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I'm a pig... (Chinese zodiac)
"People born in the Year of the Pig are chivalrous and gallant. Whatever they do, they do with all their strength. For Boar Year people, there is no left or right and there is no retreat. They have tremendous fortitude and great honesty. They don't make many friends but they make them for life, and anyone having a Boar Year friend is fortunate for they are extremely loyal. They don't talk much but have a great thirst for knowledge. They study a great deal and are generally well informed. Boar people are quick tempered, yet they hate arguments and quarreling. They are kind to their loved ones. No matter how bad problems seem to be, Boar people try to work them out, honestly if sometimes impulsively. They are most compatible with Rabbits and Sheep."
And the poster still applies. :emot_rotf.gif:
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If you hadn't already guessed. >:D Yeah, in the wrong mood, people start missing body parts in my vicinity.
~~ Aquarius ~~ (A Brief Expose On Why We Go So H.A.M.)
Aquarius Key Planet: Uranus (strange is a nice way of saying really fucked up)
Uranus signifies the strange things in your life, as it is your key planet. It is often associated with brilliance – even if it is temporary. Uranus can release the hidden tensions all of a sudden. In fact, the planet is frequently the astrological culprit when there are sudden upheavals in your life. Uranus encourages you to fight against social injustices and for gaining freedom.
Eleventh House: Future (I literally lived this for the last 3 years of my life)
The 11th House is also called the House of friends, hopes and dreams. Friends will support your dreams. The Eleventh House is not about your monotonous duties; rather, it is about your ideal situation and dreaming of ways to get there.
Aquarius Weakness: (There are worse things than aloof...ya bag of dicks!)
You may sometimes become insensitive. You can get into a relationship without getting emotionally involved in it. Your lack of attachment can make you aloof. You’re inflexible, insensitive, defiant and detached and your know-it-all attitude distances others from you.
Aquarius Strength: (Call me soft again and I'll break your knuckles)
You are soft inside and take interest in social activities. Your positive qualities are that you are witty, intelligent, caring, creative and independent. Your broad perspective is another big positive point.
Aquarius Element: Air (AKA - BE SMART, it'll save your life.)
The astrological element of Air signifies movement. Air Signs are thinkers, and since you belong to it, you are prone to give more importance to intellect than to action.