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dawnamber
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Re: If someone took the last thing you purchased, and SHOVED IT UP YOUR ASS....
« Reply #135 on: August 24, 2017, 12:06:28 PM »
Going to be painful having 250 pounds of feed inside my butt
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Jed
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Re: If someone took the last thing you purchased, and SHOVED IT UP YOUR ASS....
« Reply #136 on: August 24, 2017, 12:23:28 PM »
Quote from: dawnamber on August 24, 2017, 12:06:28 PM
Going to be painful having 250 pounds of feed inside my butt

Not as painful as when your horse starts eating it.
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dawnamber
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Re: If someone took the last thing you purchased, and SHOVED IT UP YOUR ASS....
« Reply #137 on: August 24, 2017, 02:56:48 PM »
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gscmar64
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Re: If someone took the last thing you purchased, and SHOVED IT UP YOUR ASS....
« Reply #138 on: August 24, 2017, 03:14:41 PM »
Well not my preference but a 14 inch English cucumber going up there!
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Offline Degrader

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Re: If someone took the last thing you purchased, and SHOVED IT UP YOUR ASS....
« Reply #139 on: August 26, 2017, 06:36:58 AM »
Dang... I just bought four litres of chocolate milk... this is gonna be messy...
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gscmar64
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Re: If someone took the last thing you purchased, and SHOVED IT UP YOUR ASS....
« Reply #140 on: August 26, 2017, 11:13:08 AM »
Well at least I won't be completely block- a bagel!
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Offline Kylie

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Re: If someone took the last thing you purchased, and SHOVED IT UP YOUR ASS....
« Reply #141 on: February 17, 2019, 03:13:33 PM »
 A keg of beer :emot_blink.gif:
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dawnamber
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Re: If someone took the last thing you purchased, and SHOVED IT UP YOUR ASS....
« Reply #142 on: February 17, 2019, 03:22:32 PM »
Quote from: Kylie on February 17, 2019, 03:13:33 PM
A keg of beer :emot_blink.gif:

can I drink straight from the tap?
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carhamgrater
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Re: If someone took the last thing you purchased, and SHOVED IT UP YOUR ASS....
« Reply #143 on: February 17, 2019, 04:11:57 PM »
What a waste of a Cheesecake!
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Offline vile8r

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Re: If someone took the last thing you purchased, and SHOVED IT UP YOUR ASS....
« Reply #144 on: February 17, 2019, 08:15:13 PM »
The last thing I bought today was a hamburger! It was a good one too!
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I could rape your pussy, but I'd be in and out in a few minutes. So I choose to rape your mind, and I'll be inside you forever!
carhamgrater
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Re: If someone took the last thing you purchased, and SHOVED IT UP YOUR ASS....
« Reply #145 on: February 18, 2019, 06:05:30 AM »
A bottle of water-good clean out coming
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Offline Rachel_Thornton

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Re: If someone took the last thing you purchased, and SHOVED IT UP YOUR ASS....
« Reply #146 on: February 18, 2019, 02:17:27 PM »
Well that's making me regret my purchase of a baby monitor and a Dumbo cot mobile figure!
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carhamgrater
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Re: If someone took the last thing you purchased, and SHOVED IT UP YOUR ASS....
« Reply #147 on: February 18, 2019, 02:31:43 PM »
never heard of a tomato being shoved up and ass before!
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oh2bedesired
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Re: If someone took the last thing you purchased, and SHOVED IT UP YOUR ASS....
« Reply #148 on: February 26, 2019, 09:18:32 AM »
 

  I just purchased a flashlight,though small,it's heavy duty constructed with a rough handle and pointy little side bars attached to it.
  Can feel it going in and out as I type this message.
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carhamgrater
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Re: If someone took the last thing you purchased, and SHOVED IT UP YOUR ASS....
« Reply #149 on: February 26, 2019, 11:16:11 AM »
Wow bet no one wants the party mix out on the counter tonight!
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