Ravishment University
THE UNIVERSITY => Spring Break! Party Party! Party! => Quizzes => Topic started by: KissyFace on August 16, 2007, 09:09:06 PM
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Well, I've found a new test for us!
http://okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=15549659408409939353
Your Score: Ambitious Slutling 34% past slut, 79% future slut
You little slut. You are totally willing to do anything anytime, but you haven't completely backed that up with action. You're working on it though. In a couple of years, we expect you'll be a full-blown slut. How is college, anyway?
I think I have some work to do!! ;D
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Slut Test
Your Score: Adolescent38% past slut, 50% future slut
You haven't had much in the way of sexual experience, but you are at least moderately interested in sex and you may be willing to do a few bad things to get it. You are probably entering your "adolescent" phase, which means you are about to start having a lot more sex. (If not, it's probably because you aren't getting the opportunity, which is something I can't help with -- sorry!)
My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 99% on past slut
You scored higher than 99% on future slut
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Established Slut......83% PAST SLUT, 44% FUTURE SLUT
You've done plenty of slutty things and had a few very wild times, it sounds like. You aren't quite as slutty as you used to be, though, but that's a good thing. After all, sometimes being slutty means making bad decisions, and you're somewhat growing out of that now. But that doesn't mean you've really reformed, you've just toned it down. You may still have some slutty experiences heading your way. You remind me of Carrie on Sex and the City.
:emot_rotf.gif:
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Established Slut
79% past slut, 49% future slut
You've done plenty of slutty things and had a few very wild times, it sounds like. You aren't quite as slutty as you used to be, though, but that's a good thing. After all, sometimes being slutty means making bad decisions, and you're somewhat growing out of that now. But that doesn't mean you've really reformed, you've just toned it down. You may still have some slutty experiences heading your way. You remind me of Carrie on Sex and the City.
B.
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Your Score: Total Slut
62% past slut, 79% future slut
Wow. You say you're willing to do a lot to get your sex, and you've backed that up with action. You are a slut, my friend. (Call me) Seriously, though: you are at the height of your sexual exploration right now. This probably won't last for all that long, because you're going to make some bad decisions and eventually learn a thing or two, and tone it down. In the meantime, try to stay disease-free and keep your naked pics off the internet and you won't regret it too much later.
My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 73% on past slut
You scored higher than 93% on future slut
LOL this is fun!
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Total Slut
86% past slut, 88% future slut
Wow. You say you're willing to do a lot to get your sex, and you've backed that up with action. You are a slut, my friend. (Call me) Seriously, though: you are at the height of your sexual exploration right now. This probably won't last for all that long, because you're going to make some bad decisions and eventually learn a thing or two, and tone it down. In the meantime, try to stay disease-free and keep your naked pics off the internet and you won't regret it too much later.
Now that was fun.
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That's hilarious :D
Ambitious Slutling
50% past slut, 71% future slut
You little slut. You are totally willing to do anything anytime, but you haven't completely backed that up with action. You're working on it though. In a couple of years, we expect you'll be a full-blown slut. How is college, anyway?
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Sometimes a guy has to chime in... Nothing I did not knowalready.
Total Slut
87% past slut, 76% future slut
Wow. You say you're willing to do a lot to get your sex, and you've backed that up with action. You are a slut, my friend. (Call me) Seriously, though: you are at the height of your sexual exploration right now. This probably won't last for all that long, because you're going to make some bad decisions and eventually learn a thing or two, and tone it down. In the meantime, try to stay disease-free and keep your naked pics off the internet and you won't regret it too much later.
There are definitly a couple ladies I would like to see the results of here.
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# You scored 41% on past slut, higher than 40% of your peers.
