married!
-
He was watching
-
Was that Taped?
-
Didn’t hear “no”
-
STD be damned!
-
No more sex!
-
Check out time!
-
I made rent!
-
He's Gotta Go!
-
Get my whip
-
I'm Spent Babe!
-
Use the plunger!!
-
That's bike riding?
-
I feel used
-
Use the plunger!!
Brain went in three directions with that one. Have a merit.
My ass's ruined!
-
shall we sext?
-
That was mediocre
-
Something was missing!
-
What’s an orgasm?
-
Understand "jackhammer" now!
-
You were pathetic.
-
It hurts there!
-
Should it bleed?
-
You're a nun?
-
Bless me Father!
-
For I’ve sinned
-
You're a nun?
In novitiate, actually.
-
Bless me Father!
For I’ve sinned
for that answer god says a merit comes!
Spermicide my dear?
-
Where's the condom?
-
On the floor
-
is that Cum?
-
Here’s a tissue
-
Smells Like Tuna
-
About that drink!
-
Shiny when dried!
-
Where's my car?
-
Pull out bitch!
-
Come here often?
-
Next time anal!
-
Out you go!
-
I love you!
-
Untie me please
-
Dumb Cum Taker
-
Like your eyes
-
You Done Goofy?
-
That will stain
-
Please don't shout!
-
My Persian Carpet!!!
-
Does That Stain?
-
Who’s next up?
-
Mom's Not you!
-
Don’t mention Mum
-
Dad taught me!
-
I can tell!!!
-
Dad Had You?
-
You're an alien?
-
Check my visa
-
Fuck my life!
-
Did they hear?
-
Do Me Again?
-
I’m ready again.!!
-
Intercourse Stage two!
-
Come on then!!
-
Get back here!
-
I'm turning gay!
-
I'm turning gay!
Now that's earns a merit!
I'm in heaven
-
Down to hell!!
-
Remember I'm Sensitive!
-
Covered in bruises!!
-
Praise My Ability!
-
These your dentures?
-
These your dentures?
:emot_rotf.gif: :emot_rotf.gif: :emot_rotf.gif:
-
Coffee or tea?
-
Must. Try. Harder!
-
These your dentures?
:emot_rotf.gif: :emot_rotf.gif: :emot_rotf.gif:
Oh damn when I can this is merit material!
Not bad Huh?
-
Any Spare Change?
-
Did you fart?
-
The dog’s barking
-
Where'd You Go?
-
Praise the Lord
-
You're my first!
-
Is there blood?
-
Morning my lover!
-
Ah it’s you
-
Coming Back Tonight?
-
Untie me first!!
-
You Still Awake?
-
What’s for dinner?
-
Want more cum?
-
Oh I’m easy!
-
Easy peasy Baby!
-
I see stars
-
Your time’s up!
-
Am I Alive?
-
It’s gone everywhere
-
Canada 'Welcums' You!
-
It's already noon?
-
Silly little girl
-
Hurt Did It?
-
I really tried!
-
Sorry! Came early!
-
Your wife’s calling!
-
Marry Me Please?
-
Yes!! yes!! Yes!!!
-
Pearl necklace next?
-
Get off me!!!
-
I want feedback
-
Carry on screaming!
-
Shut up fool!
-
So any mail?
-
mail or MALE!
-
The postman’s hot!!
-
Cum again soon!
-
You're my boss?
-
Who's your brother?
-
Practice makes perfect
-
You Practice today?
-
Better than solo
-
Two makes heat
-
Where's my blindfold?
-
Hey You're Dripping!
-
It’s been fun!!
-
I loved you!
-
Money Well spent
-
Read me poetry!!
-
Need more Cock?
-
Out of ten?
-
Ten... I'm gone!
-
Ok, who farted?
-
Don't Spray me!
-
Never your fault?
-
Damn Sexy Girl!
-
I wasn't asking
-
Please don't cry!
-
Lights always off!!
-
What a face!
-
That’s a gun?
-
That's just pathetic
-
No means no!!!
-
It wasn't rape!
-
Was that taped?
-
Want a sandwich?
-
I've just eaten
-
Fix the shower!
-
Lick me clean?
-
That’s £10 please
-
You're worth more!
-
We can negotiate
-
Don't pay her!
-
The girlfriend experience?
-
Lets be friends!
-
I’ll call you
-
Not fucking likely
-
Another Guy girls?
-
A good Guy!!
-
You like Hun?
-
You're not Jewish?
-
Bareback rules right?
-
Wasn’t expecting that
-
I want more!
-
Less is more
-
My sexual Goddess
-
My Captain Planet!!
-
You Pleased Milady?
-
Thank you Sir
-
With you again?
-
Meet my cat!!!
-
Another night wasted
-
Free I.U.D. Miss?
-
Let me explain
-
Never gonna stop!
-
Hold it there
-
You Squeezed ME!
-
Are you crying??
-
Does it hurt?
-
Hands are sore
-
My bed's Soiled!
-
I'm in trouble.
-
The condom split!
-
You raped me!
-
I'm telling Mom!
-
That was freaky!!
-
I'm Not Satisfied
-
Your pimp watched?
-
Join my stable?
-
Do you smoke?
-
What's Sloppy seconds?
-
I'm going celibate
-
Bless me Father
-
I just did!
-
Hair is destroyed
-
Games on darling!
-
You roll first
-
Why you swearing!
-
Dry your eyes
-
Taste it please!
-
It’s quite salty
-
I peed myself
-
This Looks Contagious
-
Make the bed
-
Make out again?
-
My bum hurts
-
Would fucking help?
-
oooops it broke
-
Morning after pill??
-
It's Coming out!
-
We'll get married
-
That wasn’t rape
-
At least smile
-
I'm the daddy!
-
No more footjobs!!
-
Sorry I Missed!
-
Your Sisters Better
-
Incest rules Bro!
-
you proud mum?
-
Brothers in arms
-
Here's a ring!
-
The roofey worked
-
Girl Met Boy!
-
I always cry
-
We sleep now?
-
I’m too excited
-
I'm a Goddess!!
-
You overate yourself.
-
Numbers don't lie.
-
Didn't cum once
-
What’s on Telly?
-
Nine months Baby!
-
Better then Saville
-
Go home now!
-
My ear’s ringing
-
Should it Burn?
-
don't mount again!
-
Fido get off
-
Where’s it gone?
-
I'm thirsty now!
-
Where’s my knickers?
-
Around My neck......
Tony V. :police:
-
Oh you’re naughty!!
-
Treat me bad
-
I'd LOVE to!!!
Tony V. :police:
-
Unlock The handcuffs!
-
Handcuff him instead!
-
So ropes- Out?
-
Where am I?
-
Back Seat next?
-
[ To Jessica..... ]
In My Lair....
Tony V. :police:
-
Suck my balls
-
Suck not bite!
-
Make the tea
-
I did what??
-
Hey I'm dripping!
-
Well done you!!!
-
Good girl Linda!
-
Don't Love You
-
2mins!! New record!!
-
You're a professional!
-
I feel sick
-
Raping ain’t easy
-
My pimps back!!
-
Sorry I spewed!
-
I just came
-
Came or cummed?
-
Just kill me
-
With this ring!
-
Come here again
-
hey it's shrinking!
-
That’s a wrap
-
It's stuck inside!
-
Little help please!!
-
We're now engaged.
-
No, you're married!
-
Now we're divorced
-
Don’t come back!!
-
please come again!
-
Someone is knocking
-
Baby Bombs Delivered!
-
My back aches
-
Need to divorce
-
Call Maury Now!
-
Get me flowers
-
Spilt Some Dear!
-
You sicken me
-
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!!
-
Where's my boxers?
-
Open the window!!
-
Can we kiss?
-
We sure can!!!
-
Do you French?
-
See my tongue.
