Hazel, welcome, come in and pull up a chair, open a good story and get in the mood. Or hang around and chat, we talk about so many interesting things. Be careful there are some of his here of questionable moral fiber, we might take you prisoner and do all sorts of nasty things to you, or maybe make you do nasty things to us.
Oh, Hazel, there's an empty chair right here, sit beside me. I don't bite, well not hard anyway.
Millie