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Author Topic: Hillary R. Clinton Monument Committee  (Read 417 times)
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« on: April 12, 2008, 05:47:57 PM »

I have the distinguished honor of being on the Committee
to raise $5,000,000 for a monument of Hillary R. Clinton .
We originally wanted to put her on Mt. Rushmore until we
discovered there was not enough room for two more faces.
 
We then decided to erect a statue of Hillary in the
Washington, D.C. Hall Of Fame. We were in a quandary
as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper
to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who
never told a lie, or beside her husband William J. Clinton,
who never told the truth, since Hillary could never tell the
difference.
 
We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus,
the greatest Democrat of them all. He left not knowing where
he was going, and when he got there he did not know where
he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, and
d id it all on someone else's money.
 
Thank you, Hillary R. Clinton Monument Committee
 
P. S. The Committee has raised $1.35 so far.


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« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2008, 10:22:27 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2008, 12:01:44 AM »

  emot_rotf.gif  Here's another quarter...

...damn, I hope she doesn't win!  emot_whistling.gif

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« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2016, 05:35:10 AM »

Hilary 's monument should be a giant "DELETE" button......


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« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2016, 05:41:37 AM »

Hilary 's monument should be a giant "DELETE" button......


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I've got Hilary's monument for you...

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/63UlBsdElsY&rel=1" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/v/63UlBsdElsY&rel=1</a>
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