-
your clean right?
-
You're not Asian!
-
What's that dangling?
-
Far too hairy
-
Four outta ten.
-
Don't rate me!
-
Earn your keep
-
You screamed lots.
-
You pinched me.
-
you preggers yet?
-
You’re firing blanks!!!
-
No Miss Frigid!
-
It’s cold here
-
Warming you up!
-
Make it hotter!!
-
need abortion pill?
-
The movie's over.
-
Pay the rent.
-
It wasn't me!
-
What’s for dinner?
-
Alright came together!
-
You’re a dynamo
-
You're into me!
-
You’re still inside
-
Help I'm stuck!
-
Get out now!!!
-
Your Place rocks!
-
Is it hard?
-
Baby want more?
-
Thank me now
-
Kill me now
-
Better call 911
-
I'm still hard
-
Is that real?
-
Blow me Again?
-
Oh ok then
-
Shower?, Sleep?, ME?
-
One more time.
-
I came again!
-
"Thank you Mom!"
-
Incest is best.
-
dad scored me!
-
Are you comfortable?
-
Blue Ball drained!
-
Kiss it better
-
Love? No Lust!
-
Catch that monkey
-
Blew me away
-
You been spunked!
-
My hair again!!!
-
you like cumnog?
-
Salty as always
-
To the bath!
-
We're on TV?
-
It was big!!
-
spermicide in bathroom
-
"Thank you Grandma!"
-
Off to dreamland
-
Tuck me in
-
Tuck or fuck?
-
Up to you.
-
Licking you over!
-
I’m blushing now!
-
Pink's your colour!
-
Got any milk?
-
Why you dry?
-
Turn over please
-
You snoring girl?
-
I can’t see
-
Here's a towel!
-
Got pink eye
-
prefer brown Eye!
-
It’s very sticky
-
You satisfied yet?
-
I’m never satisfied
-
Wrong person then!
-
Now you’re next
-
Climb on board!
-
So so soft!!!
-
Clingy aren't you!
-
Give me more!!
-
Who Paid Who?
-
Thats a rubber
-
The bed broke!
-
Ah not again
-
ny new lover!
-
Pass the Jam
-
What's new Darling?
-
I want toast.
-
yes Sir Master!
-
What’s that noise?
-
can you walk?
-
Can I see?
-
Gaze away babe!
-
I have herpes.
-
Penicillin in Drawer
-
Should it itch?
-
Put that away!
-
Where's the condom?
-
Why’s it empty?
-
Good for you?
-
That wasn’t bad
-
Wipe before moving!
-
Already hard again?
-
Gotta Love Viagra!
-
Is it real?
-
Three Holes? Cool!
-
Where’s my teddy?
-
Right here Babe!
-
I'm a man!
-
Well I’m done!
-
I've just started
-
I’ll get help
-
Want More Stimulation?
-
Where's your thumb?
-
Clean me up?
-
Turn me over
-
See Your Bits!
-
I got dirty
-
I'm always Dirty!
-
Shame on you
-
You're already asleep?
-
Were they bouncy?
-
:'( Sorry for biting!
-
Why’s it red?
-
you spilt something!
-
It’s your seed?
-
Jessica Junior's dead!
-
Must cool down!!
-
shall we bathe?
-
Pizza guy's here
-
candle gone out!
-
Keep it lighting!!
-
You need anything?
-
I’m your first?
-
I’m your first?
In my dreams!
You want WHAT?!!
-
You’re too late
-
you coming back?
-
I’m just coming
-
You Love Cock?
-
Mmmm, delicious pussy.
-
Hand? Pussy's better!
-
Where's my underwear?
-
Panties Not needed!
-
Out of 10?
-
Damn you're deep!
-
I can't breathe
-
you broke me!
-
Just a Dream
-
Dreams Became Reality!
-
I just woke
-
Staying right here!
-
Look at this
-
Come on over!
-
In my handbag
-
I'm keeping these! (Holding up her panties!)
-
I’m keeping this (holds my belly)
-
Sweet Nectar Jessica!
-
You like Cuddles?
-
Cuddles Snuggle Bunny?
-
Moving in soon?
-
Left side's Mine!
-
Make me tea!!!
-
Doubting me now?
-
My back’s sore
-
you take cheques?
-
Cash or plastic
-
Lick Each Other?
-
Ticked off list!!!
-
Body Wash Needed?
-
Give me food!!!
-
Times up...........now!
-
I cummed! You?
-
Sorry, wet myself!!
-
Clean up please!
-
Use your tongue.
-
You smell Tuna?
-
How much left?
-
Enough for you!
-
Start talking dirty!!
-
Use Your mouth!
-
Make me bitch!
-
Crack my whip
-
Suck it again!
-
Fluffy handcuffs time
-
Don't Bite That!
-
Remove yourself immediately
-
Another session tomorrow?
-
Wake up Sis
-
No more Incest!
-
Oops sorry sir
-
you're mine now!
-
Can I go?
-
Did you cum?
-
Not this time
-
Please Miss... More?
-
Make me breakfast
-
On your bike!!
-
You're Dripping dear!
-
Grab a towel
-
Sponge bathe me?
-
Happy ending time?
-
What's Happy Ending?
-
Happiness with hands
-
breath Mint dear?
-
You lost it.
-
Never had it!
-
Am I wet?
-
Wet enough that...?
-
Just check it
-
never underestimate me!
-
That was intense
-
Wait what's missing?
-
Just my clothes
-
Planning on staying?
-
I'm going home
-
Good riddance then!
-
Not so loud
-
That was heavenly
-
Must tell Mum
-
Daddy journal's wrong!
-
He misspelt incest
-
You need lessons!
-
You wanna dance?
-
Mattress Mumba Again?
-
Phone work first
-
Wait there’s more?
-
Bring it on!
-
Jelly legs again
-
Same again please
-
That was better
-
Friends welcomed babe!
-
My jaw hurts
-
You wanna try...?
-
That costs extra
-
Vaginal? Anal? Oral?
-
Is it over?
-
Ready To go?
-
I love you?
-
Me or cock?
-
Oh that thing
-
Their my knickers!
-
I'm in them!
-
Take a picture
-
Stop scratching it
-
Change the bedding
-
You've changed me!
-
Please come again
-
Plough the furrow
-
I'm not sated?
-
Feed the cat
-
Try doggy Next
-
You’re a stallion
-
Something hugged me!
-
Say the word!!
-
I Love Sex!
-
That’s pillow talk
-
Sleepy bye time!
-
I’m going home
-
You'll Come again!
-
I'll never leave
-
Is it raining?
-
That's not whitener!
-
Open a bottle
-
Where's my condom?
-
I need payment
-
one Dollar enough?
-
And 50c change
-
Wanna try Viagra?
-
All over me!!!
-
Never over you!
-
Come over here
-
So that's cum!
-
Hit me again?
-
Oh stop crying!
-
It’s covered everything
-
It's Calorie Free!
-
Who counts calories?
-
You said surprise
-
Next! Opening backdoor!
-
Share those sweets
-
glaze your doughnut?
-
Tongue that hole
-
Remove That finger!
-
And this one?
-
I'm not done!
-
Good to know!
-
My finger's stuck!
-
Don't wiggle then!
-
How was it?
-
You couldn't tell?
-
Too much talking
-
Oh, quiet sex??!!
-
Just keep staring
-
Use the blindfold
-
On your side
-
Reach over then
-
Lights off now
-
You next darling?
-
Well about time!
-
Now tights off!!
-
Who's tongued this?
-
Sorry, my fault
-
Where’s your floppy?
-
Mr. Hard's Ready!
-
Oh it is!
-
Out my way!
-
Threes a crowd
-
More the merrier
-
Three's an orgy
-
I’ll just watch
-
Enjoy the show
-
Bed Is wrecked
-
So Am I!
