[loverquest]

Your result for The Once and Future Slut Test ...
Total Slut

68% past slut, 69% future slut
 Wow. You say you're willing to do a lot to get your sex, and you've backed that up with action. You are a slut, my friend. (Call me) Seriously, though: you are at the height of your sexual exploration right now. This probably won't last for all that long, because you're going to make some bad decisions and eventually learn a thing or two, and tone it down. In the meantime, try to stay disease-free and keep your naked pics off the internet and you won't regret it too much later.


    past slut Distribution-

    You scored 68% on past slut, higher than 61% of your peers.

    future slut Distribution-

    You scored 69% on future slut, higher than 69% of your peers.

Really?? {{Blushes}}
is slut a good thing?

[zokah]

69 is always good, but on ur "past slut" you only got 68 so I guess you owe 1 somewhere

[loverquest]

gee, how do I fix that? is there a credit department?I knew I should have tried for a better score, it IS still a passing grade, right?

69 is a "D". That "D" Your past results show only a single point of improvement...

Fortunately, there is a Long way to go to Finals and with Plenty of Cramming, Private Tutoring and Lots of extra Credit we can Be assured that you will make a Passable Slut in the Near future.

[loverquest]

Brutal... That really is reassuring

[IronMan]

Wow.  Tell it like it is, I guess.

Your result for The Once and Future Slut Test ...
Total Slut

67% past slut, 81% future slut
Wow. You say you're willing to do a lot to get your sex, and you've backed that up with action. You are a slut, my friend. (Call me) Seriously, though: you are at the height of your sexual exploration right now. This probably won't last for all that long, because you're going to make some bad decisions and eventually learn a thing or two, and tone it down. In the meantime, try to stay disease-free and keep your naked pics off the internet and you won't regret it too much later.

Your result for The Once and Future Slut Test ...
Moderate Slut

42% past slut, 63% future slut
You are a moderately slutty. You aren't especially more slutty now than you were in the past, but you aren't exactly settling down either. You could still have some slutty experiences in front of you but you're not out of control.

nice future,great tomorrow

[loverquest]

  After some training, I felt the need to retake this test..... these are my current scores;

Total Slut
72% past slut, 78% future slut
Wow. You say you're willing to do a lot to get your sex, and you've backed that up with action. You are a slut, my friend. (Call me) Seriously, though: you are at the height of your sexual exploration right now. This probably won't last for all that long, because you're going to make some bad decisions and eventually learn a thing or two, and tone it down. In the meantime, try to stay disease-free and keep your naked pics off the internet and you won't regret it too much later.


You scored 72% on past slut, higher than 65% of your peers.

You scored 78% on future slut, higher than 79% of your peers.
 
there is improvement, but is it enough of an improvement?
of course I have a very good 'instructor'....I hope he would consider me a good student.

[BoundLynn]

Non-slut

9% past slut, 17% future slut
Well, I'm sure you already knew this, but you aren't much of a slut, and you don't much want to be one either. If you've done anything slutty it was probably an isolated incident. However, you may be kind of missing out.

Feeling out of place lol, I'll just have to study harder next time

[Nero]

Well, what do you know:

Established Slut
72% past slut, 56% future slut

[Tinkerbell]

Okay, well, I'm an "established slut," 76% past, 44% future. Actually, pretty accurate, only in junior high I found out you WEREN'T a slut as long as you kissed and stuff first.

"You've done plenty of slutty things and had a few very wild times, it sounds like. You aren't quite as slutty as you used to be, though, but that's a good thing. After all, sometimes being slutty means making bad decisions, and you're somewhat growing out of that now. But that doesn't mean you've really reformed, you've just toned it down. You may still have some slutty experiences heading your way. You remind me of Carrie on Sex and the City."

That last, I don't know. I don't watch TV, I mean like all the time, but I have seen SATC, and I don't think I'm anything remotely like Carrie. But it's exactly right that I had a few wild times and that I made bad decisions I'm growing out of, and that I haven't "reformed," just toned it down. That is spot-on.

So I was having a latte with Jenny (she was buying, I can't afford lattes). Jenny is all tits and legs and blond hair, when I'm with her I feel like doggie doo-doo. She wouldn't hang out with me at all except she thinks I'm "edgy" and that it rubs off on her. Anyway, she is very socially connected, or was, until her divorce, so I asked her about the Carrie thing and she was like, "Yeah, that's you, Jamie." and I'm like, "But I only have two pair of heels..." and Jenny says, "Jamie, when you moved, you had four big boxes of ballet shoes under your bed, and those 'fuck me' sandals, they count for about six of mine!"

