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Author Topic: Uses for Nair  (Read 299 times)

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« on: June 24, 2016, 07:01:15 PM »

*Stay Off Your Bicycle


*My wife Andrea found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear,

so she took it to the veterinarian.


The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears.


He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine.


The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this
from recurring, she should go to the pharmacy

and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears

once a month.


*Andrea went to the store and bought some "Nair" hair remover.


*At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use
this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."


*Andrea said, "I'm not using it under my arms."


*The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body
lotion for a couple of days."


*Andrea replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either.

If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."

*The pharmacist said, "In that case you should stay off your
bicycle for at least a week.

Rape is the ultimate compliment..

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