# 33/100 You scored 47% on future slut, higher than 33% of your peers.
You are a moderately slutty. You aren't especially more slutty now than you were in the past, but you aren't exactly settling down either. You could still have some slutty experiences in front of you but you're not out of control. :angel:
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37% past slut, 78% future slut
You little slut. You are totally willing to do anything anytime, but you haven't completely backed that up with action. You're working on it though. In a couple of years, we expect you'll be a full-blown slut. How is college, anyway?
The problem with this test is that it doesn't let me express my unique branch of ethics on the matter ;).
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Moderate Slut
50% past slut, 44% future slut
You are a moderately slutty. You aren't especially more slutty now than you were in the past, but you aren't exactly settling down either. You could still have some slutty experiences in front of you but you're not out of control.
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Established Slut
74% past slut, 41% future slut
You've done plenty of slutty things and had a few very wild times, it sounds like. You aren't quite as slutty as you used to be, though, but that's a good thing. After all, sometimes being slutty means making bad decisions, and you're somewhat growing out of that now. But that doesn't mean you've really reformed, you've just toned it down. You may still have some slutty experiences heading your way.
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Total Slut
86% past slut, 88% future slut
Wow. You say you're willing to do a lot to get your sex, and you've backed that up with action. You are a slut, my friend. (Call me) Seriously, though: you are at the height of your sexual exploration right now. This probably won't last for all that long, because you're going to make some bad decisions and eventually learn a thing or two, and tone it down. In the meantime, try to stay disease-free and keep your naked pics off the internet and you won't regret it too much later.
Pretty good quiz, lol
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Established Slut
85% past slut, 66% future slut
You've done plenty of slutty things and had a few very wild times, it sounds like. You aren't quite as slutty as you used to be, though, but that's a good thing. After all, sometimes being slutty means making bad decisions, and you're somewhat growing out of that now. But that doesn't mean you've really reformed, you've just toned it down. You may still have some slutty experiences heading your way. You remind me of Carrie on Sex and the City.
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Established Slut
69% past slut, 66% future slut
You've done plenty of slutty things and had a few very wild times, it sounds like. You aren't quite as slutty as you used to be, though, but that's a good thing. After all, sometimes being slutty means making bad decisions, and you're somewhat growing out of that now. But that doesn't mean you've really reformed, you've just toned it down. You may still have some slutty experiences heading your way. You remind me of Carrie on Sex and the City
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Your result for The Once and Future Slut Test ...
Total Slut
68% past slut, 69% future slut
Wow. You say you're willing to do a lot to get your sex, and you've backed that up with action. You are a slut, my friend. (Call me) Seriously, though: you are at the height of your sexual exploration right now. This probably won't last for all that long, because you're going to make some bad decisions and eventually learn a thing or two, and tone it down. In the meantime, try to stay disease-free and keep your naked pics off the internet and you won't regret it too much later.
past slut Distribution-
You scored 68% on past slut, higher than 61% of your peers.
future slut Distribution-
You scored 69% on future slut, higher than 69% of your peers.
Really?? {{Blushes}}
is slut a good thing? :angel:
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69 is always good, but on ur "past slut" you only got 68 so I guess you owe 1 somewhere :D
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gee, how do I fix that? is there a credit department?I knew I should have tried for a better score, it IS still a passing grade, right?
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69 is a "D". That "D" Your past results show only a single point of improvement...
Fortunately, there is a Long way to go to Finals and with Plenty of Cramming, Private Tutoring and Lots of extra Credit we can Be assured that you will make a Passable Slut in the Near future.
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Brutal... That really is reassuring ^-^ :emot_kiss.gif:
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Wow. Tell it like it is, I guess.
Your result for The Once and Future Slut Test ...
Total Slut
67% past slut, 81% future slut
Wow. You say you're willing to do a lot to get your sex, and you've backed that up with action. You are a slut, my friend. (Call me) Seriously, though: you are at the height of your sexual exploration right now. This probably won't last for all that long, because you're going to make some bad decisions and eventually learn a thing or two, and tone it down. In the meantime, try to stay disease-free and keep your naked pics off the internet and you won't regret it too much later.
