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If someone took the last thing you purchased, and SHOVED IT UP YOUR ASS....
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randomgirl
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Re: If someone took the last thing you purchased, and SHOVED IT UP YOUR ASS....
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Reply #105 on:
October 30, 2016, 03:13:03 PM »
fairy lights
yikes !!
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archon1980
Undergrad
Posts: 765
Merits 23
Re: If someone took the last thing you purchased, and SHOVED IT UP YOUR ASS....
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November 03, 2016, 03:02:19 AM »
Pizza...and Dr. Pepper.
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Victim
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I wanna be
Re: If someone took the last thing you purchased, and SHOVED IT UP YOUR ASS....
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December 02, 2016, 09:33:21 PM »
A disney infinity figure i purchased for a friend
it would both hurt and totally ruin the gift lmao
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indieguy818
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Re: If someone took the last thing you purchased, and SHOVED IT UP YOUR ASS....
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December 06, 2016, 01:10:14 AM »
sushi
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archon1980
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Re: If someone took the last thing you purchased, and SHOVED IT UP YOUR ASS....
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December 31, 2016, 01:54:49 PM »
As usual, it was coffee. Very hot...OUCH. It was a big cup as well.
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shadowwarrior16
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Posts: 157
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Re: If someone took the last thing you purchased, and SHOVED IT UP YOUR ASS....
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February 20, 2017, 04:04:43 PM »
a brand new fleshlight ... this is not what it is intended for
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SoftGameHunter
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Masters Degree
Posts: 4,252
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That's me in the pic. I'm the tall one.
Re: If someone took the last thing you purchased, and SHOVED IT UP YOUR ASS....
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February 20, 2017, 08:05:17 PM »
I'd start (cheat!) with the Palmolive, go through the other groceries (milk, lettuce (not a head), garlic bread, and finish with the rest of the soap. Yeah, pretty unpleasant, but thank god for that soap!
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The rumors about me are scurrilous, depraved rantings of a sick mind, and I categorically deny any sense of falsehood attributed to them.
vile8r
Masters Degree
Posts: 23,680
Merits 1101
Re: If someone took the last thing you purchased, and SHOVED IT UP YOUR ASS....
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February 20, 2017, 09:16:26 PM »
I was at Dairy Queen today and bought a cheeseburger. So much for lunch!
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I could rape your pussy, but I'd be in and out in a few minutes. So I choose to rape your mind, and I'll be inside you forever!
gscmar64
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Re: If someone took the last thing you purchased, and SHOVED IT UP YOUR ASS....
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February 21, 2017, 11:43:19 AM »
How much room is up there, i bought 10lbs of potatoes!
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shadowwarrior16
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Re: If someone took the last thing you purchased, and SHOVED IT UP YOUR ASS....
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February 21, 2017, 06:53:17 PM »
i just nerd-ed out and bought a life size starwars clone trooper its about 5 ft 3 and makes noises but at the same time I'm not sure it will fit in my ass can we make a exception
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vile8r
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Posts: 23,680
Merits 1101
Re: If someone took the last thing you purchased, and SHOVED IT UP YOUR ASS....
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February 25, 2017, 12:54:15 AM »
I just re-filled my blood pressure medication prescription. Come on, guys! I really need these pills! They won't do much good up my ass.
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I could rape your pussy, but I'd be in and out in a few minutes. So I choose to rape your mind, and I'll be inside you forever!
gscmar64
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Re: If someone took the last thing you purchased, and SHOVED IT UP YOUR ASS....
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February 25, 2017, 01:32:02 PM »
Wouldn't hurt at all an e-book from Kindle store
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randomgirl
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Re: If someone took the last thing you purchased, and SHOVED IT UP YOUR ASS....
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March 27, 2017, 11:36:34 AM »
Can of pepsi ........
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Nyx
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Masters Degree
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Merits 86
Re: If someone took the last thing you purchased, and SHOVED IT UP YOUR ASS....
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May 07, 2017, 06:30:02 AM »
Oh my gods. I bought seeds. Hahahahahaha!!!
"I'm gonna need you to take these seeds and put em wayyyy up inside your butt, Morty!"
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Thelurker
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Posts: 475
Merits 14
Re: If someone took the last thing you purchased, and SHOVED IT UP YOUR ASS....
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May 07, 2017, 06:35:17 AM »
You know when Rick said "waaaaay up" he smiled in that scene lol.
Please don't put my sketch pad up my butt it's just not gonna end well...
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No means violate her body until she learns to say yes.
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If someone took the last thing you purchased, and SHOVED IT UP YOUR ASS....