-
You're both fit!
-
Oh, my ass!
-
Lick my balls
-
Slurp! Slurp! Slurp!
-
Ready For Bed?
-
Your turn now
-
Lap or Penetrate?
-
Lap me please
-
Virginity is overrated!
-
Who's the virgin?
-
Don't ask that!
-
What’s your name?
-
I feel Sleepy!
-
Don’t you snore!!
-
Did you Queef?
-
Are you naked?
-
So that's anal!
-
Plug it in
-
Consider this Home!
-
Some tissue please
-
You're who again?
-
Oh my goodness
-
your name- Goddess!
-
Take me home
-
Home To Bed?
-
Why pee now?
-
Wipe or lick?
-
Shower or scrape?
-
Shower or bath?
-
Pat me dry?
-
More Pillow Talk
-
Super pillowing San
-
That's my side!
-
Scratch my back
-
Proves I'm heterosexual!
-
A Trouser Snake
-
You Corrupted Me!
-
Scratch my back?
-
her's your ring!
-
In your cage!
-
Whipped or waxed?
-
Whip me now!!
-
You like ropes?
-
Are you tired?
-
You need anything?
-
Taking a shower?
-
Washing my hands
-
No hand towel!
-
Use some tissue
-
I'll lick it!
-
Put
Diaries
Together
-
What You Writing?
-
Text me babe
-
Is That Sirens?
-
Oh that again
-
Are You Underage?
-
Play it again
-
Never say NO!
-
Honey, I’m home!!
-
Wanta Cum darling?
-
Nicely does it!!
-
Take your time
-
Condom Or Bareback?
-
Left a bit
-
I can't breathe!
-
Long way down!!
-
It's worth it
-
Stamp my card
-
Stamp my arse!
-
Have we met?
-
next option-Orgy!
-
Heads or tails?
-
you back again?
-
I never left
-
Are You sore?
-
Was that sandpaper?
-
Give me strength
-
Another Dip okay!
-
Those aren't breadsticks!!
-
Ooh that tickled
-
Wipe yourself down
-
no don't salute!
-
Let me out!
-
Promise to stay!
-
Well blow me!
-
Always Ladies First!
-
Posted on RU!
-
Posted on RU!
Now that earns a merit!
I'm a priest!
-
I'm a priest!
Oh my, father!
-
I'm a priest!
Oh my, father!
Incest works huh?
-
You still horny?
-
Please define horny
-
I’m bloody starving
-
More Cum d'jour?
-
Is that French?
-
Is French Needed?
-
I’ll show you
-
So that's French!
-
Where’s my undies?
-
What is next?
-
your hearts desires!
-
A little peace
-
You got me!
-
That was smokin'
-
Same next week?
-
Your place right?
-
Unless you stay!
-
I’ll bring candles
-
Glass of Wine?
-
Red or white ?
-
Up to you!
-
We’ll have white
-
Red for us
-
It’s all good
-
I'll clean up
-
I'll dirty you!
-
I'll clean AGAIN
-
Clean me too?
-
Yes, why not?
-
It’s sponge time
-
Keep the change
-
Where's my Balls?
-
In my purse
-
More please Mister
-
Horny Little devil!
-
Fancy a wank!!!
-
Not got bits!
-
Colon Check dear?
-
Let's get checked
-
Enjoy gynae chair?
-
Have we met?
-
You're my wife!
-
On the pill
-
Shall I beg!
-
On your knees!
-
My knees hurt
-
Practice makes perfect
-
You Still Wet?
-
More napkins please
-
Let's go shower
-
After you sir
-
Next customer please
-
Why so sorry?
-
That was quick!!
-
Time For More!
-
Well blow me
-
Rather Fuck you!
-
Go for it!
-
Don't play favourites
-
Take a number!
-
I said maybe
-
Once more Please!
-
My grandmother's friend?
-
Form a queue
-
three hole girl?
-
Yes, three holer
-
That's just tacky
-
Jealous are you?
-
When aren't I?
-
See me out?
-
There’s the door
-
Kiss me goodbye!
-
What? After that?
-
Did you cum?
-
Let me check
-
that's my t-shirt!
-
Come get it
-
Don't Stretch it!
-
You cheeky git!!!!
-
Not my problem!
-
It will be
-
We need others!
-
What just happened?
-
Rachel Dropped by!
-
... and what happened?
-
we played Sorry!
-
my underwear's ripped
-
Left ... more ... there!
-
Why hide this?
-
For public relations
-
Ashamed of me?
-
Call a pizza?
-
Sausage on it!
-
You seem to be quite anal
-
Fancy a ciggie?
-
You seem to be quite anal
That's a six in a three zone - first warning, next a written notification, third offense it's to my office to explain yourself!
You were smoking!
-
Glass of wine?
-
need a straw?
-
I need oxygen
-
Open the window!
-
Phew, that's better
-
Towelette my dear?
-
Might need three
-
Chew on that
-
Oh naughty boy
-
naughtier the better!
-
I hear voices
-
That's me whispering!
-
I got spooked
-
Wasn't it lovely?
-
Oh just smashing!!
-
You're for me!
-
Works for me
-
Don't touch that!
-
I won't, honest!
-
Are we good?
-
Pretty Dman good
-
Are you done?
-
Didn't expect that?
-
My umbrella’s broken
-
No way Blood!
-
Any more coming?
-
Say my name!!
-
Evacuated the seamen
-
Are we agreed?
-
I’ve got Herpes
-
Herpes Greek God?
-
you contaminated me!
-
It'll heal eventually
-
Mission semen accomplished
-
Care to cuddle?
-
Cuddles sound good
-
Ready for more?
-
What, yet again?
-
Shall I sing?
-
Just a minute
-
need a drink!
-
One for road?
-
Who is she?
-
Don't you know?
-
Just leave now
-
I love you!
-
I can change!!
-
Change is good!
-
My clothes first
-
What is that?
-
My hairs messy
-
Showering time again
-
Wash your back?
-
Oh yes please
-
can i touch?
-
What a satyr
-
records them innocently
-
Wanna Join us?
-
Did I graduate?
-
Want an orgy?
-
Can I see?
-
Oooh I'm sore
-
Sleep It Off!
-
Pass the moisturiser
-
Oil or Cream
-
Oh my god
-
You Fucking GOD?
-
Untie you later
-
Mums calling later
-
Is she cute?
-
A bit old
-
Still Sexually Active?
-
I believe so
-
She Coming over?
-
In five minutes
-
I like mummies!
-
Go To Egypt
-
You teasing me!
-
I’m shagged out
-
Then let's cuddle!
-
Will we spoon?
-
It Might Enter!
-
Keep it in
-
Just don’t come
-
You spoil sport!
-
Pull it out
-
Back or Front?
-
My back door
-
Easy not cheap
-
I like cheap
-
Not easy though
-
Was it good?
-
Average at best
-
Hard to please
-
back to google!
-
Google good techniques
-
Google new Girlfriend!
-
Just make tea
-
yes dear immediately!
-
Go To Sleep
-
Are you awake?
-
I better be!
-
Put me down
-
Once more please?
-
How did you ...
-
Viagra Works Evie!
-
Meds to rescue
-
Care To Sixty-Nine?
-
Bring me food
-
Right way up?
-
back doored yet?
-
you need lube?
-
Whole Tube Please!
-
here it is
-
Squirt it in!
-
spread it open
-
Please Be Gentle!
-
I will try
-
Use a condom
-
Get another room
-
Can't we share?
-
Okay, after sex
-
Share you also?
-
How'd that work?
-
Figure it Out ;)
-
Fingered it out?
-
Fingers Are Involved!
-
Gift wrapped semen
-
you liked it!
-
I loved it
-
That was breathtaking
-
I must nap
-
Phew I'm f**ked
-
Same time tomorrow?