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Your result for The Once and Future Slut Test ...
Moderate Slut
42% past slut, 63% future slut
You are a moderately slutty. You aren't especially more slutty now than you were in the past, but you aren't exactly settling down either. You could still have some slutty experiences in front of you but you're not out of control.
nice future,great tomorrow
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:] After some training, I felt the need to retake this test..... these are my current scores;
Total Slut
72% past slut, 78% future slut
Wow. You say you're willing to do a lot to get your sex, and you've backed that up with action. You are a slut, my friend. (Call me) Seriously, though: you are at the height of your sexual exploration right now. This probably won't last for all that long, because you're going to make some bad decisions and eventually learn a thing or two, and tone it down. In the meantime, try to stay disease-free and keep your naked pics off the internet and you won't regret it too much later.
You scored 72% on past slut, higher than 65% of your peers.
You scored 78% on future slut, higher than 79% of your peers.
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there is improvement, but is it enough of an improvement?
of course I have a very good 'instructor'....I hope he would consider me a good student.
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Non-slut
9% past slut, 17% future slut
Well, I'm sure you already knew this, but you aren't much of a slut, and you don't much want to be one either. If you've done anything slutty it was probably an isolated incident. However, you may be kind of missing out.
Feeling out of place lol, I'll just have to study harder next time
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Well, what do you know:
Established Slut
72% past slut, 56% future slut
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Okay, well, I'm an "established slut," 76% past, 44% future. Actually, pretty accurate, only in junior high I found out you WEREN'T a slut as long as you kissed and stuff first.
"You've done plenty of slutty things and had a few very wild times, it sounds like. You aren't quite as slutty as you used to be, though, but that's a good thing. After all, sometimes being slutty means making bad decisions, and you're somewhat growing out of that now. But that doesn't mean you've really reformed, you've just toned it down. You may still have some slutty experiences heading your way. You remind me of Carrie on Sex and the City."
That last, I don't know. I don't watch TV, I mean like all the time, but I have seen SATC, and I don't think I'm anything remotely like Carrie. But it's exactly right that I had a few wild times and that I made bad decisions I'm growing out of, and that I haven't "reformed," just toned it down. That is spot-on.
So I was having a latte with Jenny (she was buying, I can't afford lattes). Jenny is all tits and legs and blond hair, when I'm with her I feel like doggie doo-doo. She wouldn't hang out with me at all except she thinks I'm "edgy" and that it rubs off on her. Anyway, she is very socially connected, or was, until her divorce, so I asked her about the Carrie thing and she was like, "Yeah, that's you, Jamie." and I'm like, "But I only have two pair of heels..." and Jenny says, "Jamie, when you moved, you had four big boxes of ballet shoes under your bed, and those 'fuck me' sandals, they count for about six of mine!"
Love,
Jamie
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Jamie, maybe it is not what you have, but how you use it that counts most.
Maybe Carrie never found the right pair of fuck-me sandals.
I think you have a better sense of humor too.
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Jenny is all tits and legs and blond hair. Sounds like my kind of woman. ;D >:D :emot_thedrool.gif:
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Jenny is all tits and legs and blond hair. Sounds like my kind of woman. ;D >:D :emot_thedrool.gif:
Oh, yah, Jenny is a piece of ... um, work. I met her through Kristie and April. My ex-bf and I got evicted, and we broke up and I was living in the college cafeteria and sleeping with the school cat. I heard my ex was jealous! Anyway, they were trying to find two other girls to share this big 2BR apartment. They had recruited Jenny and Kristie was like, "Come on, Jamie! It'll be fun!" and I was like, "I don't have any money" and Kristie says, "It's ok, we'll cover you."
