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[Author's Note: This is my second story based on the ABC sitcom Roseanne. The first was about sexy Darlene Connor.
This story focuses on Roseanne and Jackie's slightly older, neurotic, good-hearted friend Crystal Anderson. I always thought Crystal was SO sexy, especially because of that Southern accent of hers. I've been wanting to do a Crystal story for a long time, I finally came up with some ideas for a story featuring her. I hope you enjoy it ~ G]
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Re: Roseanne: Welcome To Lanford! [ORIGINAL; Fantasy...See Below]
« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2017, 09:12:43 AM »
Disclaimer: THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION. THE AUTHOR DOES NOT CONDONE ANY SEXUAL ACTIVITY WITH PERSONS UNDER 18 YEARS OF AGE.

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I grew up in a small town in Ohio. I can't say there was anything special about the town. It was just somewhere to live.
I had a pretty good life growing up there. There were things to do, places to play. I had friends but no one I'd actually call a best friend. I did well in school, I was good at sports, singing, playing guitar. And I had - and still have - a really good home life.
For me it was my home life that was the best part of growing up where I did, which is why I don't care where I live. My parents are great. They're not rich or anything, it wasn't about getting great stuff, though I did have stuff. Not that we were poor either.
What I love about my parents is that they're so cool. They're really open-minded about everything.
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Re: Roseanne: Welcome To Lanford! [ORIGINAL; Fantasy...See Below]
« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2017, 09:27:06 AM »
Nothing was taboo at our house. Even moreso with my mom.
You see, mom was always in the habit of walking around half-naked. And as I got older I couldn't help staring, especially when she showed me parts of her I'd never seen of any of my friends.
"It's all right to see a woman's body naked, sweetie," Mom said to me once. "There's nothing shameful about the human body. I'm not embarassed to let you see, and if you get an erection looking at me like you're getting now, you shouldn't be embarrassed either. It's only natural. And if you need to masturbate, that's only natural too."
"What's masturbate, mom?" I asked.
This is what's so cool about my mother. She took the time to explain to me what masturbation was, how a male does it, how a female does it, she even told me how good it made her feel when she did it. Yes, mom admitted she liked to touch herself sometimes.
"Though it's not as good or as much fun as sex," Mom winked.
Of course I knew all about sex.
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Re: Roseanne: Welcome To Lanford! [ORIGINAL; Fantasy...See Below]
« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2017, 09:35:09 AM »
Most boys learn about sex from their fathers. But I learned all about it from mom. And while most kids don't learn until they're older, mom taught me when I was five.
"My mother taught me when I was eleven," Mom said. "And your father learned from his father when he was thirteen. But we wanted you to know now, because your father and I love sex, and there's a good chance you might see us having sex, and we want you to already know what we're doing so you don't have to ask questions later."
And mom wasn't kidding. Her and dad had - and still do - sex a lot. And I really did see them doing it, many times.
And they didn't just have intercourse. That was why mom taught me stuff she said no other parents teach their kids about. Mom and dad like to masturbate each other, or perform oral or anal sex as well. Mom even loved to get titfucked as she called it, and she has some large breasts for titfucking.
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Re: Roseanne: Welcome To Lanford! [ORIGINAL; Fantasy...See Below]
« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2017, 09:42:43 AM »
So I grew up around sex, and I started masturbating at an early age. Seeing mom and dad have sex aroused me, I couldn't help it.
Mom even saw me masturbate at times. She liked to watch. And I liked it when she watched. Sometimes she masturbated too. It made me more aroused that seeing me do it aroused her as well.
I'm eleven years old now. I'm a really good-looking good, tall for my age, dark hair, green eyes, slim body. Mom tells me I must drive the girls crazy. And she says if I ever want to have sex, it's all right with her and dad.
If I drive the girls crazy, I don't know about it. I don't pay much attention to girls. Because of watching mom and dad have sex, I found I'm only interested in grown women.
And because of the way I was raised, I'm very bold and I flirt with a lot of mom's friends, the ones who are hot like mom. They blush and laugh, and mom knows what I do and they know mom knows. But since none have flirt back I haven't tried to have sex with any of them.
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« Reply #5 on: June 29, 2017, 09:50:05 AM »
And before I even got a chance to lose my virginity to one of mom's friends, that's when dad's job wanted him to relocate to Illinois. A town called Lanford to be exact.
I wasn't too upset about moving. After all, there was nothing keeping me in our little town in Ohio anyway.
Lanford turned out to be a town that was a lot bigger than our old town, with a lot more things to do and a lot more places to play. A lot more neighbors as well. The houses had been farther apart in our old town. There were lots and lots of houses and families here.
