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Re: If someone took the last thing you purchased, and SHOVED IT UP YOUR ASS....
« Reply #105 on: October 30, 2016, 03:13:03 PM »
fairy lights

yikes !!

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Re: If someone took the last thing you purchased, and SHOVED IT UP YOUR ASS....
« Reply #106 on: November 03, 2016, 03:02:19 AM »
Pizza...and Dr. Pepper.

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Re: If someone took the last thing you purchased, and SHOVED IT UP YOUR ASS....
« Reply #107 on: December 02, 2016, 09:33:21 PM »
A disney infinity figure i purchased for a friend

it would both hurt and totally ruin the gift lmao
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Re: If someone took the last thing you purchased, and SHOVED IT UP YOUR ASS....
« Reply #108 on: December 06, 2016, 01:10:14 AM »
sushi

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Re: If someone took the last thing you purchased, and SHOVED IT UP YOUR ASS....
« Reply #109 on: December 31, 2016, 01:54:49 PM »
As usual, it was coffee.  Very hot...OUCH.  It was a big cup as well. 

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Re: If someone took the last thing you purchased, and SHOVED IT UP YOUR ASS....
« Reply #110 on: February 20, 2017, 04:04:43 PM »
a brand new fleshlight ... this is not what it is intended for

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Re: If someone took the last thing you purchased, and SHOVED IT UP YOUR ASS....
« Reply #111 on: February 20, 2017, 08:05:17 PM »
I'd start (cheat!) with the Palmolive, go through the other groceries (milk, lettuce (not a head), garlic bread, and finish with the rest of the soap. Yeah, pretty unpleasant, but thank god for that soap!
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Re: If someone took the last thing you purchased, and SHOVED IT UP YOUR ASS....
« Reply #112 on: February 20, 2017, 09:16:26 PM »
I was at Dairy Queen today and bought a cheeseburger. So much for lunch!
I could rape your pussy, but I'd be in and out in a few minutes. So I choose to rape your mind, and I'll be inside you forever!

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Re: If someone took the last thing you purchased, and SHOVED IT UP YOUR ASS....
« Reply #113 on: February 21, 2017, 11:43:19 AM »
How much room is up there, i bought 10lbs of potatoes!

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Re: If someone took the last thing you purchased, and SHOVED IT UP YOUR ASS....
« Reply #114 on: February 21, 2017, 06:53:17 PM »
i just nerd-ed out and bought a life size starwars clone trooper its about 5 ft 3 and makes noises but at the same time I'm not sure it will fit in my ass can we make a exception

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Re: If someone took the last thing you purchased, and SHOVED IT UP YOUR ASS....
« Reply #115 on: February 25, 2017, 12:54:15 AM »
I just re-filled my blood pressure medication prescription. Come on, guys! I really need these pills! They won't do much good up my ass.
I could rape your pussy, but I'd be in and out in a few minutes. So I choose to rape your mind, and I'll be inside you forever!

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Re: If someone took the last thing you purchased, and SHOVED IT UP YOUR ASS....
« Reply #116 on: February 25, 2017, 01:32:02 PM »
Wouldn't hurt at all an e-book from Kindle store

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Can of pepsi ........

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Oh my gods. I bought seeds. Hahahahahaha!!! :emot_laughing.gif:

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You know when Rick said "waaaaay up" he smiled in that scene lol.

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