Are you a dominatrix now and didn't tell us :)
Me? A domme? Guys have been trying to flip me
"You look young, Jamie. It's more humiliating to
submit to a young girl!"
I even took a BDSM test for this guy. I totally
flunked the "D," "S," and "M" parts, but my "Sub"
and "B" scores were off the chart. Some folks
even want to make me a guy. These days, with
sexuality being infinitely malleable, that idea isn't
so inconceivable. I lack the requisite equipment,
though, and I wouldn't know which bathroom to
There are ways around the equipment problem.
April and I stopped at this XXX video store on the
county line on our way back from Oklahoma. We
saw the road signs. April was like, "Video Store?
Seriously?" So we decided to take a look. At the
STORE, not the videos.
You can probably picture it: two tight assed
dancer-body college girls in tight jeans and titty
sweaters, wide-eyed in this Sub-Trumpian Den of
Deplorables. We'd look up and you could HEAR
eyes snap away so they wouldn't be caught
"looking." It was like, two in the afternoon. if it
were two am… they would of grabbed us by our
pussies, I just know it. I didn't see anyone
clinging to a gun, but I could hear their religion
idling in the parking lot out back.
They had a bunch of sex toys in this display
case. I was looking at this killer strap-on. I looked
up at April, and she was looking at it too. She
blushed when I looked up. As we were leaving,
April was like, "But Jamie, I NEED a little glory!"
God! I had to punch her to get her to leave. April
is a NICE girl but I know, um, I mean I've HEARD,
that Things Can Happen when "nice" girls go in
I'm open minded and a good sport about the
domme thong, I mean THING. When I was a
junior I did this shoot for the film school where
I was in latex, black lipstick and bitch boots. I
caught a look at myself in the mirror and I
couldn't stop giggling. The guy scowled at me.
"You have to look TOUGH, Jamie," he said.
I think I have some proof pix somewhere. One of
the pics made it into this guy's project. It was
better than Tinder. My contract said if the pix
went porno then I got residuals.
Haven't seen any money yet, but one guy wanted
to pay me to pee on him, and another guy was
Like I said: guys have been trying to flip me for