So anyway, April and I are dancers, Kristie is a figure skater, I mean only gymnasts are more perverted than skaters and dancers. (I used to be a gymnast...) So we are all hott-grrl rock-and-roll stoner types, and here's Jenny, a DDebutante, engaged to Mr America. She thought we were all slutz because we sucked a lot of cock and she didn't. So like, at least we didn't have sleepovers with our fiancees. I mean, April would sleep with me and Kristie, and Jenny's bed was against the wall, and it would be "squeak-squeak, squeak-squeak, (moan) squeak-squeak, (moan) squeak-squeak-squeak-squeak squeak-squeak-squeak-squeak (moan) all night long. I mean one morning I forgot and I came out of the shower wearing nothing but a towel, around my HEAD, and There He Is, Mr. America. I turned around and stomped off, and he was like, "Nice Ass, Jamie!"
Then one day Jenny came over with her kid sister Britney.
Oh.
My.
God!
I mean, she's legal now, but she was like, fifteen then. Blonder, longer legs, bigger tits, she made Jenny look like poop, and Kristie and April and I, we were like scabby aliens from another planet. Their dad is rich. HIS dad owns all the oil in Texas that the Hunts don't, Their mom is a super-MILF. If it can be lifted, enhanced, stretched, bleached or tucked, she's had it. I'm sure Britney wondered what Big Sis was doing with trash like us. I mean, her parents had to cut off the internet at the house because Brit had posted pix of her big bazongas all over her facefuck, I mean faceBOOK page. Her dad, who was in the "all binnis" (Texian for "oil business") kept having guys at meetings pass around their Blackberries with topless pix of his daughter. I mean, isn't that kittie-porn?
I mean, April and I went to Corpus this time with Jenny and her family, and we were at this Forth of July festival and Jenny and Britney and her mom were all wearing these almost-cameltoe white short-shorts and heels and bouncy bra-tops. You know how in science class you put iron filings on some paper and then put a magnet in the middle? All the filings turn and line up facing the magnet. That's what it felt like, only the iron filings were the guys on the street and Jenny, Britney and their mom were the magnet. We walked from the restaurant down to their yacht, and I had 1,001 rape fantasies in fifteen minutes. If I'd've had a strap-on, I would have humped April!
I mean, Jenny didn't even notice. She doesn't even SEE guys unless she considers them worthy of consideration. I HATE attitudes like that, whether it's in guys or girls. Anyway, I rag on Jenny I know, but she's really nice, and I'd probably be just like her if I had her upbringing. I like keeping up with her because she's so different from me, and after her marriage to Mr. America didn't work out she's started Thinking About Her Life, which is really hard, I know.
I'm sure Britney is a legend by now. I haven't seen her since Jenny's wedding. She went away to school, maybe Baylor? Jenny said where but we were at Starbuck's and a guy was Looking at me and I Wasn't Listening. I found her Facebook page. No nude pix, though, but when I friended her, nothing happened, so I guess I don't make the cut.
Love,
Jamie
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Your result for The Once and Future Slut Test ...
Established Slut
71% past slut, 54% future slut
You've done plenty of slutty things and had a few very wild times, it sounds like. You aren't quite as slutty as you used to be, though, but that's a good thing. After all, sometimes being slutty means making bad decisions, and you're somewhat growing out of that now. But that doesn't mean you've really reformed, you've just toned it down. You may still have some slutty experiences heading your way. You remind me of Carrie on Sex and the City.
Your Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
You scored 71% on past slut, higher than 63% of your peers.
You scored 54% on future slut, higher than 50% of your peers.
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69 is a "D". That "D" Your past results show only a single point of improvement...
Fortunately, there is a Long way to go to Finals and with Plenty of Cramming, Private Tutoring and Lots of extra Credit we can Be assured that you will make a Passable Slut in the Near future.
I am thinking "passable" was an understatement.........?
