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« on: March 01, 2009, 12:14:29 PM »

The 'Would You Have Been A Nazi' Test

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Are you a Nazi?
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« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2009, 12:20:03 PM »

The Everyday German

Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 29% blindly patriotic
Had you lived in Germany in the 1930s, you'd have probably just gone along with the flow. Men with guns are surrounding the house next door? The bagel place on the corner's gone? Hmm...whatever.

The data show you're a decent person who's willing to listen to what people of authority tell you. That's what most people are, and in most times and most places, that's ok. But not then; not there.

The sad conclusion: you would've missed your Jewish friends, but you would've done nothing about it. Seriously. But rest assured, you would've forgiven yourself eventually.


Damn!

The test was faulty I'll tell you!  Often there was no answer that best fit what I would do.
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« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2009, 01:18:49 PM »

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Your result for The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test ...
The Resistance

Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 14% antitolerant, and 48% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in the Resistance!
I can think of a few problems here.

1. Someone who is 38% brainwashworthy (whatever that means) and 48% blindly patriotic is probably not going to join the resistance and take up arms.

2. I don't think I deserve those high numbers based on my answers.

3. In reality I might have fled the country, but I can't see myself joining any resistance movement, however justified.
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« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2009, 01:20:32 PM »

It appears that there's no way to get the results, without giving them my personal info.  
(Which, not being a socialist, I declined to do.)  Since they attempted to force me to comply, I must conclude that the administrators of this test are themselves in fact, Nazi's, and therefore, would have skewered the test in their favor anyway.  Probably a better test would have been one simple question: do you believe in the Bill of Rights, and the US Constitution?
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« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2009, 02:23:48 PM »

It appears that there's no way to get the results, without giving them my personal info.  
(Which, not being a socialist, I declined to do.)  Since they attempted to force me to comply, I must conclude that the administrators of this test are themselves in fact, Nazi's, and therefore, would have skewered the test in their favor anyway.  Probably a better test would have been one simple question: do you believe in the Bill of Rights, and the US Constitution?
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Just back up with the browser and ask for your results again.  I didn't have to give any personal info that way.
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« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2009, 12:53:12 PM »

Your result for The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test ...

The Resistance
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 43% blindly patriotic

Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!



Well, I have no idea what 38% brainwashworthy is supposed to mean (I would be this likely to be brainwashed?  I would be this worthwhile as a target for brainwashing?  Or does it mean something else entirely?), or what sort of scale they use.  I also think that a lot of the questions are skewed, and the answers loaded to favor certain things.

While on the subject, I don't accept the assertion that any degree of patriotism is unhealthy.  It is how I choose to act on my patriotic feelings and/or ideology which will prove the pudding.

I would like to think that I would have fought in the resistance, but these questions are very easy to answer from the safety of my desk.
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« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2009, 07:46:41 PM »

The Resistance

Achtung! You are 31% brainwashworthy, 14% antitolerant, and 52% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in the Resistance!



Compared to other takers

    * 29/100 You scored 31% on brainwashworthy, higher than 29% of your peers.
    * 7/100 You scored 14% on antitolerant, higher than 7% of your peers.
    * 71/100 You scored 52% on patriotic, higher than 71% of your peers.
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« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2009, 02:30:20 PM »

Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 50% antitolerant, and 95% blindly patriotic

You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be.

Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

Deutschland: Uber Alles!


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« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2009, 04:02:36 PM »

Ha! I got Der Kmmandant!  I RULE you guys.

Actually, I'm half German with National Socialist, and Holocaust Victim ancsestors.  The other half's mixed British isles (Including some Manx.)  Honestly, my blood isn't pure enough for the heirarchy of the Eugenic ideal, but then neither was der Fuhrer's.
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« Reply #9 on: June 17, 2009, 06:12:49 PM »

don't need to take a test to know I wouldn't have bought into all that mind control nonsense of hitler's, but I will say this: I wouldn't have minded being a german soldier, preferably an officer, so I could rape all those nice french girls... emot_thedrool.gif
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« Reply #10 on: June 17, 2009, 06:38:33 PM »

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« Reply #11 on: June 17, 2009, 07:16:07 PM »

The Everyday German
Achtung! You are 62% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic

Had you lived in Germany in the 1930s, you'd have probably just gone along with the flow. Men with guns are surrounding the house next door? The bagel place on the corner's gone? Hmm...whatever.

The data show you're a decent person who's willing to listen to what people of authority tell you. That's what most people are, and in most times and most places, that's ok. But not then; not there.

The sad conclusion: you would've missed your Jewish friends, but you would've done nothing about it. Seriously. But rest assured, you would've forgiven yourself eventually.


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« Reply #12 on: August 04, 2009, 04:32:36 PM »

I got something akin to "Swine: You wouldn't have participated, but you wouldn't have resisted." Maybe they're right, but part of the issue is things like the question, "Is everyone racist?" Yes, yes in fact I think everyone has those subconscious tendencies, and research bears me out. SHOULD everyone be racist? No.

But, of course, these tests are very bad Wink .
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« Reply #13 on: September 05, 2009, 12:07:10 AM »

I forgot to copy and paste my results, but it said I WAS Hitler lol.
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« Reply #14 on: September 05, 2009, 12:22:03 AM »



Your result for The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test ...

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Achtung! You are 62% brainwashworthy, 32% antitolerant, and 57% blindly patriotic

You're not evil exactly, but you still would've joined the German army. Driven by STRONG patriotism and a willingness to do what your country asks, you would've thrown your moral reservations aside and stepped right up to the platz for the AXIS POWERS.

The sad fact is: while you're not self-centered, you are are an enthusiastic nationalist, malleable like so much half-dried glue, and ready to follow zee rules. Unfortunately, you're not cynical enough to tell when you're being manipulated. You probably have a violent itch that needs scratching anyhow, so why ask questions?

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would've supported the Nazis militarily while turning a blind eye to their 'civilian' programs.





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