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Offline TheYellowKnight

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Alternative Movie Poster Tag Lines...
« on: January 05, 2019, 10:13:27 PM »
Was doing this at a bar just now... laughter ensues especially when drunk...

An example... pick a movie... any movie...

Lord of the Rings
Never trust small folk with your jewelry...

Empire Strikes Back
Daddy issues lead to galactic war...
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Re: Alternative Movie Poster Tag Lines...
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2019, 11:19:02 PM »
Independence Day

Sometimes being alone in the universe.....isn't such a bad thing!




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Re: Alternative Movie Poster Tag Lines...
« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2019, 05:47:37 AM »
A Star Is Born

Now Watch it go Supernova

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Re: Alternative Movie Poster Tag Lines...
« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2019, 11:32:41 AM »
50 shades of gray

Always check box of crayons

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Re: Alternative Movie Poster Tag Lines...
« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2019, 11:47:34 AM »
Wall Street

They couldn't help themselves......they were just greedy pigs!
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Re: Alternative Movie Poster Tag Lines...
« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2019, 11:49:09 AM »
Catwoman

No not a story about your next door senior neighbour!

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Re: Alternative Movie Poster Tag Lines...
« Reply #6 on: January 06, 2019, 12:36:30 PM »
Star Trek

Like A Virgin.....We're Going Where No Man Has Gone Before!
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Re: Alternative Movie Poster Tag Lines...
« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2019, 12:47:21 PM »
Straw dogs

Let's watch Kate raped

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Re: Alternative Movie Poster Tag Lines...
« Reply #8 on: January 06, 2019, 12:48:01 PM »
Superman

Nobody, I mean nobody will figure it out if you just wear those glasses...
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« Reply #9 on: January 06, 2019, 02:06:53 PM »
Guardians Of The Galaxy

What Greenpeace can't do everything!


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Re: Alternative Movie Poster Tag Lines...
« Reply #10 on: January 06, 2019, 04:31:10 PM »
Mission:Impossible

Your mission,  should you choose to accept it,  is actually surprisingly doable, you should try it!

Willy Wonka

Creepy recluse offers free candy to lure kids to show off his personal stuff in his domain
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Re: Alternative Movie Poster Tag Lines...
« Reply #11 on: January 06, 2019, 06:07:01 PM »
Resident Evil

Not the true life story of a young doctor who disobeys the rules!

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Re: Alternative Movie Poster Tag Lines...
« Reply #12 on: January 06, 2019, 07:04:51 PM »
The last if Sheila
- an easy murder mystery, if you are smart enough.

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« Reply #13 on: January 06, 2019, 08:31:26 PM »
Back To the Future

Building A Time Machine Out Of A Delorean.......Yeah Everything's Gonna Go Good There!
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Re: Alternative Movie Poster Tag Lines...
« Reply #14 on: January 06, 2019, 08:49:45 PM »
Looking for Mr Goodbar

Damn diets suck I need chocolate!