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Offline JustJess_33

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Re: Something you can say during sex and at a drive thru window
« Reply #1605 on: January 25, 2024, 03:27:50 PM »
Did you just tip me
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Re: Something you can say during sex and at a drive thru window
« Reply #1606 on: January 25, 2024, 03:39:52 PM »
Well I have to say your technique with the sausage had left me speechless!
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Re: Something you can say during sex and at a drive thru window
« Reply #1607 on: February 13, 2024, 03:02:40 PM »
Extra sauce with the sausage muffin
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Re: Something you can say during sex and at a drive thru window
« Reply #1608 on: February 13, 2024, 03:57:57 PM »
What do you mean my sausage may not find an egg?
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Re: Something you can say during sex and at a drive thru window
« Reply #1609 on: February 14, 2024, 05:34:46 PM »
The juice from this is running down my wrist.
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Re: Something you can say during sex and at a drive thru window
« Reply #1610 on: February 14, 2024, 07:02:00 PM »
No! I clearly remember saying place the juices in two separate glasses, not mixed!
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Re: Something you can say during sex and at a drive thru window
« Reply #1611 on: March 26, 2024, 10:20:32 AM »
Make sure the buns are fresh.
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Re: Something you can say during sex and at a drive thru window
« Reply #1612 on: March 26, 2024, 11:38:43 AM »
I'm sorry the myo on your toasted buns seems to be a bit runny!
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Re: Something you can say during sex and at a drive thru window
« Reply #1613 on: March 28, 2024, 10:46:44 PM »
Do you have some free samples?
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Re: Something you can say during sex and at a drive thru window
« Reply #1614 on: March 29, 2024, 12:55:06 PM »
What do you mean I can lick those coupons and stick them up my ass?
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Re: Something you can say during sex and at a drive thru window
« Reply #1615 on: April 04, 2024, 08:17:54 PM »
That may be fresh but it still smells funny.
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Re: Something you can say during sex and at a drive thru window
« Reply #1616 on: April 05, 2024, 12:09:58 PM »
I don't suppose you would consider placing that on the side would you?
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