-
Mmm call me
-
Just die quietly
-
Snoring wasn't cool
-
Watch The Feet!
-
Let's clean up
-
Don't touch that!
-
Oh sorry pardon
-
Who’s next up?
-
Where's the key?
-
Check my drawers
-
Cool me down
-
Run a shower
-
Where was I?
-
In the shower?
-
Shower required now
-
Leave some water
-
Gin and tonic?
-
Shaken and stirred
-
Undocking now completed
-
Where’s my underwear?
-
What the Fuck
-
Ladies I'm back!
-
You’re late again
-
Welcome back carhamlater :P
-
Life Is Complicated!
-
Isn't it though?
-
Make it better?
-
ooh much better
-
Well I try
-
Do it again?
-
Do me instead!
-
Came back here!!
-
More fool you!
-
Please Please me!
-
Great, birthday sex!!!
-
Here's you candle!
-
Blow on them
-
Not blow them!
-
Blow away ladies!
-
It got windy
-
Simplely insert it!
-
Only once more
-
Just once more
-
Once more then
-
I'm Up girls!
-
That was fun
-
Blue Tablet me!
-
I’ve a headache
-
"That was it?"
I did wonder how many times this one has been said/written here but at 200+ pages, I'm not sure I can bother looking to see if it's a duplicate. Good luck to the one who does.
-
Have we met?
-
Your socks smell
-
"That was it?"
I did wonder how many times this one has been said/written here but at 200+ pages, I'm not sure I can bother looking to see if it's a duplicate. Good luck to the one who does.
If it wasn't in the last 15, I say to go for it!
-
You smell good!
-
Scent of passion
-
I like Passion!
-
It works then!
-
Lube me up!
-
Lube me down
-
Dirty little slut
-
Until next week?
-
Why So long?
-
So much lube!
-
It’s gone everywhere
-
What a mess
-
Should i Wipe?
-
Oh my Lord!
-
You called Evie?
-
My Sweet Lord
-
Another caller already?
-
Hmm my Lord
-
Lordy lordy lord!
-
It's Viagra Time
-
Wow, down boy
-
Can't took Viagra :'(
-
Ah okay then
-
help it shrink!
-
Blue balls then
-
It looks infectious
-
Hey I'm clean!
-
Hooray for condoms
-
Any one Tired?
-
Knackered but more!!
-
More with gusto
-
Is that coffee??
-
That's enough cream
-
What time’s dinner?
-
You just ate
-
I want more
-
No Ring right?
-
Not for you
-
On your knees
-
My natural position
-
Another napkin please
-
Clean it yourself
-
Get me out!!
-
I'm totally stuffed
-
Not totally whore!
-
Okay, once more
-
Know your role
-
My turn now
-
Check my temperature
-
Help me up
-
Turn me over
-
Your perfect position
-
How’d you know?
-
Word gets around
-
What goes around ...
-
Hmm...comes around
-
I like coming
-
Come here then
-
I'm all yours
-
Grind My Gears
-
Use my clutch
-
I will then
-
You want what?
-
you still here?
-
You want something?
-
You if willing!
-
My number’s Up
-
servicing one already!
-
Looks busy here tonight.
-
let's stay cool!
-
I feel gapped
-
Sorry, Too big?
-
Very large thing
-
Mr. Rocket's Pleased!
-
Rocket in pocket
-
Another tentpole already
-
The blue pill
-
It's shaped nicely
-
Call me names
-
Rachel! Rachel! Rachel!
(Sorry I couldn't resist)
-
Ladies Play Nice!
-
We sure did
-
Did you really?
-
Now some sleep
-
Pay the lady
-
I get paid?
-
Cash or card?
-
In fifties please
Need sleep, thanks Jess, nightie night :)
-
50 it is!
Goodnight Evie x
-
Am I needed!
-
Where's my goodnight?
-
between my legs
-
Where's my mask?
-
Just Eat it!
-
But it's sick
-
heal it then!
-
With what? Wishes??
-
Tongue Rachel Tongue!
-
It tastes weird
-
Lick It Faster!
-
I've one speed
-
Then Turn Over!
-
Kiss my arse!
-
Rather Fuck it! ;)
-
Because it's you...
-
Because it's begging!
-
Thrust it deeper!
-
Quit Farting Rachel!
-
It makes Bubbles!!!!
-
You're gagging Me!
-
Better than choking
-
Should have licked!
-
Wish I had
-
Not To Late!
-
Enjoy my love
-
Don't i Always!
-
You're so hot!
-
You've gone Crazy!
-
Crazy in love!
-
love is Blind!
-
Take off blindfold
-
Wow, your cute!
-
Rub it in
-
This is heaven
-
Ice and humming
-
Mind blowing magic
-
Whips and chains
-
Sounds so good
-
A bit longer
-
Take it bitch
-
Is that all
-
You want more?
-
I am insatiable
-
That you are
-
Lol cheeky mare
-
You naughty tease
-
Guilty both counts :D
-
Wanna teach me
-
Read my guides (but you have already)
-
Memorized them too
-
Need to write
-
Write my number
-
Next customer please
-
I'm up again
-
Welcome back Rach
-
Glad I'm here
-
Go down South
-
Not alone surely?
-
Talk about heat
-
That's just me
-
Don't burn yourself
-
Get me wet
-
Turns it on
-
Ladies You around?
-
Just put a knot in it
-
Just put a knot in it
That's six in a three zone!
need Cream yet?
-
Are those bites
-
Post Coitus Time!
-
We can cuddle
-
Just put a knot in it
That's six in a three zone!
need Cream yet?
oops got carried away
Just knot it
-
On the pill!!
-
Need med exam
-
Open your mouth
-
Oh it's ruptured
-
And say ahhhh
-
Oh my goodness
-
It’s indeed ruptured
-
Visiting the clinic
-
I’ll refer you
-
I'll Examine you
-
Nice to volunteer
-
You need Sex!
-
We both do
-
Here or home!
-
I guess here
-
Then Strip Darling!
-
I’m naked already
-
Go for it
-
A little help
-
Always for friends
-
Well that’s good
-
What I miss?
-
Sorry, fell asleep
-
That good then
-
You're joking, right?
-
Give me strength
-
You're an Amazon!
-
I'm on netflix
-
The consensual section?
-
Why would you say that lol
-
Your names green!!
-
Attention! I'm back!
-
Congrats Evie
I’ve a headache
-
Take a tablet
-
I'm hard now!
-
No more tablets
-
Help Me Shrink!
-
I'm so dirty
-
That was ... quick :emot_weird.gif:
-
shall we shower!
-
I’ll go first
-
Can i join?
-
Yes you can
-
Are you staring?
-
Puppy dog eyes
-
Big oversized eyes!
-
Know your level
-
I'll awaken you
-
You can dance
-
While you sing
-
Come here often?
-
Only for coffee
-
Like your outfit
-
Do you swing?
-
Do you push
-
I practice law
-
I love lawyers
-
Be my defense
-
Want my fee's?
-
A missing toe?
-
My bed’s broke
-
Sleep in mine!
-
But I want to sleep
-
But I want to sleep
That's a five in a three zone- first offence this week but second time for a similar offense since Sunday. One more and it's detention in my room for you Miss Evie!
So sleep already!
-
mmm love sleep
-
Something to love
-
hey females only!
-
hey females only!
Second that notion!!
-
i feel excluded
-
Bronze medal position
-
Come to me!
-
I already have
-
you're wet darling!
-
Indeed I am
-
Why you vixen!
-
Silence is golden
-
EH! What's That?
-
A golden shower??
-
that's just wrong!
-
That's me done
-
Let's Start Again!
-
Let's make kids
-
Come pump me!
-
Itsy bits spider ...
-
here comes RAID!