In fact one family who lived right across the street was the Connors. Dan and Roseanne, and their three kids. They had two daughters a little older than me and a son younger than me.
Dan and Roseanne came over the day after we settled into our new house to introduce themselves. And they were the only neighbors that did that. My dad and Dan were a lot alike and they became fast friends. My mom and Roseanne were very different, but they became good friends as well.
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« Reply #6 on: June 29, 2017, 10:08:30 AM »
Mom would often go across the street to visit Roseanne. I'd go with her partly because I really had nothing to do, still getting used to the landscape and not really having made any new friends yet.
I'd be with the Connors' son DJ in the living room watching television, but in reality I was eavesdropping on their conversations. It was one way to get to know Lanford, and I figured if I kept it lowkey, kept to myself, I'd learn more that way.
It wasn't like back in our old town. What I mean is, I knew all of mom's friends, and they knew me. I didn't know any of the women here. I wanted to know them before I flirted with them.
And of course they had to be hot. Roseanne was kind of hot, and she had much bigger breasts than mom did, though mom was slimmer. Roseanne's sister Jackie was slim and tall with hardly any breasts. And she wasn't all that good-looking.
But after some time past, another woman was introduced to the picture. Roseanne and Jackie's older friend Crystal.
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« Reply #7 on: June 29, 2017, 10:18:26 AM »
I thought Crystal was gorgeous... And that Southern accent of hers...so sexy.
Again, I played it lowkey, and eavesdropped on Crystal, mom, Jackie and Roseanne. And I learned a lot about Crystal that way. She had been married three times, divorced twice and widowed once. She had a son my age named Lonnie.
But I also learned Crystal was neurotic, a little slow compared to Roseanne and Jackie, but good-hearted. I could use that to my advantage. It was time to stop being lowkey.
I started getting into the habit of talking to her.
"Hi, Miss Crystal!"
"Hi, Jimmy! Good to see you again!"
"You sure look really pretty today," I'd say.
Crystal would act all embarrassed but smile wider, enjoying my attention.
"Do you really think so?" She'd ask, fluffing her hair or straigtening her blouse.
"Definitely."
"Thanks."
Over time I replaced "pretty" with "gorgeous", a later "knockout" or even "sexy". And of course Crystal was all of those things. And she continued to eat up my compliments.
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« Reply #8 on: June 29, 2017, 10:26:51 AM »
I started going to her house and visit her. I'd wait until Lonnie would go out to play with friends so we'd be all alone together. And I started to compliment her body.
"You don't think I'm getting fat?" She'd ask.
"Of course not! You look great. I really love your butt" [or legs or breasts].
"You don't think my jeans are too tight?"
"No way! Don't be afraid to show off your butt. My mother isn't and she'd tell you the same thing."
Visiting her at her home so often, I got to know the layout of her house. So I knew where here bedroom was as well as the bathroom. Sometimes I'd go over to peek on her through a window. Good thing there were lots of trees and bushes obscuring her property, so the neighbors wouldn't see me.
But I was worried about Crystal seeing me. In fact I WANTED her to see me, wanted her to know I was spying in her. I'd be standing outside of her window on top of one of her garbage cans, cock out, in hand, being masturbated rapidly. I've blown many loads on the side of Crystal's house.
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« Reply #9 on: June 29, 2017, 10:34:55 AM »
I've seen her walking around in short, silky robes, onviously braless underneath, the way her large breasts bounced and her fat nipples poked through. And there were other times I'd seen Crystal in just her bra and panties, her sexy thigh, belly and cleavage on display. She really did have a killer body.
She finally did catch me peeking on her one day, after she came out of the shower, wearing only a towel. Crystal quickly dressed before coming out the back door to call me out. I was still masturbating and she gasped when she saw my exposed penis.
"I think you should come inside," She said.
Jumping down from the garbage can, I still had my cock out but I'd let go of it as I walked towards and passed her into the house. Crystal looked embarrassed as Hell.
"What are you doing out there, young man?" She finally asked after closing the door behind us.
"Watching you and masturbating," I said.
"I could see that," She said. "Aren't you embarrassed at all?"
"Nope," I shook my head.
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« Reply #10 on: June 29, 2017, 10:45:20 AM »
"My mother says a woman shouldn't be embarrassed to show her body, and if I get an erection from looking at it that's only natural. If I need to masturbate if I get aroused that's natural too."
"Oh," Crystal said dumbly. "That's what your mother said?"
I nodded.
"I'm never thought about it that way," She said.
"You have a very beautiful body, Miss Crystal," I said.
"Thanks. Ummm, shouldn't you put that thing away?" She asked, motioning to my exposed penis.
