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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1035 on: January 22, 2021, 02:14:46 PM »
I sleep in castle every two weeks. It's my fort night.
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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1036 on: January 22, 2021, 04:38:25 PM »
I was in an accident and hurt my back really badly. The doctor told me to go home, take two aspirin and get a good sleep, and call him in the morning. I wanted him to put me in the hospital, but I didn't have the spine for it.
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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1037 on: January 22, 2021, 06:38:08 PM »
I finally overcame my addiction to ice cream, marshmallow, chocolate and nuts, It was a Rocky Road but I survived it!
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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1038 on: January 24, 2021, 07:04:14 AM »
The past, present and future met in a bar, it was tense

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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1039 on: January 24, 2021, 08:37:40 AM »
Moved into a third floor walk-up the other day. It's a nice place, but I can tell it's going to be an uphill climb.

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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1040 on: January 24, 2021, 10:42:38 AM »
I went to the sign store the other day but all they had were left-hand turn signs. I didn't buy one because I knew deep down it just wouldn't be right.
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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1041 on: January 24, 2021, 10:38:43 PM »
I went to the sign store the other day but all they had were left-hand turn signs. I didn't buy one because I knew deep down it just wouldn't be right.

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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1042 on: January 25, 2021, 08:01:35 PM »
Had to stop listening to my Black Sabbath records. I have nothing wrong with fairies wearing boots, but all that sweetleaf made me paranoid.
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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1043 on: January 26, 2021, 09:28:53 AM »
The early bird gets the worm but the late worm gets to live.
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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1044 on: January 27, 2021, 03:56:00 PM »
I was in a garden centre this morning and thought I saw Michael J. Fox. However I could be mistaken, he had his back to the fuchsia's.

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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1045 on: January 27, 2021, 04:06:59 PM »
If A is for Apple and B is for banana what is C for? Plastic explosives.
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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1046 on: January 27, 2021, 08:03:34 PM »
If U are tired why don't you lie down after T ? 
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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1047 on: January 28, 2021, 06:09:27 AM »
We need someone to clean Windows said Bill Gates, I got the Job with my Masters in IT, I was handed a bucket and and a ladder

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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1048 on: January 28, 2021, 11:11:11 AM »
My honey farmer friend has a thing for big butts. I suppose Booty is in the eye of the bee-holder.
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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1049 on: January 28, 2021, 09:56:58 PM »
A pickle was bragging to the other food in the fridge. "Yeah, around here I'm kind of a big dill."
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