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« on: May 20, 2007, 12:17:30 AM »

Hope this hasn't been posted here yet.

Are you Damned
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You will die a warrior and be spirited away by warbling wenches to the Hall of the Slain. Meat and mead for ever more, well until Ragnarok, anyway, when you will do battle with giants, giantesses, dwarfs, elves and Nidhug, a dragon who likes to nibble trees. Odin is great!

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« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2007, 12:33:16 AM »

Atheism

You can laugh at the silly superstitions of the religious, safe in the knowledge that we are only dust and lies. All that will be left of you after you die is a slow decay and some fading memories in the minds of your friends. Hope you're enjoying your life at the moment- there's nothing better to come.

Actually I fall a little closer to Agnostic, but thats pretty damn close.
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« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2007, 12:36:05 AM »

<img src="[url]http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/images/damned/f.jpg" title="Sex With Nuns" alt="Sex With Nuns" border="0" />[/url]
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My next victim to take away from here
She will be the prize to my collection
A joy for me to hold and use at my discretion
I belong to the night, stalking it and surveying
taking what I need to suffice my desires
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« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2007, 03:31:04 AM »

Valhalla

You will die a warrior and be spirited away by warbling wenches to the Hall of the Slain. Meat and mead for ever more, well until Ragnarok, anyway, when you will do battle with giants, giantesses, dwarfs, elves and Nidhug, a dragon who likes to nibble trees. Odin is great!

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« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2007, 07:09:27 AM »

lol we must be the warbling wenches then!
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« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2007, 07:25:35 AM »

Heaven

Pure as the driven snow, you are waiting until the afterlife for your reward. Maybe you have had to repress some urges, screw down some feelings, squash some temptations and sometimes stop yourself from having fun. Don't worry. It's probably been worth it.


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« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2007, 02:29:34 AM »

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« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2007, 10:05:14 AM »

Atheism

You can laugh at the silly superstitions of the religious, safe in the knowledge that we are only dust and lies. All that will be left of you after you die is a slow decay and some fading memories in the minds of your friends. Hope you're enjoying your life at the moment- there's nothing better to come.

 

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« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2007, 02:40:49 PM »

Heaven

Pure as the driven snow, you are waiting until the afterlife for your reward. Maybe you have had to repress some urges, screw down some feelings, squash some temptations and sometimes stop yourself from having fun. Don't worry. It's probably been worth it.

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« Reply #9 on: June 28, 2007, 03:01:27 AM »

Purgatory

Though you are leaving this life in God's grace, you haven't quite been able to stop youself from sinning. Our God is an angry God, and requires that you serve your time in limbo before you pass through the pearly gates. Some theologians believe that while you are resting here you won't know that eventually you will reach heaven, causing terrible doubts and hopeless speculation. Good luck.
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« Reply #10 on: June 30, 2007, 10:36:39 PM »

Sex With Nuns

Whether as a punishment or as a reward, the fates have decreed that you will spend eternity having sex with nuns. Better be careful though, they are 'Brides of Christ', and if he catches you at it he'll pull out your pubic hair.

I gotta have sex with nuns?  Yuck!
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« Reply #11 on: June 30, 2007, 10:38:33 PM »

Sex With Nuns

Whether as a punishment or as a reward, the fates have decreed that you will spend eternity having sex with nuns. Better be careful though, they are 'Brides of Christ', and if he catches you at it he'll pull out your pubic hair.

I gotta have sex with nuns?  Yuck!

Oh, now that's bad, Emily!!!
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« Reply #12 on: July 19, 2007, 06:45:20 PM »

Are You Damned?
Heaven

Pure as the driven snow, you are waiting until the afterlife for your reward. Maybe you have had to repress some urges, screw down some feelings, squash some temptations and sometimes stop yourself from having fun. Don't worry. It's probably been worth it.
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« Reply #13 on: August 09, 2007, 06:40:35 AM »

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Sex With Nuns

Whether as a punishment or as a reward, the fates have decreed that you will spend eternity having sex with nuns. Better be careful though, they are 'Brides of Christ', and if he catches you at it he'll pull out your pubic hair.


  am a little concerned how they will pull out my pubic hair!?!....i dont have any!!!!!!! ani_kitty2.gif
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« Reply #14 on: August 09, 2007, 07:11:38 AM »

The acts of God can be quiet entertaining at times. For instance, the belly button, or bally button as we call it around here. American's and most other English speakers may find this hard to understand. I will translate any words you can't work out. Smiley


I am a bally button
are really doh do much.
I just lie 'ere in yer bally.
An' om ticklish ter touch.
Fer me life's pretty borin'
Sometimes ov 'ad enouph
Uv actin' like a dustbin.
Fillin' up wi dirt un fluff.
I like lung 'ot shower,
tew aht nice un clean.
Gerrin dressed un washin'.
um the only times om seen
an' theres one thing I ay sure abaht.
Its a mystery ter me.
Me proper nairme's a naivel
Bur ov never bin ter sea.
Od like ter 'ave a purpose,
just like the lungs or 'eart,
breathin' air or pumpin' blood.
Od like ter play me part.
But still I cud be useful.
Dooin' other things instead.
Od be good fer keepin' salt in
When yoh'm aeting chips in bed.
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