THESE ARE MY CURRENT SCORES:
Total Slut
68% past slut, 75% future slut
Wow. You say you're willing to do a lot to get your sex, and you've backed that up with action. You are a slut, my friend. (Call me) Seriously, though: you are at the height of your sexual exploration right now. This probably won't last for all that long, because you're going to make some bad decisions and eventually learn a thing or two, and tone it down. In the meantime, try to stay disease-free and keep your naked pics{{OH CRAP}} off the internet and you won't regret it too much later.
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Your result for The Once and Future Slut Test ...
Reformed Ultraslut
73% past slut, 29% future slut
Wow. You really have a lot of slutty experiences under your belt, but apparently you wouldn't care to repeat them. Either you've learned from all that and settled down completely, or you're just in a serious relationship for once, or maybe you're taking this test in front of your partner and had to "tone down" your answers. In any case, it sounds like your sluttiest times are behind you.
****my comment on results****
I was a promiscuous teenager in a very dysfunctional home, so my past experiences are not an indication of my present/future as I have matured. Interesting test & results.
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69 is a "D". That "D" Your past results show only a single point of improvement...
Fortunately, there is a Long way to go to Finals and with Plenty of Cramming, Private Tutoring and Lots of extra Credit we can Be assured that you will make a Passable Slut in the Near future.
Oh, golly, I don't know. Do they grade on the curves? A DOUBLE "D" might not be so bad.
Love,
Jamie
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I got adolescent. :(
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Ambitious Slutling
38% past slut, 69% future slut
You little slut. You are totally willing to do anything anytime, but you haven't completely backed that up with action. You're working on it though. In a couple of years, we expect you'll be a full-blown slut. How is college, anyway?
If the consensual thing continues to be a requirement, I'm doomed :'(
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Ambitious Slut 53% Past slut 75% future slut
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I am an Established Slut! 65% Past, 66% Future Slut. That sounds right to me. Other girls don't say it. I do. I'm a slut!
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Your result for The Once and Future Slut Test ...
Total Slut
91% past slut, 81% future slut
Wow. You say you're willing to do a lot to get your sex, and you've backed that up with action. You are a slut, my friend. (Call me) Seriously, though: you are at the height of your sexual exploration right now. This probably won't last for all that long, because you're going to make some bad decisions and eventually learn a thing or two, and tone it down. In the meantime, try to stay disease-free and keep your naked pics off the internet and you won't regret it too much later.
Your Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
past slut Distribution
You scored 91% on past slut, higher than 94% of your peers.
future slut Distribution
You scored 81% on future slut, higher than 80% of your peers.
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Your results for The Once and Future Slut Test...
Reformed Slut
You aren't as wild as you once were, but that's okay with you... and you were never really that slutty in the first place. Whatever the case, you certainly aren't much of a slut now. You may have done a few slutty things in the past but you weren't out of control even then, and you've grown up since then.
You scored 53% on past slut, higher than 44% of your peers
You scored 31% on future slut, higher than 20% of your peers.
Pretty spot on I think. Done a few things in the past I'm not exactly proud of but all in all a result I'd agree with.
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Your result for The Once and Future Slut Test ...
Established Slut
64% past slut, 49% future slut
You've done plenty of slutty things and had a few very wild times, it sounds like. You aren't quite as slutty as you used to be, though, but that's a good thing. After all, sometimes being slutty means making bad decisions, and you're somewhat growing out of that now. But that doesn't mean you've really reformed, you've just toned it down. You may still have some slutty experiences heading your way. You remind me of Carrie on Sex and the City.
your Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
past slut Distribution
You scored 64% on past slut,
higher than 56% of your peers.
future slut Distribution
You scored 49% on future slut,
higher than 41% of your peers.
that was amusing
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Reformed Slut
54% past, 24% future
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Moderate Slut
60% past slut, 41% future slut
You are a moderately slutty. You aren't especially more slutty now than you were in the past, but you aren't exactly settling down either. You could still have some slutty experiences in front of you but you're not out of control
Lol awesome
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Instead of results I got an advert for a free dating site...Does that mean I am a really big slut?