-
I vote 10.0
-
Gave you 100%
-
Need to recharge
-
Power nap anyone
-
Back To It!
-
More cumming up
-
Oh so kinky
-
Explain Kinky please!
-
please use examples
-
get a book!
-
Are there pictures?
-
No! it's video!
-
Celebrate birthday again
-
Here's your present!
-
mmm thank you
-
Pleasure Me Now!
-
Don’t come again
-
Left or right?
-
Both is good
-
Shhh! Quiet Time!
-
Gag me then
-
You ready again?
-
I’m always ready
-
Well get going!
-
It's too hot
-
Want it Hotter?
-
As a furnace!
-
Melt ice princess
-
Let It Go!!!
-
I'm in Heaven!
-
Change the channel
-
Sorry! I'm Fast!
-
Three minutes huh?
-
Back off dude!
-
Stop ... rewind ... start
-
Please! Accept another!
-
I scored again!
-
you're mine now!
-
You’ve been served
-
Are you cleaned?
-
As a whistle
-
Blink if breathless
-
No don't cry!
-
Got a tissue?
-
Got a condom?
-
Just pull out
-
Don't bend it!
-
Not so fast!
-
want more babe?
-
Sugar coat it
-
Nice or nasty?
-
I’m still awake
-
Inseminated yet Missy?
-
I felt nothing
-
you're being mean!
-
Seduce me then
-
Make me work!
-
You get paid!
-
You Drained me!
-
Let’s just cuddle
-
Cuddle or Cuckold?
-
Cuckhold of course!
-
Can't you wipe?
-
It’s dried in
-
Shall I lick?
-
If you like
-
Lick me Too?
-
I see stars.
-
stop breathing hard!
-
Please start CPR
-
Please start CPR
:emot_rotf.gif: :emot_rotf.gif: :emot_rotf.gif: Now that a merit!
Want your ring?
-
I'm not married.
-
Never say That!
-
I was married
-
You're a slut!
-
Slap my thigh
-
Don't twist it!
-
That comes off?
-
I'm still here!
-
I feel naughty
-
Naughty is Good!
-
Santa is watching
-
Naughty But NNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC CCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
-
You are next
-
Please Once More?!
-
Oh ok then
-
Keep the change
-
You burning yet?
-
I’m always hot
-
Never Say No!
-
My headaches back
-
Headache how original!
-
I wanna cuddle
-
Need a shower?
-
Rub my back
-
Polish my knob
-
Spit and shine
-
Please don't cry!
-
Practice social distancing!
-
need Sanitizer dear?
-
Did you cough?
-
Does breathing hurt?
-
I like you
-
I'm tired now!
-
Get back up!
-
Swallowing Viagra now!
-
Not two meters
-
Your Covid free!
-
Touch your toes
-
Please Wipe completely!
-
Spray some love
-
Mask Off Please!
-
You got batteries?
-
Vibrators not Allowed!
-
My Black Light?
-
Satisfied You Enough?
-
Hoo, White Castle?
-
It's curry babe!
-
Wheelbarrowing? What’s that?
-
Sperm Successfully Sent!
-
New hard drive?
-
Nine month later?
-
Meet my mum?
-
We're on Netflix?
-
Your card’s stamped
-
Call MTV now!
-
Pimp My Ride
-
I'm your pimp!
-
Are you Xzibit?
-
We will repeat!
-
More ice cream?
-
you're controlled right?
-
Maybe next time
-
Ah! Satisfied Cumming!
-
Bathroom’s that way
-
Bred Before Dead!
-
Where’s the fireworks?
-
What's wetting me?
-
That’s just.....water
-
Water for seeds!
-
My wife's home!
-
Any kids yet?
-
Was I good?
-
need change back?
-
Got any kleenex?
-
A new stain!
-
My first time... ;D
-
The Club awaits!
-
What’s the time?
-
Who's with baby?
-
I’m Home Alone
-
And you're Safffeeee!
-
Untie me please
-
A, B, or AB?
-
About the money.....
-
Bedding is special!
-
I’m only 16
-
Just to shake things up!
Incest is best!
-
I’m not dead
-
Made me Cum!
-
That wasn’t real?
-
Cream? Shelf above!
-
Are you crying?
-
Wanna watch again?
-
So, who's Simone?
-
Were you wider?
-
You’re still hard?
-
Don't touch that!
-
Never letting go!
-
Release the hold!
-
I can’t move
-
Now about tomorrow...!
-
£50 plus extras
-
That's Mattress Mumba!
-
Sorry about that
-
Sorry! Tad early!
-
Better get cleaning
-
Sticky? go bathe!
-
Turn it off
-
Males Only Allowed
-
Like that then?
-
You been learning!
-
That your hand?
-
Males Love Females
-
Nice Y-Fronts Graham
-
Great Birthday Suit
-
you dumb whore
-
Come back soon!
-
Cuddle and chat
-
Where's your hand?
-
Down your pants
-
Cookie or coochy?
-
That's a mess
-
Have I sired?
-
Not bloody likely
-
Added Something honey?
-
Sugar and spice
-
Condoms Cost Money
-
And babies don’t?
-
Going now! BYE!
-
Call an ambulance
-
Call me daddy!
-
YES! YES! YES!
-
Did you bite?
-
You dropped something
-
Wipe or Rub?
-
Lost a bet.....
-
Wet me down!
-
My vibrator’s bust!
-
Tired Human Vibrator!
-
Miss my handwork?
-
You finished right?
-
I finally came
-
Was I there?
-
You caused it.
-
Three Stars Okay?
-
No refunds today
-
Lost something dear?
-
Just my dignity
-
Cummed, Good Luck!
-
Rub and tug?
-
You free flowing?
-
A Pop Tart?
-
Allergic to sperm?
-
I need more
-
Rest, Anal next!
-
What’s your name?
-
Another year done!
-
I want more
-
gonna try guys!
-
And you are?
-
same sex couple!
-
“Tut tut tut”
-
Are you returning?
-
Not bloody likely
-
Crying over me?
-
It’s just lube
-
Any Cream Allergies?
-
So what happened?
-
Blue Balls overcame!
-
Can’t even stand
-
it's responding again!
-
Im probably pregnant
-
Not the daddy!
-
Are they Yfronts?
-
Seen my underwear?
-
Under the dog.
-
You're That Keen?
-
The underwear, stupid
-
Never again right?
-
No first time
-
Virgin my Ass!
-
I’m a Virgin.....
-
Virginity is Overrated!
-
Take your roses!
-
Accept my rose?
-
Fuck me again
-
You drained me!
-
I WANT MORE!!!
-
Satisfied are you?
-
No. Not yet
-
Ready To Suck?
-
You look cross
-
missing your panties?
-
They aren’t mine >:(
-
Oh! They're mine
-
You came when?
-
Five minutes ago
-
Reason you're here?
-
Your trousers sir
-
Your wife called.
-
perfect husband material!
-
Please marry me
-
Ok I do
-
I can breathe
-
Cum prevents talking!
-
That’s not cum......
-
Regret anything yet?
-
I want breakfast
-
Hungry for more?
-
The dog's wet.
-
Slurp then wipe!
-
My balls ache
-
Hold me now!
-
Go home now
-
That’s another £50
-
Cum's not fattening!
-
I need medication
-
Blue Pill Please!
-
We are married!
-
Fill Up Again?
-
Start the car
-
Strip me bare!
-
Wash your underwear
-
Depends top drawer!
-
Now I know
-
Women Don't stay!
-
Call my mom
-
Sex done honey?
-
Pussy still sore?
-
Day after Pill?
-
Not calling tomorrow
-
Wipe extra long!
-
It’s still spitting
-
You didn't cum!?
-
You weren't excited?
-
Pill out huh!
-
Pillow fight now?
-
You've blue eyes?
-
And red undies
-
Are those mine?
-
You're a man?