Love,

Jamie

Jamie, maybe it is not what you have, but how you use it that counts most.

Maybe Carrie never found the right pair of fuck-me sandals.

I think you have a better sense of humor too.

[DrDiscrete]

Jenny is all tits and legs and blond hair.  Sounds like my kind of woman.

[Tinkerbell]

Jenny is all tits and legs and blond hair.  Sounds like my kind of woman.

Oh, yah, Jenny is a piece of ... um, work. I met her through Kristie and April. My ex-bf and I got evicted, and we broke up and I was living in the college cafeteria and sleeping with the school cat. I heard my ex was jealous! Anyway, they were trying to find two other girls to share this big 2BR apartment. They had recruited Jenny and Kristie was like, "Come on, Jamie! It'll be fun!" and I was like, "I don't have any money" and Kristie says, "It's ok, we'll cover you."

So anyway, April and I are dancers, Kristie is a figure skater, I mean only gymnasts are more perverted than skaters and dancers. (I used to be a gymnast...) So we are all hott-grrl rock-and-roll stoner types, and here's Jenny, a DDebutante, engaged to Mr America. She thought we were all slutz because we sucked a lot of cock and she didn't. So like, at least we didn't have sleepovers with our fiancees. I mean, April would sleep with me and Kristie, and Jenny's bed was against the wall, and it would be "squeak-squeak, squeak-squeak, (moan) squeak-squeak, (moan) squeak-squeak-squeak-squeak squeak-squeak-squeak-squeak (moan) all night long. I mean one morning I forgot and I came out of the shower wearing nothing but a towel, around my HEAD, and There He Is, Mr. America. I turned around and stomped off, and he was like, "Nice Ass, Jamie!"

Then one day Jenny came over with her kid sister Britney.
 
Oh.
My.
God!

I mean, she's legal now, but she was like, fifteen then. Blonder, longer legs, bigger tits, she made Jenny look like poop, and Kristie and April and I, we were like scabby aliens from another planet. Their dad is rich. HIS dad owns all the oil in Texas that the Hunts don't, Their mom is a super-MILF. If it can be lifted, enhanced, stretched, bleached or tucked, she's had it. I'm sure Britney wondered what Big Sis was doing with trash like us. I mean, her parents had to cut off the internet at the house because Brit had posted pix of her big bazongas all over her facefuck, I mean faceBOOK page. Her dad, who was in the "all binnis" (Texian for "oil business") kept having guys at meetings pass around their Blackberries with topless pix of his daughter. I mean, isn't that kittie-porn?

I mean, April and I went to Corpus this time with Jenny and her family, and we were at this Forth of July festival and Jenny and Britney and her mom were all wearing these almost-cameltoe white short-shorts and heels and bouncy bra-tops. You know how in science class you put iron filings on some paper and then put a magnet in the middle? All the filings turn and line up facing the magnet. That's what it felt like, only the iron filings were the guys on the street and Jenny, Britney and their mom were the magnet. We walked from the restaurant down to their yacht, and I had 1,001 rape fantasies in fifteen minutes. If I'd've had a strap-on, I would have humped April!

I mean, Jenny didn't even notice. She doesn't even SEE guys unless she considers them worthy of consideration. I HATE attitudes like that, whether it's in guys or girls. Anyway, I rag on Jenny I know, but she's really nice, and I'd probably be just like her if I had her upbringing. I like keeping up with her because she's so different from me, and after her marriage to Mr. America didn't work out she's started Thinking About Her Life, which is really hard, I know.

I'm sure Britney is a legend by now. I haven't seen her since Jenny's wedding. She went away to school, maybe Baylor? Jenny said where but we were at Starbuck's and a guy was Looking at me and I Wasn't Listening. I found her Facebook page. No nude pix, though, but when I friended her, nothing happened, so I guess I don't make the cut.

Love,

Jamie

Your result for The Once and Future Slut Test ...

 
Established Slut

71% past slut, 54% future slut
 
You've done plenty of slutty things and had a few very wild times, it sounds like. You aren't quite as slutty as you used to be, though, but that's a good thing. After all, sometimes being slutty means making bad decisions, and you're somewhat growing out of that now. But that doesn't mean you've really reformed, you've just toned it down. You may still have some slutty experiences heading your way. You remind me of Carrie on Sex and the City.
 
Your Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
 
You scored 71% on past slut, higher than 63% of your peers.

You scored 54% on future slut, higher than 50% of your peers.