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Offline To-Get-Her

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Re: pun intended
« Reply #2250 on: April 21, 2024, 06:06:25 PM »
Well imagine my surprise when my bank told me that my account was outstanding and here i thought they just considered me a set of numbers!
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Re: pun intended
« Reply #2251 on: April 22, 2024, 10:12:40 PM »
Whenever I try to eat healthy, a chocolate bar looks at me and Snickers.
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Re: pun intended
« Reply #2252 on: April 23, 2024, 12:45:16 PM »
I hate going to the candy store because i can't decide which will fill me up more, Mars or the Milky Way
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Re: pun intended
« Reply #2253 on: April 28, 2024, 10:07:38 PM »
Why do other snacks try to avoid the peanut bowl?

Everyone in there is nuts.
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Re: pun intended
« Reply #2254 on: April 29, 2024, 11:05:49 AM »
If everyday is a gift, then where can I return Mondays?
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