-
What a Story!
-
It’s already deflating
-
Wanna Dance more?
-
Let it stick
-
Not your daddy!
-
It´s slipped off
-
Something broke inside
-
Turn off cam
-
Asthma medication please!
-
One Jab please
-
Still Covid free!
-
Cut! Shooting break...
-
Cut! Shooting break...
Now that's worth a merit!
Serving next person!
-
"Advertising is over..."
-
thinking bout sleep
-
See yourself out!
-
Recharge time needed!
-
Now we´re even!
-
Please Don't Cry!
-
Finally massage me
-
FUCK I'm gay!
-
who want´s next?
-
Stay I'm Needy!
-
My legs hurt
-
Hey What's trailing?
-
Wooahh yeahh bplbplbplbplbpl
-
You're still here?
-
My balls hurt.
-
Hey I'm Unblocked!
-
what means "measly"?
-
Knocked Up Yet!
-
Don't tell mom.
-
You Done Mom?
-
You're my aunt?
-
Don't go sis!
-
You Done Mom?
Beast >:D
where´s my tie?
-
You loaded yet?
-
Who is Graham?
-
Spunk my cave
-
Money's over there!
-
Under the bed
-
you shower yet?
-
This is wet.
-
Wanna go again?
-
going nappy now!
-
Tuck me in
-
Touching me where?
-
Ok spoon me!
-
I'm still hungry!
-
Only for loving
-
Sex is Overrated!
-
Just hands then!
-
grip me then!
-
One.....two.....three
-
condoms not needed
-
On the pill!
-
Need a rag?
-
Clean You Up?
-
Fuck! Don´t pinch!!
-
That's my side!
-
That really hurt.
-
Covid Test Time!
-
Not meant this...
-
close your legs!
-
Bring me a towel
-
So sexually pleasing!
-
You want dinner?
-
Why my bed?
-
These are spiderwebs?
-
Done blowing me?
-
cry further babe
-
Twice more babe?
-
Wipe that up.
-
Don't drip now!
-
Ah, poor baby
-
Back to celibacy!
-
works for you
-
Diary Writing time!
-
Are you crying?
-
Close those legs
-
Open a window
-
schedule another meeting?
-
My husband’s coming
-
Well, then, Threesome
-
Well, why not!
-
Do I stay?
-
If you want
-
Can you go?
-
Get dressed quickly
-
Viagra or natural?
-
Get it up!!!
-
Swearing I'm gay!
-
That’s my dress!
-
Need more protection!
-
My taxi’s arrived
-
I'm not paying!
-
Good Dog! Sit!
-
Tongue Licking Clean!
-
Finger licking good
-
Don't touch me!
-
That's my shirt.
-
Your time’s up
-
Moving onwards yet?
-
Under my pillow
-
Five star review!
-
That hour's gone
-
Medically that's possible!
-
Don't go now!
-
Is it over? :(
-
Farewell means goodbye!
-
Now you, brothers
-
Dick! That's me!
-
Kids! Get out!
-
Don’t look now
-
Accepting my ring?
-
Kiss my ring!
-
Missing my foreskin!
-
My phone's dead
-
abortion clinic card?
-
I will pay
-
Clean Me Please!
-
That was rape
-
Lawyer says sign!
-
Pay next time
-
New Record Sat!
-
disposed her corpse
-
Sure I'm sore!
-
Never ever again
-
Is That All?
-
Don't post that!
-
No more babe?
-
Slide it out
-
Blow me down!
-
Wash right now
-
Time For Sportcenter!
-
Who is next?
-
Nap for energy!
-
More, never enough
-
Call me maybe?
-
That was quick
-
anally defend yourself!
-
Call me maybe?
Eeewww, no way
-
Don't untie me
-
Call me maybe?
Eeewww, no way
Even after I merit you for that!
-
Canadian Fingering puzzle?
-
Call me maybe?
Eeewww, no way
Even after I merit you for that!
Pay for play
-
Is that it??
-
$200 for that!
-
$200 for that!
Children's discount
-
You're a joke.
-
Laughing! Right now!
-
Call for pizza
-
What's a condom?
-
Sorry, dozed off...
-
medical help needed?
-
It's too expensive.
-
Shower or tongue?
-
That’s not large!
-
Oral next babe!
-
You're SO sweet!
-
Have you finished?
-
Am I hard?
-
I love it.
-
You sore yet?
-
What a disappointment!
-
Not my type.
-
Missing something desirable!
-
Don't sleep soon.
-
Who you again?
-
No, thanks, enough.
-
Visit more often!
-
Three’s a crowd
-
Well I'm clean!
-
I’ve had worse.
-
Were we together?
-
Call an ambulance
-
Day after pill?
-
I’m on vacation
-
You still hurting?
-
Just a bruise
-
Need some fluids?
-
That’s my jam
-
Yummy! Manmade goodness!
-
You're really married?
-
May I go?
-
Sleep. Fuck Later!
-
Not my fault
-
do that again
-
Rest! then sex!
-
I didn’t climax
-
Sorry Shot blanks!
-
five minutes and we will continue
-
(careful with your word count!- three word maximum!)
Done with sex?
-
Your wife called.
-
She's dead, Jim
-
Wrong hole. Sorry!
-
That's my thumb
-
What's brown covered?
-
Can I leave?
-
You still here?
-
Your sister's better
-
You've gone gay!
-
You want more?
-
I need more!
-
My back hurts.
-
Are you sore?
-
I'm still hard
-
Hardly worth showing
-
I'm only human.
-
Wipe next time!
-
You weren't bad.
-
Cum Again Sir!
-
You liked anal?
-
Sleep, more later
-
My dick stinks.
-
Deposits Aren't Withdrawable!
-
She ran away!
-
Damn she left!
-
Get back here!
-
Did You Fart?
-
Start the car.
-
Wipe me Clean!
-
Don't say that.
-
Cum again soon!
-
The night's over.
-
Scored Once More!
-
don't stop now
-
Need Photographic proof?
-
Oops. Wrong hole.
-
Oh God yes
-
I gotta pee.
-
Hey..I'm thirsty
-
Ready for more?
-
anal also wants
-
Let's call friends?
-
Going Home Now?
-
Cash? or Credit?
-
I cum inside
-
Need an Uber?
-
Now the stallion
-
Is she dead?
-
Do my dishes! 8)
-
You enjoy Slavery?
-
Care to cuddle?
-
Hole Ruptured yet?
-
Feed me more!
-
Cum again soon!
-
Wake up hand!!!
-
I was great!
-
One more time?
-
Twice is nice.
-
Three's a charm
-
No more excuses!
-
Pill for you!
-
Me still horny.
-
Decide right now!
-
That was exceptional.
-
Did you cum?
-
need you ask?
-
Dreams come true.
-
Keep dreaming dude
-
Wake up, Sleepyhead!
-
Where she go?
-
When in Rome.
-
I'm showering now!
-
Do bedbugs bite?
-
yes, fleas too
-
Magic Fingers Rock!
-
Again! Now! Hurry!
-
Exhortations beget excitations!
-
Only girls remain!
-
one more round!
-
how old are you???
-
Practice makes perfect!
-
Next!!! take a condom
-
🔥🔥🔥This is fine.🔥🔥🔥
-
you changing sex?
-
Change the sheets!
-
Dawn Returned yet?
-
Dawn always comes.
-
You're not Dawn!
-
Me llamo Marcos
-
Guys sleep elsewhere!
-
Money well spent.
-
Never stay over!
-
A bumpy road.
-
do it again
-
Ride 'em, cowgirl!
-
Cum, what's that?
-
Was I first?
-
No Bleeding allowed!
-
Ointment cures all.
-
Hole closed yet?
-
I am stuck.
-
Mind The Knees!
-
That’s the voices
-
Ding! Round Two
-
Assume the position!
