Thunderball
This really ought to be plural

[TheYellowKnight]

Ghostbusters

Professors lose tenure while saving his doggie style girlfriend by crossing their streams until a big fat white guy explodes his creamy insides all over New Yorkers.

[Army of One]

League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

How to ruin both a good comic book series and and an acting legend's career in 106 minutes

(Fir the record: I quite liked it, but I'm apparently in a minority.)

[TheYellowKnight]

Frozen

Ice queen begins to melt as she starts stripping her gloves off and decides to Let It (all) Go because the cold doesn't bother her anyway...

[TheYellowKnight]

Rocky

Italian guy trains by pounding meat, then surprisingly starts trading blows with a guy named Apollo, all on camera.

Rocky II

Same Italian guy trains by choking the chicken, then trades more blows with Apollo, but this time manages to get it up first!

Rocky III

Same Italian guy trains by beating off Apollo at beach leading to a warm wet embrace, and then beats the ass off a guy from the "A"-Team.

Rocky IV

An enhanced Russian guy makes Apollo bleed, then finishes him off, so the same Italian guy comes to trade blows in Moscow and makes the Russian Premier get up and stand in attention.

James Bond: Octopussy

Every guy's dream to get into!

[Army of One]

Labyrinth

A centuries-old Goblin King. A teenage girl. A dangerous obsession.

The untouchables
Most girls in my youth.

[vile8r]

Goodfellas

What??? They were good! They had supper with Joe Pesci's mom in the middle of the night! Isn't THAT good?

Escape From New York

Well one way or the other it's gonna happen!

[vile8r]

Platoon

Tom Berenger being a dick in Vietnam. What else is new?

Gone in sixty seconds
A movie being 117 minutes too long.

The A-Team

Another Reason TV from the Eighties should stay just that On TV!

[vile8r]

Beverly Hills Cop

Before Rodney King, black guys could get away with shit like this in L.A.!

M*A*S*H

Making another 'Seoul' Hit!