Now that Christmas is over, it's time to focus on our New Year's Resolutions. 

My Resolutions:

I resolve to either take apart the paper clip chain I made last week, or add enough additional paper clips to it that it really feels like an accomplishment.

I resolve to figure out what I'm really looking for, and how to find it.

I resolve to stop pressing the send/receive button on Outlook every four seconds.

I'll add more as I think of them!

Top Ten Dumb Guy New Year's Resolutions

10. Eat more paint.

9. Remove glass from TV screen, crawl through into "Baywatch."

8. Start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store.

7. Check on Eggos buried in backyard; see if "waffle tree" has grown yet.

6. I's gonna build me a spaceship!

5. Lose every pound of weight.

4. Remember to brush teeth with bristly end of toothbrush.

3. Don't eat medicine just because it looks like candy.

2. Oh who am I kidding, if it looks like candy -- it's candy.

1. Learn what the hell "resolution" means.

Top Ten Dumb Guy New Year's Resolutions

10. Eat more paint.

9. Remove glass from TV screen, crawl through into "Baywatch."

8. Start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store.

7. Check on Eggos buried in backyard; see if "waffle tree" has grown yet.

6. I's gonna build me a spaceship!

5. Lose every pound of weight.

4. Remember to brush teeth with bristly end of toothbrush.

3. Don't eat medicine just because it looks like candy.

2. Oh who am I kidding, if it looks like candy -- it's candy.

1. Learn what the hell "resolution" means.

LMAO..

Let's see...

1. To love unconditionally
2. To give as much as I recieve
3. To finish my online classes as quickly as I can
4. To be a better son, brother and friend to all
5. To seriously try and control my emotions better than I have

I know i need to do more, but hey, there's always next year.

[menndebi]

I do not know about resolutions..those can be broken.  But personal promises to yourself should be kept.

1.  To keep a positive attitude.....
2.  To continue to live by my signature quote.
3.  To eat, and eat healtiher foods.

Sorry, at a loss right now on the resolutions.  Will have to think more.

Later.

[ynyn]

I dont know what to claim as my resolution for 2007.....

I suppose I resolve to help even more with my grandmother,wish there was more I could do.
(damn,that was a downer...sorry)

I resolve to drink higher quality beer at the bar!!
(there,thats a good one!)

I,too may add as ideas hit my head...

[corinthian]

Inside every silver lining there is a dark cloud

Hehe, that quote just doesn't sound the same with the panda boogie-ing beside it!

[ynyn]

Youre right,Corinthian...I fixed it.


Hey THAT shouldve been my New Years resolution!! Then I'd be done!!

[Achilles]

1. More time off work
2. Learn to cook more than steak or pasta dishes