-
Howdy doody Time.
-
Make me something!
-
Hello, Big Boy! :emot_thedrool.gif:
-
I'm Not Gay!
-
I'm not either! :emot_thedrool.gif:
-
Sexy, you're not!
-
Needed More Lube
-
You Smell something?
-
Friction was sublime.
-
Feel the love!
-
Felching is fabulous.
-
Vacuums suck better!
-
:emot_laughing.gif:
Where's the beef?
-
Licking balls yet!
-
Testicle tanning time!!!
-
Clean me up
-
Better than Graham's.
-
Don't touch me!
-
Donde esta dawnamber?
-
Boys needn't reply
-
Make the bed.
-
Burn the mattress!
-
lust not love.
-
Her turn now?
-
Ready For more!
-
Come back Graham!
-
Please hurt me!
-
Grip the sheets!
-
Dry clean only
-
Kneel before Zod!!!
-
Concentrate next time!
-
Need a break.
-
Out! You farted!
-
Smell the glove.
-
Where's the rubber?
-
Unlock the cuffs!
-
Where's the key?
-
More ball licking!
-
not impressive enough!
-
I slipped out.
-
Hardly worth touching!
-
Open for Business.
-
Closed For Repairs!
-
Kilroy was here.
-
never Come Again!
-
Can't catch breath.
-
Sleep little one!
-
Who came first?
-
I fucked myself.
-
Waste of time
-
Spoon me, Seymour.
-
Seeded, have I
-
Open sesame, Now!
-
Boy loves boy
-
Unchain my heart.
-
Hope you're burning
-
I need cuddling.
-
Cuddle Rates owed!
-
God forgive me.
-
I'm definitely drunk!
-
Crisco really helped!
-
Holy fucking hell!
-
I am stuck.
-
Crack, next option?
-
need more meat!
-
I'm banning sausage!
-
SAY MY NAME!!!!
-
Registered named please!
-
My butt hurts. lol
-
It's still burning
-
Use the cream.
-
Take The Test!
-
Took every inch
-
Tight or squeezed
-
Dawn was better.
-
Can't outdrink Canadians
-
Remove your thumb.
-
Your thing died!
-
I am honored.
-
No Mas Gratis!
-
Not worth it!
-
Traveller's Cheques Accepted!
-
Stop the tape.
-
What, me worry?
-
Dignity has left!
-
Sex correct hun?
-
Metaphorically speaking, no!
-
Coupons redeemed here!
-
Come here again
-
"MAP" Available immediately!
-
Open all night.
-
That was fast!
-
One more round!
-
Oh that’s super
-
Cuddle me please!
-
Hold me now.
-
It’s your turn
-
I need oxygen.
-
Another blow job?
-
Any money no?
-
Warmed up yet?
-
Needed more lube.
-
I'm going sexless!
-
Join the club
-
do my dishes. ;)
-
You do that?
-
tickled your fancy?
-
Man love, interesting!
-
Not you again!
-
Cumming Again sweetheart!
-
Open your eyes.
-
Sleeping!, don't pester!
-
I'm no pro.
-
Thank you sir.
-
Don't thank me.
-
No Canadian Money!
-
Bang bang chicken!
-
Headaches Don't Matter
-
My throat’s sore
-
Sleep, More later!
-
It’s me again
-
I'm disease free!
-
Let’s be friends
-
Abortion Available here!
-
Guns for hire!
-
You're clean right?
-
No, eat me.
-
What's your name?
-
Care for more?
-
You satisfied yet?
-
Take your pill.
-
Restore your Electrolytes!
-
Eat something now
-
Don't touch me!
-
Please leave now!
-
Go sleep elsewhere!
-
Go fuck elsewhere!
-
Please Rate me!
-
Lose my number.
-
Nope! Staying Straight!
-
My dick's sore.
-
Is something burning?
-
Don't blame me.
-
Stop Sleeping Son!
-
You weren't faking?
-
It came off!
-
Like Your Prize?
-
Oh not again!
-
Nice musk scent!
-
Not that one
-
Hole Opener Handy!
-
Thank You Viagra
-
Sleep, then out!
-
Not me, Officer
-
You're making bacon
-
I have herpes.
-
You need medicine?
-
You need medicine?
And now, AIDS.
-
I'm really sorry.
-
Sorry,... You're CANADIAN!
-
The door's locked.
-
Don't get comfortable!
-
I'm still hard
-
Don’t stop now!
-
I'm no eunuch!
-
Rachel was better.
-
Who asked you?
-
I'm quite exhausted.
-
Guys enjoy Sex?
-
Cute ones do.
-
Who's next ladies?
-
Why the mask?
-
Ambiance dear, ambiance.
-
You're protected right?
-
I live dangerously
-
Blondes are fun!
-
My condom broke
-
Holes A Gaping!
-
Fifty bucks, please!
-
Missing women yet?
-
Your pussy smells.
-
Condoms Required Nightly
-
I want more
-
Why complain now?
-
Males never needed!
-
I need sleep.
-
Males Sleep Elsewhere!
-
You snore too.
-
Going too sleep?
-
Well, that's over.
-
Just shut up!
-
I'm number one!
-
You full yet?
-
I saw God!
-
God be damned!
-
That was scary.
-
Small Isn't it?
-
You should shave.
-
Blow me again!
-
Go to hell!
-
Drink my dear?
-
My dick shrunk.
-
No That's Moisturizer
-
That doesn't move.
-
Don't Get Defensive!
-
Your sister's better.
-
'Cum' here often?
-
My bum hurts
-
Holes are holes!
-
Your sister swallowed.
-
Lick Me Again!
-
Please stop crying.
-
Can't men Adapt?
-
Unlock the handcuffs.
-
Are you leaking?
-
Screaming was unnecessary.
-
We belong together!
-
We broke curfew.
-
Gotta learn limits!
-
I want compensation.
-
Ever try females?
-
We made babies.
-
Baby Batter Away!
-
Smells like coconut.
-
Never 'come' back!
-
That's not mayonnaise.
-
Need A Pill?
-
I need air.
-
Anything needed sir?
-
I'm feeling unfulfilled.
-
Empty inside yet?
-
I want more.
-
More Costs Money!
-
I have feelings.
-
You hurt... SO?
-
Take a Tylenol
-
You Unfulfilled Me!
-
Your pussy farted.
-
Do Queefs Smell?
-
That was hard.
-
Is This Love?
-
Show me ID.
-
Amateur or Pro
-
I'm going now.
-
Make the bed!
-
I'm not returning.
-
Please Return Soon!
-
Get some sleep.
-
Old Enough Yet?
-
Bananas work too.
-
Wipe or Cork?
-
Please cover up.
-
Please Visit Again!
-
No take credit.
-
It's the cops!
-
Wash my dishes!
-
You ruined it.
-
A new record!
-
I'm so embarrassed.
-
Could be worse
-
I Need More!
-
Where’s my bra?
-
Want a souvenir?
-
Worst sex ever!!!!
-
No Same Sex
-
Is this yours?
-
Come Again soon!
-
That was mid.
-
Returnees always welcomed!
-
You're my neighbor?
-
You've been tested!
-
My condom broke.
-
Were you singing?
-
Here's my number.
-
You Sexually Sated?
-
I'm actually impressed.
-
Deep aren't you?
-
We both came.
-
Don't get comfortable
-
Now I sleep.
-
You still hard?
-
You're still awake.
-
Move over missy!
-
That's my dick.
-
You a hermaphrodite?
-
This was illegal.
-
Full Delivery Achieved!
-
My teeth hurt.
-
Another drunken mistake!
-
Why stop now?
-
I've had better!
-
So, you're single?
-
You Like Surprises?
-
Same time tomorrow?
-
Anal is next!
-
I'm not interested.
-
Back To Women!
