Oh, I *so* want to do this here in Dallas!!
It's the only city I've ever been in where utter fucking idiots are in ALL lanes of the freeways. The dipshit rednecks here will NOT move to the right... they're utterly happy to drive 10mph under the speed limit in the far left lane, while people going 20 OVER the limit are passing people in the on-ramps trying to get around the brain-dead drivers. The cops do absolutely NOTHING to stop this idiocy, and in fact the one Dallas cop I'd talked to was as clueless as the rest of the nitwits here.
Me: "So, do you people NOT have a law here in Texas that says 'slower traffic must move right' like the other 49 states do?? I mean, if it's a law, you sure as hell don't enforce it... people are ALL over the roads out here."
on-duty Cop: "No, I don't think there's a law like that..."
Afterward: there IS a law like that here, but none of the fucking cops give a damn. It's mayhem on the roads.