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Offline KissyFace

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The Once and Future Slut Test
« on: August 16, 2007, 09:09:06 PM »
Well, I've found a new test for us!

http://okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=15549659408409939353

Your Score: Ambitious Slutling              34% past slut, 79% future slut
You little slut. You are totally willing to do anything anytime, but you haven't completely backed that up with action. You're working on it though. In a couple of years, we expect you'll be a full-blown slut. How is college, anyway?

I think I have some work to do!!    ;D




 





 
« Last Edit: August 16, 2007, 09:22:33 PM by kissyface »

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Re: The Once and Future Slut Test
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2007, 06:42:43 PM »
 Slut Test
Your Score: Adolescent38% past slut, 50% future slut
You haven't had much in the way of sexual experience, but you are at least moderately interested in sex and you may be willing to do a few bad things to get it. You are probably entering your "adolescent" phase, which means you are about to start having a lot more sex. (If not, it's probably because you aren't getting the opportunity, which is something I can't help with -- sorry!)

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
 
 You scored higher than 99% on past slut
 
 You scored higher than 99% on future slut

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Re: The Once and Future Slut Test
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2007, 07:10:15 PM »
Established Slut......83% PAST SLUT, 44% FUTURE SLUT

You've done plenty of slutty things and had a few very wild times, it sounds like. You aren't quite as slutty as you used to be, though, but that's a good thing. After all, sometimes being slutty means making bad decisions, and you're somewhat growing out of that now. But that doesn't mean you've really reformed, you've just toned it down. You may still have some slutty experiences heading your way. You remind me of Carrie on Sex and the City.

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Re: The Once and Future Slut Test
« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2007, 04:32:38 PM »
Established Slut
79% past slut, 49% future slut
       
      You've done plenty of slutty things and had a few very wild times, it sounds like.  You aren't quite as slutty as you used to be, though, but that's a good thing.  After all, sometimes being slutty means making bad decisions, and you're somewhat growing out of that now.  But that doesn't mean you've really reformed, you've just toned it down.  You may still have some slutty experiences heading your way.  You remind me of Carrie on Sex and the City.
     
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Re: The Once and Future Slut Test
« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2007, 03:19:03 PM »
Your Score: Total Slut
62% past slut, 79% future slut

Wow. You say you're willing to do a lot to get your sex, and you've backed that up with action. You are a slut, my friend. (Call me) Seriously, though: you are at the height of your sexual exploration right now. This probably won't last for all that long, because you're going to make some bad decisions and eventually learn a thing or two, and tone it down. In the meantime, try to stay disease-free and keep your naked pics off the internet and you won't regret it too much later.
My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

   
       You scored higher than 73% on past slut
 
       You scored higher than 93% on future slut


LOL this is fun!
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Re: The Once and Future Slut Test
« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2008, 10:55:55 PM »
Total Slut
86% past slut, 88% future slut

Wow. You say you're willing to do a lot to get your sex, and you've backed that up with action. You are a slut, my friend. (Call me) Seriously, though: you are at the height of your sexual exploration right now. This probably won't last for all that long, because you're going to make some bad decisions and eventually learn a thing or two, and tone it down. In the meantime, try to stay disease-free and keep your naked pics off the internet and you won't regret it too much later.

Now that was fun.

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Re: The Once and Future Slut Test
« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2008, 02:25:59 AM »
That's hilarious  :D

Ambitious Slutling

50% past slut, 71% future slut
You little slut. You are totally willing to do anything anytime, but you haven't completely backed that up with action. You're working on it though. In a couple of years, we expect you'll be a full-blown slut. How is college, anyway?


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Re: The Once and Future Slut Test
« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2008, 08:03:15 AM »
Sometimes a guy has to chime in... Nothing I did not knowalready.
Total Slut
87% past slut, 76% future slut

Wow. You say you're willing to do a lot to get your sex, and you've backed that up with action. You are a slut, my friend. (Call me) Seriously, though: you are at the height of your sexual exploration right now. This probably won't last for all that long, because you're going to make some bad decisions and eventually learn a thing or two, and tone it down. In the meantime, try to stay disease-free and keep your naked pics off the internet and you won't regret it too much later.

There are definitly a couple ladies I would like to see the results of here.

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Re: The Once and Future Slut Test
« Reply #8 on: July 22, 2008, 12:48:05 PM »
# You scored 41% on past slut, higher than 40% of your peers.
# 33/100 You scored 47% on future slut, higher than 33% of your peers.

You are a moderately slutty.  You aren't especially more slutty now than you were in the past, but you aren't exactly settling down either.  You could still have some slutty experiences in front of you but you're not out of control.  :angel:

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Re: The Once and Future Slut Test
« Reply #9 on: July 22, 2008, 03:57:15 PM »
37% past slut, 78% future slut
You little slut. You are totally willing to do anything anytime, but you haven't completely backed that up with action. You're working on it though. In a couple of years, we expect you'll be a full-blown slut. How is college, anyway?

The problem with this test is that it doesn't let me express my unique branch of ethics on the matter ;).

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Re: The Once and Future Slut Test
« Reply #10 on: August 05, 2008, 09:35:57 PM »
Moderate Slut

50% past slut, 44% future slut
You are a moderately slutty. You aren't especially more slutty now than you were in the past, but you aren't exactly settling down either. You could still have some slutty experiences in front of you but you're not out of control.


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Re: The Once and Future Slut Test
« Reply #11 on: August 10, 2008, 03:02:39 PM »
Established Slut

74% past slut, 41% future slut
You've done plenty of slutty things and had a few very wild times, it sounds like. You aren't quite as slutty as you used to be, though, but that's a good thing. After all, sometimes being slutty means making bad decisions, and you're somewhat growing out of that now. But that doesn't mean you've really reformed, you've just toned it down. You may still have some slutty experiences heading your way.

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Re: The Once and Future Slut Test
« Reply #12 on: May 15, 2011, 12:04:17 PM »
Total Slut

86% past slut, 88% future slut
Wow. You say you're willing to do a lot to get your sex, and you've backed that up with action. You are a slut, my friend. (Call me) Seriously, though: you are at the height of your sexual exploration right now. This probably won't last for all that long, because you're going to make some bad decisions and eventually learn a thing or two, and tone it down. In the meantime, try to stay disease-free and keep your naked pics off the internet and you won't regret it too much later.

Pretty good quiz, lol
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Re: The Once and Future Slut Test
« Reply #13 on: May 15, 2011, 01:12:11 PM »
Established Slut
85% past slut, 66% future slut

You've done plenty of slutty things and had a few very wild times, it sounds like. You aren't quite as slutty as you used to be, though, but that's a good thing. After all, sometimes being slutty means making bad decisions, and you're somewhat growing out of that now. But that doesn't mean you've really reformed, you've just toned it down. You may still have some slutty experiences heading your way. You remind me of Carrie on Sex and the City.
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Re: The Once and Future Slut Test
« Reply #14 on: July 14, 2011, 04:50:52 PM »
Established Slut
69% past slut, 66% future slut

You've done plenty of slutty things and had a few very wild times, it sounds like. You aren't quite as slutty as you used to be, though, but that's a good thing. After all, sometimes being slutty means making bad decisions, and you're somewhat growing out of that now. But that doesn't mean you've really reformed, you've just toned it down. You may still have some slutty experiences heading your way. You remind me of Carrie on Sex and the City