-
I need liquor.
-
God never Again!
-
Will you call?
-
Lose my number!
-
My hand's sore.
-
Pleased? Now leave!
-
You were marvelous!
-
I've had better!
-
You really sucked.
-
Going Home Now!
-
Have some mercy!
-
Rub that in!
-
Where's my underwear?
-
I'm not paying!
-
You take Mastercard?
-
Cash or gas!
-
What a hangover!
-
Need More Booze
-
I need air.
-
so that's sex?
-
That was unimpressive.
-
You're not virginal!
-
You're getting married?
-
You Staying Divorced?
-
Call me later
-
Lose My Number!
-
Call the doctor
-
Ready For Anal?
-
My first fuck!
-
Virginity is gone!
-
Is it lunchtime?
-
About your fee?
-
I can't see.
-
Someone Earned Praise!
-
Needed more lube.
-
Price was right!
-
You didn't cry.
-
Need A Receipt?
-
I want more.
-
Glad I'm Tired!
-
You were loud.
-
I'm sleepy, night!
-
I can improve!
-
That book helped!
-
Did ya come?
-
Close You Legs!
-
My dick's wet.
-
Are You Dripping?
-
I saw God!
-
Something Moved Inside!
-
You asleep already?
-
Don't touch that!
-
I love you
-
Same Time Tomorrow?
-
Goodnight lazy bones
-
Not even close
-
I've creamed you!
-
I'm all gooey.
-
You like slurping?
-
Is that alright?
-
Really loose tonight!
-
What’s that stain?
-
Soft weren't you?
-
No more virginity!
-
You still Owe!
-
It's no use.
-
Get Me hard!
-
My mouth’s full
-
Want a ring?
-
Please come back.
-
No more anal!
-
Can I watch
-
Pay or leave!
-
I don’t know
-
Mind me Smoking?
-
Don't tell mom.
-
Please stop crying!
-
Want my number?
-
You still moist?
-
Moist certainly am
-
Haven't You left?
-
The party's over.
-
Heart Beating yet?
-
Ah he’s dead
-
Look Alive Sweetheart
-
That’s my towel
-
You smell something?
-
Get married now?
-
Touching yourself again?
-
Get out lad
-
This isn't love!
-
That's gonna bruise!
-
I'm so sorry!
-
Sort me out
-
Oh what now?
-
I came first
-
Need Something new?
-
You need help.
-
The condom tore!
-
Get off now
-
Going To Sleep!
-
Go for it
-
Done touching there?
-
You're too needy.
-
Here's your ring!
-
Supper is ready.
-
Are you bleeding?
-
Empty your sack?
-
You still moaning?
-
Got some change?
-
You still hurting?
-
Good work lad
-
Want a massage?
-
You're a man?
-
Aren't You Bisexual?
-
That was tasty
-
You rested enough?
-
I need cuddles
-
I need darkness
-
You did what?
-
That’s always there
-
Why Choose me?
-
I should leave
-
You Still Sticky?
-
You caused this
-
I shot Blanks!
-
I’m a lesbian
-
I'm outta here!
-
I’ll call you
-
Call me Master!
-
Where’s my clothes?
-
Was That Rape?
-
Start the car!
-
Rate my performance!
-
It gets easier.
-
Wash me please!
-
Can I try
-
Please Stop Crying!
-
Close the door.
-
Share The Blankets
-
I need snacks.
-
Re-hydrate me please!
-
Don't tell Graham.
-
Don't press "Send"
-
Rub my balls.
-
Don't "Cloud" that!
-
I'm on Tiktok!
-
Story coming on!
-
These handcuffs hurt.
-
Time For Celibacy
-
Keep that photo.
-
I'm The Man!
-
I hear sirens.
-
Cum again sister!
-
Be quiet, sis!
-
Maybe later darling!
-
My balls itch.
-
Never Again Girl!
-
Film me now
-
Cuffs too tight?
-
On my face
-
Energy Replenished yet?
-
Five more minutes
-
Don't mind me!
-
My underwear's wet.
-
Put On Underwear
-
You're always criticizing.
-
Me Horny Again!
-
Find another partner
-
Threesome, up next!
-
It's Graham's turn.
-
Lube Or Dry?
-
Are we related?
-
You Want More?
-
You're not happy?
-
Pleasure Is Overrated
-
I feel weird
-
I'm still here!
-
My stomach hurts.
-
You'll certainly do!
-
You really cried?
-
Women are better!
-
I can't move.
-
Cum Not flowing!
-
Let's try again.
-
It''s deflating again!
-
Why so mad?
-
Don't cry hon!
-
Cuddle me again.
-
Spit it Out!
-
Swallow next time!
-
Sorry For Cumming!
-
You weren't excited?
-
You're still awake?
-
I need clothes.
-
Now Quiet down!
-
I'm suing you.
-
Better get tested!
-
Take some notes.
-
You Going Pro?
-
Were you serious?
-
Believe I'm impotent?
-
Camera's still on.
-
Considering going gay?
-
Go to sleep!
-
Rebound To Come!
-
Shower next time!
-
Let's Lock Lips
-
Suck my dick
-
Like My Cream?
-
You're not satisfied?
-
See you when?
-
I have cramps.
-
Breathing normally yet?
-
Remove the handcuffs?
-
Here's Your Fee!
-
Don't tell Mom.
-
Filled you up!
-
That was wrong!
-
Hey I'm learning!
-
It's better naked.
-
Bye bye Now!
-
Stop nagging me.
-
Remember wipe thoroughly!
-
My shirt's stained.
-
Is something burning?
-
The aspirin helped.
-
Tight Pussy Babe!
-
Okay! We're done!
-
Rest before restarting!
-
Back to work!
-
Sorry, couldn't resist!
-
Blame the booze.
-
Booze Equal Cream
-
I can't breathe.
-
Really need Females!
-
You Taste Good
-
You Are Hired!
-
Is that it?
-
Refund Required please!
-
Where's my wallet?
-
Done Donating yet?
-
I take card
-
Something's Missing here!
-
Roll me over
-
Was That Sex?
-
It slipped out
-
So what's taped?
-
What is that?
-
No Nut Encounter!
-
Anal is enjoyable.
-
I'm Burning Below!
-
Where’s my tea?
-
A Refreshing Difference!
-
Change of scenery
-
Damn still tight!
-
That’s very floppy
-
Give me Space!
-
That’s a rabbit
-
You female Dog!
-
You sex demon
-
I enjoyed that!
-
It will shrink.
-
What's Enough, Darling?
-
Can I come?
-
Didn't You Already?
-
My windows broken
-
Sweet and Sexy
-
Give me more
-
I'm fucked out.
-
You Sated Yet?
-
That really hurt
-
Nope Never Again!
-
I can’t walk
-
Yes! Nailed you!
-
I like money
-
Round Two Start!
-
Two minutes left
-
Oops! So Sorry!
-
Must be exhausting
-
YUP! Marriage Worthy!
-
Untie my arms.
-
I'm staying single!
-
Age does matter.
-
Don't Say Anthing!
-
No more insults.
-
Two Thirds Completed!
-
The condom failed.
-
Where's A Pinhole?
-
You always disappoint.
-
Are You Disappointed?
-
You're still here?
-
You gay yet?
-
I'm not celibate.
-
Lube wasn't enough!
-
No more anal.
-
is Something Torn?
-
Don't throw up!
-
cream absorbed yet?
-
That was torture!
-
You were dry!
-
I like fucking.
-
Done Male sexing!
-
Your name again?
-
Rated One Star!
-
Your technique sucks.
-
Opposites for sure!
-
No more, please!
-
Did that hurt?
-
Your suggestions helped.
-
Lose the pictures!
-
We'll be famous.
-
Sore Holes Often?
-
That was wrong.
-
Going Home Now!
-
You're not leaving.