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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1005 on: January 13, 2021, 01:06:17 PM »
I bought a dictionary and when I got home I realized all the pages were blank; I have no words for how angry I am!
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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1006 on: January 13, 2021, 01:48:39 PM »
I saw a woman making out with a tree guess they met on Timber

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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1007 on: January 13, 2021, 03:07:51 PM »
The farmer's son told his dad he was going to New York to work in the stock market.

"Okay," said the farmer, "but ya know, ya ain't gotta go all the way to New York City to sell cows!"
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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1008 on: January 13, 2021, 03:44:39 PM »
My parents said I can't drink coffee anymore. Or else they'll ground me!
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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1009 on: January 14, 2021, 04:35:17 AM »
Amy Schumer said she’s kissed a few frogs in her time. I hope Kermit doesn’t find out.

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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1010 on: January 14, 2021, 11:04:12 AM »
A garage sale is actually a Garbage sale but the "b" is silent.
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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1011 on: January 15, 2021, 02:35:32 AM »
I wanted to make a film about my vagina, but the title Lost In Space was already taken

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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1012 on: January 15, 2021, 09:46:26 AM »
I showed up at the Olympics with a roll of barbed wire and a truckload of wooden posts. I was asked what event I was hoping to participate in.  "Fencing," I replied.
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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1013 on: January 15, 2021, 10:29:39 AM »
Just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1014 on: January 15, 2021, 04:03:04 PM »
What do you call an erupting joke? A lol-cano!

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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1015 on: January 15, 2021, 04:25:55 PM »
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1016 on: January 15, 2021, 05:32:28 PM »
What did the momma strawberry say to the strawberry kids?   "Daddy will be late for supper. He's stuck in a jam." 
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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1017 on: January 15, 2021, 06:23:47 PM »
I made a graph of my past relationships. It has an ex axis and a why axis.
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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1018 on: January 16, 2021, 11:14:10 AM »
Two guys walking through a park saw a tree covered in bacon. They ran up to the tree, but a gang of bullies jumped out from behind it and beat them up. It wasn't a bacon tree, it was a ham bush! 
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Re: pun intended
« Reply #1019 on: January 16, 2021, 11:30:43 AM »
I was addicted to the hokey pokey... but thankfully, I turned myself around.
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