He got drunk and impregnated his virgin daughters.
Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father. And they made their father drink wine that night: and the firstborn went in, and lay with her father; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose. Behold, I lay yesternight with my father: let us make him drink wine this night also; and go thou in, and lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father. And they made their father drink wine that night also: and the younger arose, and lay with him; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose. Thus were both the daughters of Lot with child by their father. Genesis 19:32-36
¿Why does every Bible basher choose this incident to `prove’ their case? Especial;ly since none of them can read!
Here’s the modern telling of that same story:
Just after the earthquake, the girls sat down.
“Sis, look around. ¿You see anyone other than daddy?” the older one asked.
“No,” the younger daughter admitted. “Especially men.”
“Exactly, so here’s what I was thinking. I managed to swipe these” as she shows her sister the rufies “before it all hit. So what we do is we drop these in daddy’s drink tonight and- Well, you know.”
“I should suck his dick first. That’ll get him hard,” the younger suggested.
“No need. I got this probe thingy. We just plug it in, put it in his ass, and he’ll come. And he’ll never even know.”
“¿Ya, but how do we explain the kids?”