"Why?" I asked back.
"You're not embarrassed to have me see it?"
"Why should I? You aroused me & I want you to know that you arouse me."
"Omg. I have a son your age! I'm old enough to be your mother!"
"Then should I say You arouse me, mom?"
"Omg!" Crystal moaned. "That just sent shivers throughout my body that went straight under my bra & made my nipples stand at attention!"
"Really?"
"I can't believe I just said that to a boy your age, but since I said it there's no reason to lie, yes it's true."
"I turn you on, mom?"
"Omg, yes!" She gushed.
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« Reply #11 on: June 29, 2017, 10:53:50 AM »
Not wanting to let this opportunity pass by, I thrust my hand down the front of her jeans & panties. Crystal gasped as my fingers slid through her valley of curls covering her mature vagina. She was already moist, and as I started to masturbate her she grew very wet.
"Oh, that feels good..." Crystal sighed.
"You like that, mom?" I asked softly close to her ear.
"Yes!" She hissed.
I pushed two finger into her pussy & started pumping them in & out. Her legs seemed to buckle under her.
"I haven't felt this turned in in like...never!" She admitted to me.
With my free hand, I unbuttoned her blouse & shoved up her bra. Her large, red-areoaled breasts tumbled out. I started sucking on one stiff nipple, then rotated to the either. Crystal moaned louder her pussy like a swamp now.
She was gasping & groaning, legs shaking as her body squirmed, until she finally cried out & came all over my fingers.
As her orgasm passed, I slid my hand out of her jeans, wrapped my arm around her waist, & led her to her bedroom.
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« Reply #12 on: June 29, 2017, 11:08:16 AM »
"Take off your clothes, mom," I said as I got undressed myself.
She just nodded & complied. Soon we were both naked. I sat her down on her bed, stood before her & told her to suck my penis.
"It's been a long time since I last sucked on one," Crystal smiled. "And never one as huge as yours. You've got a porn star cock!"
I wasn't sure what a porn star was, but I could guess she meant my penis when she said cock. My mom had told me years ago that I had an overly developed penis for my age, so I wasn't surprised to hear Crystal say that.
Leaning forward, the older woman began to engulf my cock in her mouth. I moaned, feeling her warmth & wetness around me, so much more arousing than masturbating.
Crystal slowly took more & more of my length into her mouth, and down her throat. All the way down her throat. Then she started sucking my cock faster & faster, moaning around it at the same time. And she was using her tongue on my cock as well.
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« Reply #13 on: June 29, 2017, 11:15:07 AM »
It felt so amazing... My body temperature seemed to be rising, but especially in my penis. I always last a long time when I masturbate, but this... This was too much for me, it felt just too good. Before I knew it, my penis was throbbing in Crystal's mouth, and swelling up. Before I could say anything, I erupted in her mouth.
Crystal moaned louder, and started to swallow my semen! I watched her throat work as she drank down rope after rope, as I spurt thirteen or fourteen times.
When the flow finally stopped, Crystal slipped her mouth off of my penis, licking her lips.
"That was the best tasting load I ever swallowed!" She grinned.
"Your turn," I said. "Lay back."
Crystal again complied. Kneeling between her legs, I spread them and buried my face on her pussy.
"Omg!" She gasped. "No guy ever ate my pussy before!" Crystal cried out.
I'd seen dad give mom oral sex many times, but only from a distance. I hoped I was doing it to Crystal well enough. She seemed to be enjoying it a lot though.
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« Reply #14 on: June 29, 2017, 11:38:52 AM »
She was writhing on her bed, gasping & groaning as I pushed my tongue deeper inside of her sweet vagina. No wonder dad enjoyed doing this to mom so much!
Crystal's body was spasming like crazy, and it wasn't long before she was orgasming all over my face as her vagina flooded out its juices. But I kept on eating her, until she came three times, gasping for breath.
But what I really wanted to do was lose my virginity, so finally I mounted Crystal, easing my penis inside of her.
"How does that feel, mom?" I asked.
She grinned back at me.
"Best cock I ever felt," She said. "I can't believe it belongs to someone so young..."
"Does it really matter?" I asked.
"Not anymore I guess," Crystal said. "I'm a child molester now. Give it to me good!"
I started moving in & out of her tight, hot pussy slowly & awkwardly.  As I grew more used to intercourse & grew more confident, I pumped in & out of Crystal faster, as she wrapped her arms around me.
"Oh, you fuck me so well with that huge cock!" She cried out.
"If it's good enough for the Gemini Guys
Then it's good enough for me" - Adam Ant

"IT IS THE TALE, NOT HE WHO TELLS IT"
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